There are no words to describe what you are about to read. D: ((Note that Chat Quotes are almost always OOC and done by the Muns))

 

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Vyse: . . .Demyx was right. Arcadia IS scary

Shiro: ...extra whoa.

Vyse: It's like Australia. Everything is weird and everything can kill you :/

Vyse: And I seriously just made that comparison

Shiro: ...koalas can kill you?

Vyse: If they fall on your head maybe!

Shiro: HOSHIT

Shiro: *wears crash helmet*

Vyse: In all seriousness though I think they can be poisonous

Shiro: ...

Vyse: They eat poisonous plants? DUDE EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA IS POISONOUS

Shiro: okay, i wikied it

Shiro: they're not poisonous

Shiro: however

Shiro: they feed their babies with their fermented poop.

Vyse: That makes me feel better?

 

Ian: JUST 'CAUSE I'M 15 DOES NOT MEAN THAT I CANNOT PLAY AS A FORTY YEAR OLD MAN.

Ian: DX

Tidus: XDD

Roxas: *CHOKES*

Ichigo: ...

Bart: hehehehheee

Roxas: OH GOD

 

(...on Youji's visit to see Kadaj on Gaia...)

 

Kadaj: Demyx will be babysitting us

Demyx: If you kill anyone, I'll probably whine at you.

Kadaj: just to make sure we don't go wipe out a whole village or anything.

Youji: XD Oh come on~

Demyx: YOU PROMISED, YOUJI. D:

Youji: ..what about a tiny one?

Demyx: I SAID ON PURPOSE.

Demyx: ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE COUNTS.

Kadaj: Do puppies count?

Demyx: GOD IS IN THEM.

Youji: ...

Demyx: ....puppies COUNT.

 

Demyx: YOU'RE DEAD ALREADY!

Demyx: Superman can't save dead people.

Demyx: Because then he would be Superghost.

 

Rufus: I'm hiding in my bedroom doing 'laundry'

Zack : XDDDDDDDD

Zack:That sounded so wrong.

Rufus: Don't be so gauche

 

Demyx: That's right. I'll say it again for those that weren't there.

Demyx: The Porno of Axel and Roxas is called "SEX AND CANDY III: THE RECKONING." A tasty horror classic!

Zack: WHY CAN'T I EXPLAIN IT? I CAN EXPLAIN IT SO MUCH BETTER!'

Zack: And I never got to give Roxas my version of what happened at the party. D:

Zack: I was going to include lube. D:

 

Sora: THE HORROR

Sora: WE NEED HAPPY STICK

Demyx: TASTY HORROR?

 

Demyx: Yazoo was like "c'mon, kids, get in this truck in Midgar and I will drive you to the City Of The Ancients." 8D

Demyx: But the City Of The Ancients is unfortunately across some fun ocean.

Zack: That right up there with, "Here little boy, want some candy?"

Youji: Kay, you just made Yazoo infinitely creepier. *listens*

Larxene: ... I kept misreading that as "flying fuck"

Demyx: How they get the truck across this is unexplained.

Demyx: So the truck must totally fly.

Youji: true omg wtf.

Youji: OW MY FACE

 

Larxene: holy shit it's 12:45 already???

Tidus: You lose all time in....the chatroom zone.

 

Tidus: My mum walked in on my playing KHII when Hayner was on screen and said "Oooh, he's a bit of alright, isn't he?"

 

 

Demyx: I cast Knights of the Round on a chocobo once.

Demyx: It pecked me for eight thousand damage and I died.

Demyx: But seriously. Do not mess with chocobos.

Tidus: I find it quite funny really that Dajy is so bipolar. XD He's all "I HATE YOU" then when he needs something its all "PLZ HELP ME IM NICE REALLY" then it's all "GO AWAY NOW I HATE YOU AGAIN"

Kadaj: Yeah, he's all "Rufus, where's Jenova? WTFOMGBBQYOU LIED so I killed your Turks hahahahaha"

Kadaj:** and then it's "Cloud is here! Big Brother is a traitor! throw children at him! Arrrrgh it's Vincent IT'S NOT FAIR" *run away*

Tidus: "throw children at him" is the best attack ever.

