THE HORROR CONTINUES. (See Chat Stuff for the other pages.)

 

Panny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWa6jHCC1xU&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b BALTHAZAR THE ELEPHANT. ALL OF YOU WATCH NOW.

Zully: I am Zully and I approve this message.

 

Miri: I think I am going to go reread that Dante/Phantom rape to go UNDISGUST myself.

Dante: DID YOU COME BEFORE OR AFTER ME SHIRO

Miri: Dante:DID YOU COME BEFORE OR AFTER ME SHIRO

Shiro: after, i'm fairly sure

 

Pari: If there's mushrooms, I'm smokin em

Toph: XD

Pari: :|

Train: There aren't

Pari: fail emo then

Akito: even if there tamakis mushrooms?

Pari: ESPECIALLY if they're tamaki's mushrooms

Train: .....

Train: * goes to *sulk in corner*

Pari: ARE THERE MUSHROOMS NOW?

Pari: 8D

Toph: YUS!

Train: .....

Pari: WOO!

Toph: *pelts Pariwith mushrooms*

Train: GO AWAY I'M TRYING TO BE DEPRESSED

Pari: IYAAA I CAN TASTE THE COLORS

Train: *goes to far side of room*

Toph: TASTE THE RAINBOW PARI

Train: *away from you*

Pari: *follows with a chicken*

Akito: XD

Toph: TASTE IT

Pari: 8DDDDD

 

Miri: Gai had been seeing Lee in a different light then he usually did, so when he notices that his student is feeling sick,

Miri: he decides to do something that will take his mind off of it. GaiLee Anal, COMPLETE, HJ, M/M, Minor, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Shouta, Yaoi

Miri: HEALING BUTTSECKS

L: ......................

Shadow: loooooooool

Shawn has entered the chat room.

Lee: NO GODDAMNIT NO HEALING BUTtsex.

Miri: Challenge from gothicdance on sand in lee's pants community; damn LJ cut -__-; girly!gaara, crossdressing, hints of mpreg, hints of sasnaru PWP, WAFF, Yaoi

Shawn has left the chat room.

Miri: .....D: we killed shawn.

 

Zidane: ..........

Zidane: He does have a.. ..

L: Prehensile tail?

Zidane: ......

Zidane: I don't think it's prehensile in the front, though.

 

Shadow: So ronery

Shawn has entered the room.

Shawn has left the room.

Shadow: ... :<

Vyse has entered the room.

Vyse has left the room.

Shadow: ... :<

 

L: Everyone: It's not a disease now, I'm pretty sure, most doctors encourage it

Larx: ... XD

Tifa: i've read genesis, revelations, the one after genesis which i cannot remember, 1 kings and leviticus.

L: Everyone: Also ....I have NO idea when it was officially DSM'd

Larx: "Take two of these and go jack off for a while, and call me if you're not feeling better in the morning"?

 

(and this leads into...)

 

Shiro: I love that we're concurrently having discussions about a) reading the Bible, and b) jacking off.

Larx: XD that's chat for you.

L: The two are interconnected!

Tifa: THEY ARE HIGHLY CONNECTED, ACTUALLY.

Shiro: Bless you, DDD.

Tifa: ...hivemind.

Shiro: ........oh god i bet there are creeps out there who like, do both at the same time. DX DO NOT WANT

Toph: LOL

L: ...........JESUS SCHRO

Toph: SHIRO

L: THANKS FOR THAT IMAGE

Tanz: Jesus?

Larx: ...

Toph: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY MIND?

Tanz: Jesus WROTE the bible while jacking off.

Larx: ... I love you guys so much XD

Tanz: Probably.

Toph: I CAN NOW SEE SOME GUY

Shiro: .......................................

Toph: READING THE BIBLE

L: [face/tbletop OTP]

Toph: AND GOING

Shiro: GOOD GOD TANZ

Tanz: SON OF GOOD

Toph: FAP FAP FAP FAP

Tanz: ACTUALLY

Philomel: ...I come back to Jesus jacking off.

Tanz: *GOD

Philomel: Thanks, chat.

 

Vash: Dad was lamenting that he didn't have his grandfather's old eggnog recipe, which was more nog than egg if you know what I mean.

 

Vivi: HOW DARE YOU RAPE AN ANGEL

Waffle: *snort*

Waffle: *death*

Toph: XD THAT'S AWESOME

 

Larxene: Pizza covers four food groops!

Larxene: *groups

Larxene: ... Well, if you have pepperoni on it does

Shiro: want pizza so bad

Dante: I worked at a place for 5.15 an hour because they made the best fucking pizza in the WORLD.

Vash: Grease, fat, awesome, and tomato!

 

Zack: ^under, even. I REALLY CAN'T TYPE TONIGHT. SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT WINE.

Demyx: DRUNKEN KENDRA CONTEMPLATES TRANSFORMER MEMORY, GET IN THE CAR?

Zack: YES.

