This page is for the stuff in chat that's said totally out of context from what's going on in chat, or something completely in context that would sound hilarious out of context. So with that, get posting. ... Lemon curry?

 

THERE IS A RULE TO THIS, HOWEVER. Whatever you quote must be COMPLETELY unexplained.

 

Shiro: Veiny ripples?

 

Saix: WHAT. THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. THEY ARE TESTICLES.

 

Norry: I can handle woman nips over buttblush.

 

Mello: I WANT TO BOUNCE MY ASS OFF THAT ASS

 

Wolfwood: Wow, her hands are FLYING.

 

Dark: MY GOD IT'S HUGE

 

L: Boners-- you never see them coming

 

L: This is almost as bad as the time Kira humped my grave. :/

 

Godot: MY NOSE WOULD BE PERFECT IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER FUCKING VAGINA.

 

Shiro: good laighto, you're looking kind of pimp.

 

Zidane: xo I ONLY EAT RIPE, ADULT PEACHES YOU WHORES.

 

House: TAKE ME NOW BOO-BOO

 

Vivi: Cuddy's boobs: Haruhi endorsed.

 

DC: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE VAGINAS?!

 

Pari: D CUPS

Pari: FILLED WITH JUSTICE

Miri: RICH, CREAMY JUSTICE

 

Kouki: Nope, Missimon's head is purple-ish.

 

Janella: NINETEEN INCHES AT ONCE.

Janella: IT WAS EPIC.

 

Fell/Q: WE'RE ALL GAYS HERE

 

L: ......

L: Now my AIM ded from cock

(Actually the context was pretty bad on that one too. XD)

 

Ichigo: Sakura feels dead people. >_>

 

Gaston: So I ended up waking up naked somehow.

 

Norry: I NEED A SECRET PLACE TO SHIT

 

Janella: He'd bring it to class, take it apart, and lube it.

 

Fell/Q: I THINK YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS BONE RELAXATION.

 

Janella: dakldjflakjflkajflakhahahahahahaha DONKEY SHOW

DC: I see where this is going and I like it

 

Shiro: ...rocket launcher in bed?

Lee: IT'S SCARY. BUT GOOD.

 

Shiro: o hay i liek life. *dances to it*

 

Miri: are ya gonna wank hand in hand with me

 

Setine:....well right now all my browser is loading are Eva's breasts.

 

Tyrmer: why have you got a small girl?

Shiro: BECAUSE THEY ARE DELICIOUS

 

Shiro: .......so that would make you a...

Miri: gay robot?

 

Fell/Q: The Great Dickwall of Shirpo

 

Shiro: DO I HAVE TO SPARKLEPOST ABOUT YOUR DICK AGAIN?

 

Yuan: Kratos and Yuan just kind of get going and it just sort of... happens. ^^;

 

Shiro: It's like some kind of furry reverse striptease.

 

Miri: Gave my cum some chocolate and a card, and we went for a meal

 

DC: Fish sex is so *impersonal.*

 

Janella: THAT'S ME. ANAL PROBING AND BLACK HELICOPTERS ALL AROUND.

 

Janella: I have a knife in my pants for part of it.

 

Ramza: Luke can't have two penises! Then he'd blow up TWICE as many cities

 

Norry: ....... ALL OF YOU GO EAT JESUS

 

Alphonse: Pffft... My dick is 9 feet long and weighs 15 pounds!

 

Janella: See, Shiro, I like feeling naked.

 

Shiro: BRB EATING LOBSTER IN THE CLOSET.

 

Norry: Hrmmm. Maybe I will use the notebook. :0 I just got an idea for ittt.

 

Norry: Shirley Temple

Norry: is

Norry: John Wilkes Booth.

 

Pari: IF ANYONE DOES THE RAPING, IT'S GONNA BE ME.

 

Tifa: and that, kids, is what you call daterape.

 

Shiro: goddammit woman stand still while i raep your face.

 

Kendra: YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT IT ANYWAY.

Mocha: D<

Kendra: YOU DID.

Kendra: YOU SAID IT WAS TOO LONG.

 

Norry: DAMMIT, NOW I FEEL OBLIGATED TO LOOK AT COCKRINGS. :|

 

Norry: and I was like see, even abe approves of the templemaster

 

Yuan: BRB jerking off

 

Miri: YOU SUCK MY BATTLESHIP

 

L: Nom nom delicious bunny ass~

 

Janella: God, this is a fucking huge nut.

