AIM Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo. Not for those at work, still possessed of sensibilities, or lacking an internal body cock.

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Rufus: HEY I HAVE PANTS ON

Vivi: CONGRATULATIONS

Ichigo: B-bart, you do it.

Saix: tears i has tears

Ichigo: GIVE SAIX CPR.

Bart: ...

Saix: ohgod i need to lie down the pain

Bart: *puckers lips*

Ichigo: I don't want to give CPR to lips that have touched Xemnas's lips. D:

Saix: ASDSDL;FAS;DJ

Ichigo: I might get cooties.

Bart: *takes a deeeeeeep breath*

Ichigo: TIME PARADOX.

Saix: I HAVE NOT KISSED XEMNAS

Saix: OHMGOOOOOOOOD

Tifa: ...i was just offered sixty pills of "megadik"

Roark: megadik.

Zidane: Moonpiesex?

Roark: megatron's autistic brother.

Tifa: XD

Tifa: megatron's autistic brother with a MASSIVE, INHUMANE ERECTION

Roark: GOD YES

Roark: IT IS HIS WEAPON AND HIS CURSE

Roark: hay u

Roark: lestat is so gay oh my god

Ian: ...

Ian: You just...

Roark: watchin interview with the vampire right now

Ian: Realized that?

Larxene: XD

Roark: well i knew

Roark: but now it's been confirmed

Roark: so ahrd

Roark: hard

Roark: pizzabread

Ian: He fell off the gay tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Roark: ...

Ian: Rainbow branch, I should say.

Roark: i think that might be the best expression ever

Larxene: XD

Lestat: The gay tree: god's greatest creation.

Ian: Wait, I have a picture of it.

Roark: enough of this faggot tree?

Shiro: It's like FFVII as a fairy tale. o_O

Saïx: Someone smack my muuuse into talking DX

Saïx: ...interesting. XD

Miri: *punches Saix?*

Saïx: ...

Miri: ...*flees*

Saïx: ......

Shadow: *kicks Saix in his "claymore"*

Saïx: That was kind of amazing. I think he's stunned now, though.

Saïx: .........

Saïx: OKAY, YOU CAN STOP NOW.

Miri: *DED*

Shadow: :D

Saïx: Can you see it.

Saïx: At the meeting threat.

Malik: Clive's Seiyuu

Saïx: Thread*

Malik: ...

Malik: Excel Saga: Shioji Gojo

Miri: lol threat

Malik: BWAHAHAHAH

Saïx: Vexen: *killing Dusks*

Xemnas: *talk talk talk*

Saix: FUCK *SUDDEN FETAL POSITION*

Saïx: Looooolol

Setine: I need to get ready

Setine: I'm going out to the mall today WITH REAL PEOPLE

Miri: GASP

Zidane: OMG

Miri: REAL PEOPLE

Miri: NOWAI

Miri: :O

Saïx: Wut

Saïx: wut are 'real people' o-o

Miri: i think they're like, random battles.

Saïx: they sound scary D:

Saïx: Oshi

Saïx: TAKE POTIONS, SETINE

Kadaj entered the room.

Setine: 39-B

Kadaj: 8D

Kadaj: YES.

Kadaj: RIGHT NOW.

Setine: DROP YOUR PANTS

Kadaj: *does so*

Kadaj: *pale Dajy hiney*

Setine: I mean, you know how the point with one female is to penetrate all possible entriy points?

Vivi: XDDDDDDDDD

Setine: ... would Yunalesca/Kadaj/JENOVA be the opposite?

Vivi: *dies*

Vivi: does that mean

Kadaj: .......beloved.

Shiro: :3

Vivi: Kadaj secretly wants to be a woman

Vivi: so he can be entered more with tentacles?

Larxene: TIEM PARADOX?

Lestat: PIEM TARADOX

Shadow: PIE?

Shiro: Pie?

Wolfwood: PIE!!

Larxene: Pie. <3

Ichigo: Pie?

Vivi: btw, who's Loki? I should know this. <.<

Shadow: I'm online so much that that was the only proper answer, Vivs

Vivi: hey! "a truly ridiculous amount" WAS an option!

Shadow: Loki is played by Zidane

Vivi: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

Vivi: ZIDANE

Zidane: WHAT?

Vivi: WHY DOES LOKI'S JOURNAL HAVE FAG_MOD FRIENDED?

Shadow: Ridiculous does not cover how much time I spend online.