Tidus: Rock < Paper < Scissors < THROW CHILDREN

Demyx: No, Rock < Paper < scissors < throw children < CHOCOBO

 

Roxas: Tifa, I am not going to flail for you.

 

Shiro: WAIT I'M BEING TOPPED BY A SEXUAL LOLLERSAURUS

 

Ichigo: You can be a goddamn sexual velociraptor.

 

Ian: Im in ur chat. Molesting ur cat.

Roxas: NO. NO MOLESTATION.

Shiro: IT'S NOT MOLESTATION

Roxas: ...

Shiro: IF IT'S CONSENSUAL

Roxas: ...

Ian: FINE, IT'S RAPE.

Roxas: ...

Tifa: XD

Roxas: Wow.

Tifa: Just say 'touching'.

Roxas: Too much touching.

Ian: But waaaaait. If my alternate form is a rat...

Roxas: ...

Ian: THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME AND SHIRO?!

Shiro: Pioneers. Sexual pioneers.

Ian: *awkward silence*

 

Shiro: OMG, Roxas and Axel can be matching bridesmaids.

Axel: We could. If you all want to FUCKING BURN IN HELL.

 

Luxord: IS THERE ANY OTHER MEN

Luxord: IN DDD

Luxord: AT ALL

Bart: RULE 1: THERE ARE NO MEN ON DDD

Tidus: Shakemun is male!

Luxord: EXCEPT DUCKY

Tidus: And Riku-mun is male!

Luxord There.

Luxord Three men.

Bart: RULE 2: IF YOU DO MEET A MALE, IT"S PROBABLY A GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A GUY

Luxord: XD

Tidus: XDD

Luxord: @o@

Luxord: I AM MAN

Bart: RULE 34: THERE'S ALWAYS PORN FOR IT

Shiro: Really? For everything?

Bart: EVERYTHING

Bart: Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists there's porn for it (slightly edited for ease of reading, see the Rules of DDD )

 

Tidus: WTF cousins are reading over my shoulder.

Tidus: ...And now my little brother keeps saying "You can't be a sexual velociraptor!"

 

**(On Ian terrifying Roxas with pervy comments)

Roxas: *hides behind Axel*

Axel: ROXAS QUICK

Axel: UNDER MY COAT

Roxas: Axel?

Axel: >_>

Roxas: ...

Roxas: WHAT

 

Ian: *takes off CLOTHES*

Ian: CHAOS TIME.

Tifa: O_O

Tifa: GET A ROOM

Axel: ...

Roxas: OH MY GOD MY EYES

 

Roxas: I think I'm going to the trauma corner now.

 

Tidus: Axel is an EasyBake Oven

Urahara: XDDD

Tifa: XD;

Tifa: OH MY GOD

Tifa: EW

Roxas: NO

Roxas: MENTAL IMAGE

Tifa: IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL, ROXAS?

Urahara: ....MY MIND

Ian: It is A BOOTIFUL IMAGE.

Tidus: ...I DIDN'T MEAN THAT BUT HA YES

Axel: ...

Roxas: OH MY GOD THERE IS NO BUN IN THE OVEN

Roxas: WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

 

Vyse: Whenever Ansem speaks you can replace "Darkness" with "Penis".

Vyse: And it will make sense in context.

Ian: COME PENIS

 

Ichigo: If I bring over Phoenix Wright, he can sue the hollow

Roxas: .......

Roxas: ded

Rufus: ...

Bart: XD

Ichigo: OBJECTION

Tidus: For behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace

Ari: XD

Rufus: SUSTAINED

Roxas: GTFO?

Ichigo: *heartless!hollow explodes*

Urahara:: *ded*

Ichigo: HOLD IT

Jack: O_o

Ichigo: *explodes again*

 

Roxas: SON OF A RATE LIMIT OH MY ALLEN

 

Tidus: Axel, Axel, you still seem to think that Chat makes SENSE

 

Urahara:: Wendy's chicken is like...the best chicken ever. I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY CHICKEN! 8D

 

Ichigo: panty tag

Kuzco: ...

Ichigo: ....WRONG BOX

Kuzco: hahaha

Urahara: ......