 

Janella: Only I'm allowed to fuck my car.

 

Raz: I keep imagining that he died from exploding crotch.

 

Janella: I still think the ass is good.

 

Norry: It can't complain if we're both rubbin' on it. :| And there will be rubbing.

 

Shiro: not my fault you spank like an angry god.

 

Janella: A k and a punch of periods---haha, I ended one of mine on ass recently

 

Yuan: It was last night.

Toph: *moans*

 

Yuan: OKAY FINE. PLEASE SUCK, TIERIA.

 

Norry: I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH HIS WEINER, IT'S JUST ICECREAM.

 

Shiro: NOBODY SHOVES ANYTHING IN MY MOUTH.

 

Lee: DUDE, YOU ARE NOT BEING JOHN TRAVOLTA.

Norry: HELL YES I AM

 

Bella: I do the raping :3

 

Norry: PLEASEEEEEEE

Norry: COME DOM MEEEEEE

 

Tyrmer: Who could find it boring finding out how far one can stretch the human anus?

 

L: ......weren't you drinking vodka?

Janella: I FUCKIN' SHOWER IN THAT SHIT.

 

Ramza: It's like barney rape or something

 

Tieria: what can i say, i like getting some irish inside me.

 

Yuan: MINE'S BIGGER.

Yuan: AND IT HAS TWO ENDS.

 

Shiro: because it's sure as hell not me fucking blackout's mouth. 8|

 

Miri: i can't take two at oooonce

 

Miri: GOD I'M GETTING MITHOS FROM ONE SIDE AND J.D FROM THE OTHER

 

Janella: Of course you are, Gisborne. Manly men always take it up the aft.

 

Fell: Wait shit where's his cock

 

Tyr: I'm short but hard!

 

Toph: PUT THAT IN YOUR PANTS AND FUCK IT

 

Shiro: less talking and more doing what you're supposed to be doing down there.

Laney: *licks lips*

 

Yuan: NO NO NO, YOU ONLY CALL ME THAT WHEN I'M WEARING THE LEATHER.

 

Yuan: ... I think I shall go shower.

Guy: AGH

Guy: AAAAGHH

 

Jacky: And Jacky won't let him come a second time

 

Itsuki: it's not even hard! It's just long!

Hermione: Yay!

 

Toph: SERIOUSLY, I JUST LEFT MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND TO GO AT IT

 

Janella: Two entities can't share one boner!

 

Shiro: I'M MARRIED TO MY OWN DAD HOLY FUCKSTICKS

 

Yuan: WE CAN'T STOP.

Luke: you two seriously go at each other anytime, anyplace, anywhere. don't you?

Hermione: ..........

Yuan: Yep!

 

Janella: ...Alien...Urine Sample?

Gaara: *nods* it tasted great *thumbs up*

Gaara: it was blue-colored so my tongue was blue

 

Shiro: because hey, what's one more ass in the chat.

 

Jordan: So I get it from both sides.

 

Yuan: ... DAMMIT, JADE. I TIED YOU TO THAT CHAIR FOR A REASON.

 

Jordan: How do you leech off someone's porn like that?

Jordan: I need to know!~

 

Toph: FUCK YOU TOO RULE 34

Jordan: It looks like a Berserker sword pommel

Jordan: IS THAT WHY SORA ENJOYS RIDING ON SAIX'S SWORD?

 

Toph: OMNOM MANMEATS

 

Jordan: Remember? Canaletto is still inside Jordan.

 

Setsuna: I don't have a problem with hardening!

 

Shiro: SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN YOUR PIE.

 

Tifa: DANTE WHY ARE YOU PENETRATING ANGELS.

 

Yuan: IT SEEMS YOUR PENIS IS BROKEN.

 

Bella: AND BENEDICT IS SOOO BIG!

 

Toph: *starts pumping it up*

Laney: pump toph, pump~

 

Pari: Explains why it squirmed in my mouth while I was blowing into it.

 

Miri: HOW HIGH A TEMPERATURE IS YOUR METAL PEEN JESUS CHRIST

 

Miri: DO I HAVE A PENIS OR NOOOOOOOOT

 

Yuan: FUCK THIS, IT'S TOO LONG.

Norry: .... Cant fit it all in?

Norry: ;D

Kini: just get some lube

 

Larx: well, google turns up a lot about the "molestation of trash cans" thing

 

Norry: EVERYONE SHUT UP, I NEED TO HAVE SEX.

 

Norry: I WANT TO PUT MY WARM KITTEN IN YOU.