Zidane: . . .I don't know?

Zidane: I DON'T REMEMBER WHO I FRIENDED

Zidane: IT'S ALL A BLURR

Vivi: LOL ZIDANE FRIENDS WHILE DRUNK

Vivi: NO DRUNK DIALING FOR ZAN

Vivi: JUST FRIENDING

Zidane: XD!!!!

Zidane: I may or may have not been drinking. I don't really remember.

Vivi: "you're not really my friend, I was just drunk at the time..."

Vivi: LOL~

Zidane: XD;;

Toph: XD

Zidane:"But you said you loved me!" "I say a lot of things when I'm drunk."

Vivi: "how can you do this, Zan?! I thought you friended me!"

Vivi: "uh. I was kinda drunk."

Vivi: "....*SOBS*"

Wolfwood: *snort*

Vivi: did that happen to you, Wolf? D:

Wolfwood: Dunno.

Wolfwood: Maybe.

Vivi: were you struck by the insincere!friend!Zan train?

Wolfwood: Probably.

Vivi: lol~

Zidane: Me and wolf shared one friend add of passion.

Zidane: But it was all a lie.

Vivi: *dies* you guys. you kill me. <3

Wolfwood: I think I was drunk, too.

Ian: JURASSIC PARK 1 IS ON TNT OH EM GEEEEEEE--hi, gang.

Ian: Guess what I'm watching.

The Great Mankini: Gay porn.

Ian: Close.

Toph: I DON'T KNOW IAN. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US! =D

The Great Mankini: Yiff.

Toph: BARNEY?

Ian: yiff yiff.

Ian: HMMM...

Ian: CLOSER.

The Great Mankini: Hot T-Rex on Ian action.

Tifa: Gay Furry Porn.

Ian: ...Die in a fire

Toph: I KNOW! IT'S TELETUBBIES!

Tifa: T-Rex/Ian IN a fire?

The Great Mankini: Even in the fiery flames of hell, their burning passion never dies.

Tifa: trufax.

Ian: ...

Ian: I hope you contract AIDS.

Tifa: ...XD

Ian: From a toilet seat.

Tifa: POOL'S CLOSED.

Toph: EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER!

Tifa: ...I hate getting penis enlargement spam.

Tifa: I think Freud is sending it from the grave.

Tifa: "You WILL have penis envy~! You WILL have penis envy!!!"

Vivi: asflksaj *punts chat* WOOORK.

Vivi has left the room.

L: NICE~

Wolf: No, they're taking the 'Hime to Aizengard!

Kati: Isn't one Shadowcat groupie enough?

Norstat: XD Chat punts back again

Zidane:AHAHAHA

Balthier: YOURE OUR FAVORITE COLONY YOU KNOW

Bart: the entire house shook for a minute

Setine: OH SHIT

Toph: What the fuck did I look back too?

Wolf: ..."mechanical teddy bear named roger?"

Vivi: BECAUSE IT WOULD BE LOLLARIOUS

Shiro: OH MY GOD TAICHOU

Larxene: "I know now, without a doubt... Kingdom Butts is light!"

Tifa: XD

Norrington: "Ask not what your butt can do for you, but what you can do for your butt."

Ian: Butty Buttka and the Butts Factory.

Larxene: "Butt is Kira."

Larxene: - see? it even killed chat

Larxene: Chat was Kira, L. It got you. :O

Shiro: I think Larx is Kira.

Vash: Oh god, not that post. D:

Shiro has left the room.

Starscream: I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE RUNNING RIGHT NOW.

Larxene: Good, Starscream, you're learning to survive DDD chat very quickly :D

Toph: (link to Goofy Time)

Toph: But it's necessary Larx, you know that!

Vivi: thank you for upholding chat tradition, Ensign Toph.

Vivi: I am preoccupied with Aaya's intro.

Larxene: Eh. at least it's not That Fic. XD

Starscream: ....AWESOME!

Toph: I don't think anyone's ever said "...Awesome!" to goofy time....

Maraich: When my brother was in the hospital a GIANT cockroach ran into his room

Maraich: And the nurse was scared of it

Norrington: .......

Norrington: smush that MF.

Tifa: When I first read that, I missed the 'roach'

Demyx: Cockroaches don't even deserve the mild consideration of spiders.

Maraich: I'd be scared then

Demyx: Spiders are predators. They deserve respect.

Toph: A giant cock....