Urahara: *DEAD*

Roxas: ....

Urahara: XDD

Roxas: air loss

Roxas: cannot breathe

Ichigo: o-o

Urahara: XD

Ichigo: Panty tag: Run around playing tag in your panties

Roxas: ...

Ichigo: Then instead of tagging, you snap the elastic.

Kuzco: ...

Roxas: .....................

Roxas: DOT DOT DOT ICHIGO.

Kuzco: sounds painful?

Ichigo: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Roxas: THE HELL

Ichigo: I BET THE NOBODIES PLAY IT ALL THE TIME.

Urahara: You killed Roxas. XD

Urahara: OH GOD.

Roxas: HOW ABOUT NO

Roxas: NO

Urahara: You know Larxene does.

Roxas: Larxene and Marluxia.

Roxas: That's it.

Urahara: XDD

Roxas: NO ONE ELSE.

Urahara: It might make Saix make the wet cat face :o

Ichigo: And sing the moon song?

Urahara: Yes. XDDD

Ichigo: Come on

Roxas: Oh god.

Ichigo: I bet Xemnas is a master at the game

Urahara: Yes.

Roxas: ...

Ichigo: That's the only time they get out of their cloaks other than for sex.

Urahara: ...I can see Axel playing it. XD

Ichigo: It allows their skin to breathe.

Roxas: I just had a mental image. Of Saix reading "Goodnight, Moon".

Roxas: ...

Urahara: *ded*

Ichigo: Axel is a master at the game.

Roxas: ...

Ichigo: His only target is Roxass though

Roxas: ;adfklgnj;asdflg

Urahara: Yes. XDD

Ichigo: They all wear briefs.

Roxas: STOP CALLING ME THAT ICHIGO

Urahara: "ROX~ASS, COME TO AXEL~"

Roxas: OH GOD

Urahara: *SNAAAAAAAP*

Roxas: ADFLKAS'FLASD'F

Ichigo: Larxene wears lingerie though.

Urahara: Yes. XDD

Roxas: ...Ihateyouyoujustplotbunniedmeomfg.

Ichigo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ichigo: *high fives self*

Roxas: I WILL NOT WRITE THAT. I REFUSE.

Roxas: DENIED.

Ichigo: IMAGINE THE WHOLE ORGANIZATION

Roxas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ichigo: RUNNING AROUND LIE LITTLE KIDS

Ichigo: IN BRIEFS AND WHITE SOCKS

Roxas: NONONONONONONONO

Ichigo: CHASING EACH OTHER AND SNAPPING THE BANDS OF PANTIES

Urahara: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Roxas: DAMN IT ICHIGO

Roxas: SD[PTIAJ;DLKJS;LDFJAD;G

Urahara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Urahara: WHILE SAIX SINGS THE MOON SONG

Ichigo: YES.

Roxas: OHGODDDDD

Ichigo: *dies*

 

Ichigo: WRITE THE FIC.

Ichigo: OR I'LL WRITE IT.

Urahara: AHAHA! ROXAS, DO IT OR WE WILL. YOURS WILL PROBABLY BE LESS MIND-SCARRING.

Ichigo: LET ME WARN YOU, THAT I'M MORE CONDITIONED TO WRITING TORTURE/ANGST FICS.

Urahara: XDDDDDDDD

Ichigo: SO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'LL TURN OUT.

Urahara: "NO, PLEASE!! PLEASE DON'T SNAP MY BRIEFS, AXEL!"

Ichigo: XDD

Urahara: XDDD

Ichigo: Saix: ...I don't wear underwear, how do I play this?

Roxas: I AM SLAIN AND DEAD

 

Ichigo: Larxene: Here, borrow some of my underwear, Saix.

Urahara: eagbaeubagbu!!!

Urahara: PRETTY LINGERE~

Ichigo: "Comfy fit."

 

Bart: sorry, accidentally closed the window

Urahara: 8D

Bart: ...want more button smashing?

Bart: >:D

Urahara: LOL!