 

Tyr: MY BRAIN IS A HUMILIATED GRAPE

 

Hermy: Play with me! Feed me! Sleep with me!

Norry: Anyone that visits gets rubbed all over.

 

Gaara: I LIKE TO PROBE PEOPLE

 

L: .....I hadn't noticed the lube.

 

Bella: I'm about to get off XD

 

Tyr: NO YOU ARE NOT WORLDHOPPING IN FOR A THREESOME

 

Laney: ...are you badtouching that cake?

 

Shiro: i will eat your mutant baby 

 

Luke: BASK IN THE GLORY OF NAKED THURSDAY.

 

Johnny: ... ...Naruto makes it harder or something?

 

Tyr: Unless you want me to tell you when I'm not wearing much

Chloe: OH HELL YEAH

 

Nor: back to assraep angels after I'm done, promise.

 

Gaara: Gaara says bigger is better. bee-yotch.

Gaara: he grew 10 inches, i think

 

Gaara: think of a person bent over and ready to take it in the rear

 

Johnny: Johnny always jumps into clusterfucks! >.>

 

Tyr: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A HABIT OF DOING IT

Tyr: LIKE THREE TIMES IN AN HOUR TONGIHT

 

Shiro: I'm beginning to suspect I just like really big cannons.

 

Fell: l-lol, I'm still fucking here

 

Fell: did you swallow?

Tyr: Nah

Tyr: I spat

Fell: o rly~

Sproxy: DAMN!

Tyr: Yeah

Tyr: All over the place

 

Tyr: I just can;t swallow anymore

 

Bella: Where's my hole...

 

Toph: WE'RE NOT IN RUSSIA YOU WHORE

 

Miri: Oh right, a nipple.

 

Shiro: Last time I checked, nipples and computers didn't exactly go together.

 

Yuan: I can barely fit it in my mouth.

 

Shiro: WE SLEEP TOGETHER ALL THE TIME WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE.

 

Hermione: I stab, he says no and doesn't mean it, and we laugh and go get ice cream.

 

DC: "Oh, hello, lovely... I can explain why I have my hand down Axel's pants..."

 

Toph: She's gonna have to get her hand back on his cock

 

Tyr: Its not as if there were any girlscouts in the troop to hit on!

 

Yuki: Size is rather important.

 

Miri: The air was thick with penises.

 

Tyr: Oh my stake is always raised for you Shiro.

 

Gaara: :I SOMEBODY GIMME LIQUID COCAINE PLZ

 

Nor: Have you run a diagnostic on mai balls to make sure they're just fine?

 

Yuan: And the boobs are like FLYING EVERYWHERE

 

Hermione: I WANT THE PONY DAMNIT, NOT A STUPID TANK.

 

Ramza: NOW GO ORGASM IN KANSAS

 

Godot: MAYbe I WILL EVEN HAVE A PENIS BY THEN

 

Yuan: JUST GO JERK OFF GOD.

 

Miri: Bitch, I know the sandwich is delicious, it has mai waifu in it.

 

Jacky: I get to come this time!

 

Lee: Fuck, who's doing Setsuna.

Hermy: Wait, Gohan's doing Kamina and Setsuna?

 

Larxene: oh, boobs, no one else appreciates you like I do ;_;

 

Miri (to Tieria): There there.

Miri: I'm sure your robopeen is very large and impressive.

 

Tyr: I'LL RAEP YOU WITH MY FLAG.

Shiro: I want some of that. ;D

 

Itsuki: I CAN'T DO BOTH OF THEM AT ONCE

Itsuki: IT DOESN'T WORK

 

Yuan: I should have Colette and Yuan do it more.

 

Luke: TAKE ME NOW

 

Luke: you always come at the best moments.

 

Andy: I barely managed to swallow in time.

 

Luke: I WANT TO TAKE HIM

 

Luke: I LOVE YURI

 

Miri: BIG GLOWY BLUE PENISES

 

Miri: NOBODIES ARE PENETRATING YOU?!

 

Yuan: I do it with Asch sometimes.

 

Shiro: plenty of tentacles to go round for everyone.

 

Yuan: sdfklsgf AUGH THIS IS HUGE

 

Waffle: Because I'm fucking Yuuko.

 

Miri: She can do them both, if she wants!

 

Itsuki: MY BOOBS ARE FEELING QUITE LOVELY TODAY

Haruhi: DID YOU DRESS THEM UP PRETTY

Itsuki: WHY YES

Itsuki: YES I DID

 

Luke: take me, yuan.