Demyx:--WAIT, NOT THAT CAR

Zack:AHAHAHAHAHA.

Demyx:OHSHI IT'S A DECEPTICON

Demyx:DO NOT GET IN THE CAR

Zack:WE CAN'T STAY HERE, THIS IS MEGATRON COUNTRY.

Demyx:*diesdiesdies*

 

Vergil: Dante.

Vergil: When a man and a woman have sex

Vergil: He jams it in her

Dante: O RLY

Dante: I HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THIS TIME?!

Vergil: YES

Vergil: YOU DO NOT TAKE IT

Dante: THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

 

Norry: Eros is going to molest everyone on the community.

Norry: I've decided this.

Shuraiya: You're welcome!

 

Shiro: okay brb makin an elementalist

Shiro: hrm male or female...

Shiro: male. i think.

Larx: female. pull a lulu and stun them with boobies

Toph: (in hugefont) XD

Matt: FIER BOOBIES

Toph: fdgsdf

Toph: BAD FONT SIZE >/

Larx: I wouldn't want my boobies on fire

Shiro: nah, the girls look like fairies.

Toph: ...and of course Milkshake comes on....

Shiro: i'mma be a boy.

Matt: My boobfier brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "dude your boobs are on fire" and I'm like "damn right they're on fire"

Matt: *stops now*

 

Miri: Cerberus~~~ I love that fight. 8D

Miri: When you get the hang of it.

Miri: it's just.

Ten: Cerberus

Kadaj: Phoenix Wright VS Cerberus?

Kadaj: o_O

Miri: easy fun.

Larx: lol, kh1!cerberus was a bitch.

Miri: OBJECTION

Larx: KH2!Cerberus was easy, but so was the rest of the game (other than Demyx)

Ten: *SNORT*

Fell: GET UP ON THE PHOENIX'S BACK

Miri: THOSE TEETH ARE A DANGEROUS WEAPON

Kadaj: "Mr Wright, did you, or did you not, get up onto the hydra's back?"

Larx: - wow

Larx: I just made a terrible pun and didn't even realize it

Ten: *ded*

Miri: .....*ded also*

Ten: .... nice going, Larx

Miri: ILU LARX

Miri: WELL TECHNICALLY~

Haruhi: applause for larx

Miri: I MEAN, S'NOT LIKE THERE WAS BAWLS

Miri: (THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER WEAK POINT, METHINKS)

Larx: (Talk about attacking its weak point For Massive Damage...)

Miri: SO THERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY DOG

 

 

L: YAIDS?

Fell: Bawww, I thought I was quotededed.

Miri: SOUNDS LIKE A RANDOM MONSTER

Larx: You're in a few quotes, Q~

Setine: .....

Setine: Ashi-san

Miri: "Enemy YAIDS appeared!"

Setine: Givesyou

Setine: Aspecialgift.

Setine: ..................................

Miri: "DAJ used SPECIAL CREAM!"

Setine: ..................

Miri: "Enemy YAIDS defeated!"

Setine: ............................................

L: (And ABSTINENCE)

Setine: .........................

Setine: ...............

L: (....temporary ABSTINENCE)

Setine: ...................................................

Miri: "DAJ used CONDOM!"

Kadaj: ....

Kadaj: whut

Kadaj: no he didn't

Kadaj: that's the problem

Kadaj: D:

Fell: Where?

Kadaj: CONDOM FAILS

Fell: lol am I goin by a different name here

Miri: "But it failed..."

Kadaj: you have BABIES!

Kadaj: *dies*

Fell: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

 

Norstat: ... is it possible to get porn out of solitare? Not like, people involved but just the game.

Brittany: But a CATEGORY?

Larx: ... I don't know, but you just cursed it into existence, Nor

Norstat: The seven moved swiftly upon the eight and it was surprised... and aroused.

Larx: *fans self*

L: Unf~

Bart has entered the room.

Norstat: There was card upon card, piled so high you could only see their numbers and with one mighty thrust, the nine moved the stack into another column, joining it to the rest and they were a complete set.

Norstat: Save for the ace who sat above, watching.

Norstat: Fapping.

Norstat: Oh my god what the hell am I doing.

 

Norry has entered the room.

Norry: Tiny chat is tiny!

Bakura: Yes. We are dying out.

Shadow: :<

Jack: one by one

Bakura: Our species is rapidly becoming extinct. Like dinosaurs.

Jack: they are killing us off

Shadow: For our pelts

Bakura: Selling us for money on the black market.

 

L: Indeed. On the other hand, I'm happy-- schedule raep would not have made this easy.

L: The last murderplot? Was a KILLER to make it through.

Shadow: ... *snrk*

L: ....................................

Norry: ba da dum tish?

L: Tht was not intentional.

L: <4

Norry: XD

Demyx: ..... XD

L: *<3

L: *that

Demyx: Best unintentional murder joke of the day, I think! I GIVE IT AN 8.

Bakura: 4 times the <3?