Urahara: I'd challenge you to a battle, but I think we'd get yelled at hardcore. XD

Bart: jkmxzcndsv njkdsnafkjanfjewnauwnfainfeiawniurnriunhfiuesahiuafuckfajeiofarhwionhfiuewnhfiunhfuaiewhniurheraiuewfiwhftrijiwqjr8392hjrqhjr32qwjri

Bart: TOO LATE

Urahara: WHOAH

Urahara: THERE'S A FUCK IN THERE

Bart: ...WHAT?

Colette: lol that's cool!

Urahara: afuckfaj

Urahara: *applauds*

Bart: I DON'T WANT TO FUCK KADAJ

Urahara: you're officially the master of button mashing. XDDD

Shiro: why not?

Urahara: moan and fuck!

Tidus: AHAHAHAH

Bart: ...BECAUSE

Tidus: the truth COMES OUT

Urahara: XD

Shiro: because what?

Bart: ...DAMN YOU XENOGEARS

Tidus: BARTDAJ OTP

Axel: tehreis

Axel: THER IS

Axel: FUCK

Axel: AND MOAN

Axel: AHHAHHAHA

 

Ichigo: GEOSTIGMA ON THE FARPLANE IS LIKE SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Vyse: Someone? Quotelist

Axel: afk;d

Axel: YES.

Axel: vyse.

Axel: add it

Vyse: On it

Ichigo: o_o;

Ichigo: Huh?

 

Bart: You're Jack is awesome

Ichigo: He's sexy.

Rufus: <3 Just call me out on him plz.

Larxene: He's Johnny Depp. Is it even possible for him to *not* be sexy? XD

Rock Lee: Survey says: No!

Rufus: He's getting better with age

Rufus: So much better

Rufus: He's fine wine

Rock Lee: Or cheese.

Rufus: But one gets you laid.

Rock Lee: You are obviously romancing the wrong sorts of folk.

 

Dante: But I still drink. I've got a medium tolerance. But I'm not very interesting drunk.

Rock Lee: ...obviously, this is why we all come here. For the intoxicating crack.

Larxene: Most alcohol I've ever had is a sip of wine. which tasted horrible imo.

Dante: No crazy antics for me. I just act like... well, Jack Sparrow, actually, or so I'm told.

Larxene: ... and that's not crazy antics?

Rock Lee: but do you have a hat?

Dante: It's just talking with a slur and swaying.

Dante: I do not.

Rock Lee: Tragic.

Rufus: That's not a good pirate at all

Dante: I need a hat, now.

Rock Lee: You certainly do. We should start a fund at the community.

Dante: Yes. "Buy Dante his pirate hat."

 

Demyx: YOU CAN HAVE FANTASIES OF ROXAS AND TAKE OVER CASTLE OBLIVION AT THE SAME TIME? YOU CAN CHAT AND COMMENT.

 

Luxord: ME AND YOU HAVE TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH

Shiro: orgy y/n?

Luxord: GROUP ORGYYYYY~

Luxord: XD

Shiro: NO IT'S OKAY LUX LOOK THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE. NO REPOPULATION.

Luxord: ...AW

Luxord: WE COULD START A SPECIES OF GAMBLING CAT PEOPLE

Luxord: ...WITH NICE COATS

Shiro: but i'm a boy kitty

 

Kadaj: Kadaj and Malik both appreciate parental love.

Kadaj: Everyone else is a freak.

Kadaj: =D

Malik: That we do. And that they are.

Malik: Freaks.

Kadaj: Indeed.

 

Malik: Mama loves me. I'm a good... ow...

Luxord: a good cow?

Wuya: Maliiiiiiiiiik~

Luxord: You're a good COW?

Malik: Yeeees?

Wuya: I like cows, they're full of Cowie Goodness.

Malik: Don't make fun of the injured ><

Luxord: Cowie Goodness.

 

Tidus: BURIED ALIVE IS ON MY LIST OF THINGS NOT TO DO EVER

 

Riku: goofy sexually assaulted me on two occasions - goofy victims, you are not alone! join the support group Goofy Unzipped Anonymous today!

 

Bart: EVERYONE START DANCING NOW.

 

Luxord: Did you notice if you replace "Cetra" with "Jews" it all makes sense?

Tidus: ...Jenova was Hitler.