 

Gaara: i like my noodles soft and my men hard

 

Andy: You're a complex form of masturbation

 

Shiro: isn't your bra filled with.

Shiro: well.

Shiro: boobs.

 

Andy: Just cram it into the disk drive.

 

Ten: THEY CAME AS IF BY MAGIC.

 

Waffle: I GET EATEN TOO MUCH.

 

Jacky: Yuan... we're going to strap you into the chair.

 

Tieria: NOBODY IS TOUCHING MY RACK

 

Miri: SETSUNA FITS

 

Shugo: And also-

Kinetic: Oh fuck me.

 

Larx: still haven't got it through the back

Larx: I'm not going to just j-jam it in :/

Larx: I don't like pain

Toph: Well, think of how you'd prefer it since it's gonna hurt either way

Toph: Slow or fast?

 

Toph: Th-threeway?

Tieria: 8D

 

Toph: Waffle does Ichigo

Waffle: YEAH I do.

L: Oh, damn, now I'm craving that...

 

Idgie: i love it hard.

Yuan: Me toooo, even though my Guy muse is protesting a great deal.

 

Hermy: He's a yak dying in the midst of mating season.

 

Miri: IMPREGNATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Larx: In Soviet Russia, angel penetrates you?

 

Setine: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NAIL RUFUS

Idgie: PHOENIX LIKES NAILING RUFUS

 

Phoenix: I NEED TO COME OUT

 

Shiro: *spanks waifu*

Miri: iyaaan

L: Sweet Jesus, I need to see this.

 

Tieria: LESBIAN HOOKERS o/

 

Shugo: And I am too lazy to get it on 8|

 

Janella: .....Now do me.

 

Miri: god damnit the inside of my head is not a brothel

 

Khat: DO NOT MAKE ME BRING IN YUKI'S PENIS!

 

Ten: It's bigger than a lot of people's! 8D

 

Shiro: i would like to point out that it's tieria being tentacled, not the other way round

Tyr: That;s Shirio's job

Larx: rather than tentacles being tieriad?

 

Idgie: argh. Why do I always spread myself so

 

Cloud: HAY LOOK AT MY DICK

Jade: ... Fine. <3

 

Khat: I'm good.

Janella: And you do it so so well, too!

Khat: I'm awesome like that.

 

Miri: she's gone from zero to blowjob in two minutes 

 

Shugo: Well anyways.

Shugo: brb finding a pole for boobs. 

 

Miri:........YES, I AM GOING TO FUCK A GIRL NAMED STELLA NEXT TIME WE WATCH GUNDAM.

 

Setine: Dark Nation/Larxene

Larx: .... I like the way Setine thinks

 

Yuki: That was massive.

Yuki: I mean, it was Luke's first.

Yuki: But still.

 

Ten: Phoenix will get off pretty easy

 

Itsuki: idgie, I will sic my boobs on you

 

Janella: ....My rat keeps trying to mack on my girlfriend.

 

Bella: ............I DID NOT MAKE COFFEE HALFWAY THROUGH SEX

 

Andy: shirtless Toph

Bella: ......... XD

Bella: WHERE AT?!

 

Shinji: WANT SUM MEATZ?

 

Shinji: you don't have a cock?

Kaworu:I HATE MY LIFE.

  

Shinji: BLACK*STAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN GIVEN THE TITS: MIHARU'S BITCH

 

Yuki: YOU SAID YOU'D GET IT UP

Yuki: ;__;

Hermy: How about you show him your goods and see what happens.

 

Toph: Yeah well... I'm pretty sure Calvin and Hobbes porn exists too, so...

Rav: how cute~

 

Kaworu: In a cat.

Ichi: ... i don't stick my hand in there.

 

Miri: DEAR GOD, RU XD

Ru: FASTER FASTER

Ru: FASTERFASTERFASTER

Laney: ...

Ru: SOOOOOOONIIIIIIC EEEEEEEXXXXX

Miri: YOU ARE A HARSH MISTRESS--

 

Ichi: it's not that big or fast, so it's not a massive thing to handle~

 

 

Miri: it's so big but it tastes so good, i just dont want to stop sucking on it to like. breathe. ;A;

 

Itsuki: if there's any good candidate for schrodinger's pants it's itsuki

 

Tieria: yuan stop thinking about my penis

Ten: this is news?

Yuan: I-I just looked back at the window and THERE IT WAS