Tifa: ....i don't know which is scarier.

Demyx: Cockroaches are just bitches.

Dante: Ha, my brother tried to use a water glass to put a cockroach outside while he was an exchange student in Japan.

Tifa: ran into his room.

Tifa: a giant cock running.

Norrington: cockroaches are just moochers.

Larxene: I just came back to chat to "a giant cock"

Dante: The mom was like -- OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT WITH OUR DISHES

Tifa: ilu DC

Jack: eh?

Toph: *hugs DC*

Methos: Welcome to DDD, would you like fries with your giant cock?

Vivi: HEY ALEXANDRIA THREAD PEOPLE

Jack: YUS?

Norry: .... Methos: Welcome to DDD, would you like fries with your giant cock? Jack: YUS

Jack: ;flkjgj LIES AND SLANDER YOU EVEN TOOK OUT THE QUESTION MARK

Norry: I did no such thing

Shadow: *pushes Matt onto L to keep her in chat*

Matt has left the room.

Shadow: ...

Shadow: I DIDN'T DO IT

Larxene: ... I'm not even sure how we got into sexual-tension-mode in the first place but I BLAME CHAT.

Tifa: DEFINITELY CHAT'S FAULT

Tifa: but leave it to Light and Larxene to make it a competition.

Larxene: That's right. You guys are horrible, horrible enablers.

Panchito: If you ever need something to blame? Blame chat. should be a rule.

Zidane: Vaan's still going to that, I think.

Zidane: He's dressing as an 80's rocker.

Vash: Hahahaha. I can picture that now, Zan.

Vash: Vaan: PENELO! I can't get out of these leather pants. D: D: D:

Vash: Penelo: ...

Zidane: ;akfjpqiwje;kafj

Zidane: XD SO TRUE

Vash: Vaan: AM I LACKING A LICENSE?

Zidane: APIFJQKJAHAHAHAHAH

Chloe: fjsaljdf HAHAHAHAHA

Zidane: Vaan: D: Why do I need a license to wear a FREAKING HALOWEEN COSTUME?

Vash: :D

Shadow: YOU NEED ONE TO WEAR A HAT, DONCHA?

Chloe: dsjf VG CATS

Vash: ...do you need one to wear unmentionables?

Zidane: That IS the question, isn't it?

Vash: "Unwanted Pregnancies Worry Land of Ivalice! Angry Townsfolk Blame High LP Cost of Condoms"

Zidane: kajfpqj;keja;kfjpqwkejrk

Zidane: C-condom license XD

Zidane: This opens up a whole new can of worms, you realize.

Vash: There's an Augment that makes it fruit-flavored.

Zidane: Or glow-in-the-dark?

Vash: Yes!

Zidane: So you can see, you know. In case you're in a cave.

Roark:.. g- g- god damnit every time they say "capacity core" in Tales of the Abyss, I think "companion cube"

Mello:I'll put my companion in your cube ;D

Roark: ;] ;] ;]

Mello: I'll put my capacity in your core ;D

Toph: XD

Mello: I'll put my roark in your Toph ;D

Toph:.......................................................

Toph: No.

Mello: You perioded on this chat D:

Roark: WHOOOOOA PEDOPHILIA

Kurt: L probably discovered his penis before most guys!

Kurt: He is a detective.

L: ............AHAHAHAHAHAH

Vyse: .......

Vyse: *dies*

Kurt: What? It's true

Kurt: He probably interrogated it, too

L: Kurt is our king~. <3

Shadow: ...

Kurt: HI SHADOW

L: HI THAR~!

Shadow: *slowly backs out of chat now*

Balthier: It's like having your cake and eating it too!

Balthier: Only with sex.

Shiro: can there be cake with the sex?

Zidane: If L is involved, yes.

L: ...........*cake?*

L: *liiiiiiiicks*

Balthier: ........

Balthier: L just licked a 2 man 1 woman sex sandwich.

L has left the room.

L: It seems Miss Larxene loses.

Setine: That's all really.

Larxene: Oh, sure, I lose *this* game. But on the other hand I'm topping Light, so I win, really.

Tifa: oh-ho, who's topping who?

L: ........that is true

Vivi: okay then :3

Tifa: Light is on YOUR LAP and YOU are handcuffed to a chair~

L: Ride him hard, Miss Larxene, for great justice.

Shadow: DELICIOUS LOLI

Mocha: I HAD THAT TOO