Luxord: PFFT.

Tidus: .....T-that is a mental image I NEVER WANTED

 

Bart: I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts is...

Bart: 4chan

Ian: IS COCK.

Ichigo: Y.

(abridged)

Bart: THAT'S WHERE PEDO!GOOFY IS RIGHT NOW

Bart: THE HEART OF 4CHAN!

Ian: BEHOLD, THE ENDLESS ABYSS.

Youji: Oh God... D:

Ian: WITHIN IT LIES THE HEART OF ALL WORLDS:

Ian: 4CHAN.

Ian: LOOK AS HARD AS YOU ARE ABLE; YOU WILL NOT FIND EVEN THE SMALLEST GLIMMER OF LIGHT.

Bart: :]

Ian: FROM THOSE DARK DEPHS ARE ALL HEARTS BORN.

Ian: EVEN BART'S.

 

Larxene: Marluxia- RL post y/n?

Vyse: Like...nine.

Valentine: I was about to ask!

Valentine: Sure.

Larxene: XD your journal or mine?

Valentine: Beat me to it. XP

Valentine: Let's do yours.

Larxene: I AM IN UR BRANE

Valentine: DDD:

Larxene: readin ur porn

Valentine: NOES

Valentine: I NEEDS THAT BRANE

Larxene: XD okay, hang on, I'll make a crappy starting post

Valentine: I just randomly thought about Val yelling at Delirium to keep out of his porn stash, and now I'm really, really scared.

Larxene: XDXD

Larxene: I'm that good

 

Xemnas: *xemnas makes out with saix*

 

Tidus: The more you take, the more you leave behind.

Kurt: ...

Vyse: Put some of these up on the comm, silly!

Tidus: Tidus isn't good enough at them XD

Kurt: That makes me think of the hydra penises D:

Tidus: *NESDJS AHAHAHHAHAH

Vyse: Nobody has solved Silver's riddles yet. They're not that hard. Well...the first one is

Alucard: GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

Kurt: *cries*

Tidus: No answer this time, Psi?

Kurt: I already answered ;.;

Kurt: Now I hide in shame

Tidus: HYDRA PENII DOES NOT COUNT

Tidus: *pethug*

Kurt: BUT IT WORKS

Tidus: MAYBE SO

 

Tidus and Shiro are both reading a page of badfic quotes.

Shiro:"Eyes widening as realization hit home, Seymour let loose a cry that warped into a howl to rival the hounds' of hell when the only slightly slicked length was sheathed all the way to the hilt, snug against the throbbing pain of his buttocks, tight inside Seymour's virgin canal."

TIDUS WAS THAT YOU?!

Tidus:rheygejgkds

Tidus:dgdsghjsdkg

Tidus:THAT'S DISGUSTING, SHIROLOLI.

Shiro:GOD HE ONLY KISSED YUNA

Shiro:TALK ABOUT OVERREACTING REVENGE

Tidus:hdgdfjsshbdghasdjg

Tidus:YOU WILL STOP TALKING NOW

Shiro:IS THAT THE PUNISHMENT FOR BREAKING TUNA?

Shiro:TOTAL ASSRAEP?

Tidus:JANHBHFGAFSDERTYUKNBVCFGH

Tidus:YOU--

Shiro:GOD FORBID IF EVER WAKKA SAID SOMETHING LIKE "I LIKE YOUR DRESS" TO YUNA.

Shiro:CAUSE HE'D HAVE TO BE PUNISHED TOO.

TidusI DJSHNBVSFH

Tidus:STFU OMG

Shiro:AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON AURON.

 

Demyx: A nun with a gun puns as she stuns the son of God.

Demyx: By taking off her habit.

 

Saix: ...I just poked myself in the eye with my bangs.

Saix: o_<

Tidus: ....See I'm surprised more anime characters don't do that.

Saix: xD

Tidus: Like Seymour. XD

Shiro: LIKE SEPHIROTH

Shiro: "KAA-SAN, KAA-SAN, I DID IT AGAIN, IT HUUUURTS"

 

Kuzco: My brother was playing some weird game on miniclip

Tidus: ?