Shadow: *standing ovation, Ello*

L: Supaa love!

 

Vyse: So there's two identical men in Kensington Garden, one of them is on his knees screaming and next to them is a little girl dressed as a nun.

Vyse: And the girl is actually a boy.

Vyse: Heard this one?

 

Kadaj: Baiken from Guilty Gear and Kukaku from Bleach.... rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Kadaj: 8D

Ten: fjasbnfjaslkjfbasfjlk

Miri: m-my imagination just shut down from sheer unf, i think

Ten: FIND IT OTTO FIND IT

Miri: OH

Miri: OH

Miri: OG

Miri: OH

Fell: AHAHA

Miri: HERE

Kadaj: I think Miri's having an orgasm

Miri: I HAVE SOMETHING

Kadaj: D:

Ten: lol

Fell: MAYBE I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TO FAP

Miri: .....

Toph: XD

Kadaj: somebody hold her hand

Fell: MUAHAHA

Ten: XD

Miri: STFU THE LOT OF YOU

 

Zan: This line in bad_rpers_suck is making me LOL

Zan: "Cloud lies himself in Sephiroths arms, crying butterly."

Jack: BUTTERLY!

Philomel: HEY LOOK IT IS

Zan: Butterly~!

Wolfwood: ...Butterly?

Jack: *points up*

Zan: Apparently Cloud's tears = consistency of butter

Wolfwood: Oh.

Wolfwood: Butterly.

Philomel: XD;

L: Don't lick them

L: They're 50 calories a tear

Zan: I could be wrong, but I think that's not normal.

Wolfwood: No, put them on toast.

Zan: askg;lkj AHAHA

Philomel: I Can't Believe It's Not the Tears of an Emo Protagonist!

Jack: ....*DED*

Wolfwood: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

L: ......

Wolfwood: *SLAIN*

Zan: ALKGHJA*DEAD*

L: Fabio

L: Cloud.

L: .......

L: BRAIN BLEACH, COME BACK TO ME

Philomel: Imagine the offspring.

Jack: SPIKY FLOWING HAIR OF DEATH

L: Fabio: lliiiiiiick while looking at the screen

Jack: *TOSS TOSS STAB*

L: Cloud: DO NOT WANT ;A;

Norry: Fabio + Cloud = Sephiroth.

Norry: Just think about that.

Jack: ....

Philomel: ........

Jack: it's kinda true

Zan: It really is.

Norry: ... Chat got very serious about this issue.

Jack: Indeed

L: Crack buttbabies is SRS BSNS!

 

Philomel: .......a noble fish just imed me and inquired if i would reveal to him my breasts.

Larx: ... lol

Tanz: ....

who's "kokiaru"? ...fish?

Tanz: Do you know a noble fish ?

Shiro ...that doesn't sound very noble.

Phil: I do not!

Tanz: Shall we set upon him with great mocking?

 

Miri: You should not incest untruthful desserts.

Toph: 8========D

Larx: I'll just be. Over here

Toph: Will condoms protect from that?

Toph: *shot*

L: Can the pill?

L: D:

Toph: Maybe

Yuan: ... that is a GREAT thing to check back into the chat and see.

Toph: XDDDDDD

Toph: YOU'RE WELCOME 8D

Yuan: ILU TOPH

Toph: ILU TOO

Yuan: ... the chat was killed by Toph's giant penis. XD

Toph: LOL

L: Just in AWE

L has left the room.

Toph: D:

Larx: WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT

Toph: YUS

Larx: Okay I'm done now

Larx: It looks like your uberdick killed L

Toph: >_>

 

Larx: haha, once Dom and I were arguing over whether 0 divided by 0 would be 1

Phil: 0 divided by 0 is Chuck Norris.

Phil: Trufax.

L: .........

Tifa: ...falling whales?

L: It's a paradox.

Ramza: 0/0=42

Larx: Falling whales.

Shiro: 0/0 = Schrödinger.

L: I SUPPORT THIS

L: 0/0 == Arkham's fault

Larx: YES

Ramza: YES

Tifa: YES.

Larx: 0/0 = welcome chaos?

Tifa: i support this.

Ramza: YES

Ramza: YES

Tifa: ....

Tifa: click.

Ramza: POWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Tifa: lady dots at you.

L: I accept space jesus into my soul

 

Yuan: Our uteri are mindhiving and it's all YOUR FAULT.

Norry: ;n; d-did you start too?

Norry: WE ARE PERIOD BUDDIES?

Alphonse: LOL

Yuan: YES. A week early!

Norry: HAHAHA

Yuan: LOOK WHAT YOU DID. :<

Shiro: ...lol weird

Norry: I bet if we pressed our navels together, a superhero would emerge. With our periods combined...

Shiro: so that's what, three of us at the same time. that's amusing for some reason.

Yuan: WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE PLANET.

Norry: .... Shiro, you too?

Norry: Jesus christ, it's a fucking period party.

Yuan: I blame both of you.