Saix: O_o

Tidus: Miniclip ><

Kuzco: with cowboys and stuff. And he called his character Demyx

Kuzco: I was like WTF ARE YOU DOING!?

Tidus: *DIES*

Tidus: WTFTASTIC.

Kuzco: lmao

Saix: ...cowboy!Demyx. Hmm.

Tidus: *mental image of Cowboy!Demyx*

...

Kuzco: talking to Sora - "this town aint big enough for the two of us!"

Kuzco: or...is he more like the milkybar kid? i think he is

Kuzco: XD

Tidus: *DED*

Saix: XDD

Kuzco: Or perhaps Woody from Toy Story...okay, stopping now o_O

Tidus: asdfghj

Saix: ahahahaha XD

Tidus: LANEY WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY MIND *dies*

Saix: So who's Buzz?

Saix: XDD

Kuzco: LOL

Tidus: ....Sora?

Tidus: Roxas?

Kuzco: "you're...mocking me, aren't you"

Saix: "YOU. ARE. A. KEYBLADER." ... "You are a sad, strange little Nobody, and you have my pity."

 

Jack: "Does the Pope have a Wii too?"

Ian: He has a solid gold Wii.

Demyx: God gave it to him for his birthday.

Vash: He likes Wii Bowling.

Ichigo: But Satan offered him a PS3? For his soul?

Ian: He also likes Red Steel.

Vash: Satan is so cheap.

Demyx: HE IS TOO HOLY FOR SONY.

Vash: Blu-Ray is tainted with evil.

Ichigo: BUT WHERE IS HE GOING TO PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS?

Wolfwood: HIS MIND

Vash: With his Pope powers, duh.

Demyx: HE'S THAT PROFOUND

Jack: SUPER POPE

Vash: Besides, he's in with God.

Ichigo: SECRET: His favorite character is Xemnas.

Vash: He doesn't just PLAY Kingdom Hearts, he LIVES it.

Wolfwood: God set up a gaming system in his MIND

Jack: Pope=Sora?

Vash: SECRET: His favorite form is Master Form.

Ichigo: SECRET: He secretly ships Xemnas/Saix.

Vash: SECRET: He cried when Sora reuinted with Riku.

Jack: SECRET: He LOVED the musicals in Atlantica

Wolfwood: SECRET: He HATED killing Orgy 13.

Vash: SECRET: He thought Seifer was really really gay during the Struggle battle. Oh wait, that was me.

Ichigo: SECRET: He wants Demyx's hair.

Demyx: He HAS Demyx's hair, under the hat.

Ichigo: OH CRAP. No wonder he needs such a big hat.

 

Sora: she wanted to protect that teacherguy love of her life thing

Wolfwood: He was creepy.

Wolfwood: He had no pupils.

Kurt: He wasn't a very good teacher if he had no pupils

 

Shiro: What does topping from the bottom even mean?

Demyx: It means being the dominant person in the relationship, controlling what's happening.

Demyx: Only with a cock in your ass.

 

Rufus: Mindfuck is not an offer.

Bart: It's a privilege~

 

Wolfwood: Dead chat?

Wolfwood: Dead chat.

Wolfwood: *whistles*

Jackle: Chat=ded.

Jester: Deeeeeeead.

Wolfwood: deceased.

Jester: Dearly departed?

Jackle: It is an ex-chat room.

Wolfwood: gone to meet its maker.

Demyx: No longer chained to this vale of tears.

Jester: Pushing up daisies!

Jackle: The only reason it's still standing is it's been nailed to the perch.

Wolfwood: XD

Jester: But it's got lovely plumage. <3

Demyx: It's sleeping with the fishes.

Wolfwood: The plumage doesn't enter into it.

Wolfwood: It's stone dead.

Jackle: It's in that AIM window in the sky.

Wolfwood: Bereft of life, it rests in peace.

Wolfwood: Its metabolic processes are now history.

Jackle: *gives the chat a pheonix down*

Jester: Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes...[/RENT lyricplug]

Wolfwood: Where's Sora when you need a curaga spell?

Jester: Lol, have a potion?

Jackle: Lol, have a potion.

Jester: *gives the chat a potion*

Wolfwood: *CHAT REVIVED*

Wolfwood: YAY!

Jackle: YAYZ

Jester: WOO!

Jackle: *does the dance of the living chat*

 

Shiro: I highly suspect one of these days Bridget's just gonna pull his shorts down.

Ian: ...

Ian: I bet he has a mangina.

Shadow: Naw, he tucks.

Shiro: ...goodbye horses?

Ian: ...

Ian: Bridget: WOULD YOU FUCK ME?

Ian: Bridget: I'D FUCK ME.

Shiro: MY FUCKING MIND.

Shadow: XD;

Ian: Bridget: I'D FUCK ME HARD.

Ian: Goodbye hooooooorses~

Ian: I'm crying oveeeeeer yooooooou~

 

Wuya: I want to paint Demyx's coat yellow and stick a new york taxi sign on his head.

 

Kurt: Don't Organization XIII ever do anything besides have sex? No wonder they lost to Sora.

 

After Vash used Wolf's eyes as dice and a series of Wiki edits gave Jack two new family members: Aizen as Grandpa and Vash as Grandma.

Wolf: *rolls eyes*

Vash: *is about to roll Wolf's eyes agian*

Wolf: NO

Wolf: MY EYES

Vash: But... but...

Wolf: THEY ARE NOT FOR GAMBLING.

Vash: Granny needs a new pair of shoes.

Jack: GO GRANDMA VASH-!

Wolf: WELL GRANDPA IS NOT PAYING FOR THEM.

Jack: Awwww

Jack: Grandpaaaaa

Vash: ;__;

Vash: You never take me anywhere nice!

Vash: *runs you over with Rascal*

Wolf: ...But Hueco Mundo is nice!

Wolf: It's... white!

Vash: I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED ABUELA ALL THE TIME.

Wolf: WELL, GET USED TO IT.

Wolf: IT'S MY JOB.

 

Dante: WE KEEP TRYING TO KILL SHADOW

Dante: SHADOW WILL NOT DIE

Saix: SHADOW IS A COCKROACH.

Ari: THAT. IS WHO HE IS.

Ari: OKAY?

Dante: OR SOMETHING EVEN MORE TERRIBLE

Dante: UNDEAD ROACH

Ari: ASJKAJSKAJ NO

Saix: OH GOD NO. D:

Ari: NO NO NO

Dante: ..... THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK FOR UNDEAD ROACH IS COCKZOMBIE, AND I REFUSE TO USE THAT

Ari: ;_;

Ari: .........

Saix: PFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shadow: ... WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Ari: HIDE THE CHILDREN

 

Tifa: Dude I can make people laugh just by saying "I ate a donut" >D

Ed: ...

Tidus: *snrk*

Ed: I ate a banana.

Tifa: ....

Ed: Trufax.

Tidus: I want a donut.

Tifa: ED.

Tifa: DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT?

 

Rock Lee: Honestly, Roy, I'm not sure Edward is entirely prepared for the emotional commitment of sexual relations at this point in his maturity.

Ed: ...

Ed: HEY

Ed: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Roy: ...*SNRK*

Rock Lee: Mushy? Prone to constant flailing?

Rock Lee: Not to mention that you're the closest thing he has to a father-authority figure, Roy.

Ed: ...

Rock Lee: This could get messy.

Roy: ....

Rock Lee: From a psychological standpoint, too.

Roy: Okay, that killed it. Thank you, Lee, for ruining our relationship. facepalm

Rock Lee: I'm only trying to help!

Roy: You called me his father.

Ed: ......

Rock Lee: You basically ARE!

Roy: ....

Ed: He's nothing like that old bastard!

Rock Lee: HE'S NOT YOUR ACTUAL FATHER.

Rock Lee: HE FILLS THE FATHER/AUTHORITY FIGURE ROLE IN YOUR TWISTED LITTLE PSYCHE.

Ed: WHAT

Ed: HE DOESN'T

Rock Lee: HE DOES.

Roy: I DON'T

Roy: I REALLY DON'T

Rock Lee: YOU FUCKING IMPRINTED ON HIM.

Roy: ED HAS A FATHER

Ed: I LOVE HIM AND DEFINITELY NOT AS A FUCKING PATERNAL FIGURE.

 

Larxene: :O I KNOW WHAT AN INTERNAL BODY COCK IS. The clitoris. It's a penis-analogue and it's internal(ish).

Larxene: ERGO, INTERNAL BODY COCK

Setine: . . .

Shiro: ...

Tifa: OSHITZ

Ed: ...

Shadow: ...

Larxene: I should sleep

Setine: WOLF HAS NO G-SPOT.

Shiro: LARXENE WOULD KNOW.

Tifa: XD

Wolf: ...........

Wolf: Why do I stay here?

Dante: ..........

Wolf: I officially hate you all now.

Tifa: Wolf: I don't think I have an internal body cock

Rock Lee: For the pole-dancers?

Shiro: because we loev joo.

Larxene: Because we're bringing sexy back

 

House: nothing beats the Incas, though

House: INCAS FTW

Rock Lee: Except the conquistadors!

Rock Lee: Ooh, historical burn.

Rock Lee: Put that on your altar and sacrifice it.

 

Saix: OOOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA~

 

Demyx: Oh my god, Saix.

Saix: Hm?

Demyx: WE'RE HAVING ONE OF OUR RANDOM CONVERSATIONS

Miri: MID-BATTLE

Demyx: WHILE TRYING TO KILL ONE ANOTHER

Saix: I noticed...

Demyx: wry

...

Saix: YOU BROUGH UP KETCHUP AND ICECREAM. WHY?

Shiro: LINKU PLZ?

Miri: *FINDING THE LINK AGAIN*

Saix: BROUGHT, EVEN.

Demyx: BECAUSE YOUR INSISTENCE ON KILLING ME IS JUST AS STUPID

Demyx: REALLY OBVIOUS CONNECTION

Miri: *SINCE YKNOW, GONNA PUT IT THROUGH GIZOOGLE*

Saix: BUT WHY EVEN BRING IT UP. I AM, AFTERALL, TRYING TO KILL YOU.

Felucca: because it's demyx

Felucca: XD

Felucca: reason enough for me~

Demyx: I AM TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO KILL ME!

Demyx: LOGIC!

Demyx: IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT I COME UP WITH BIZARRE ARGUMENTS.

Felucca: ... saix + ketchup +ice cream.... XD

...

Saix: You people are weird.

Saix: ...so is the icecream I'm eating.

Saix: ...and. You know. I still have my dinner plate here. With ketchup.

Saix: ...

Felucca: LOL

Demyx: DO IT

Saix: OH GOD

Demyx: DOOOOOOOOOOO

Saix: OH GOD

Demyx: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Saix: EEW

Saix: ALSDJELJASD

Saix: THAT'S HORRIBLE

Saix: *GAGS*

Demyx: SEE?

Demyx: IT WAS A GOOD METAPHOR!

 

Shadow: I STOLE IT FROM A SMALL CHILD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Roy: DON'T CARE

Roy: GIVE ME THE SMALL CHILD INSTEAD

Roy: I MEAN

Shadow: AND MADE THEM CRY TEARS

Rock Lee: .........

Rock Lee: ROY.

Shadow: ... HA!

 

 

Soubi: Choooocolaaaate ;o;

Soubi: My weakness~

Kio: that and shota. *shot*

Soubi: ...

Soubi: Yes, you've found me out.

Soubi: I lust after the bodies of children.

 

Saix: He got called loli. D:

Shadow: When he is clearly a shota. *sagenod*

Saix: ...........

Shadow: *gives Saix a heartshaped moonpie*

Saix: Saix is very much not shota, thank you. D: He's... uh. Wow, I never picked age for hi--

Saix: ...

Shadow: *motions for om-nomming*

Saix: *GETS THAT*

Shadow: *well?!*

Shadow: *EAT YOUR MOONHEART*

Saix: *...WHY ARE YOU WATCHING*

Shadow: *BECAUSE, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU AT LEAST START EATING IT soicangokillsonic OKAY?*

Saix: *pushes Shadow off a cliff*

Shadow: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Saix: ... *omnommoonheart* >X>