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Ten: .... dude, I'm rewatching A Bug's Life wqith my sister
Emmy: so much for Epic Rassilon Arguement
Emmy: ..I loved that movie
Ten: and I've just realised why this movie gave me nightmares as a kid
Ten: Thumper is one scary bug.
Ten: O.O
Emmy: lolol *gives blankey*
Philo: I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Emmy: ...
Ten: ISN'T IT AMAZING
Ten: <3
Emmy: YOU'RE LATE
Philo: YES GOD
Philo: I ADORE IT
Philo: <3333
Ten: Flik was my hero as a kid.
Ten: XD
Emmy: hehehe
Ten: I wanted to be like him, ha ha
Philo: Fliiiiiiik. I loved him~
2Ten: God, I wanted to be a blue cg ant. Something is obviously wrong with m
Ten: e
Philo: And the Princess, and her little sister, and and and
Ten: Dim!
Emmy: I loved Dot <3
Ten: Dim was adorable.
Ten: wahey
Emmy: asdfjlk; no more disney for you
Ten: we're onto the part of the movies where we have angsty failure Flik
Ten: XD
Emmy: yaaay XD
Ten: LOL. Slim: "I'VE MADE A LIVING OUT OF BEING A FAILURE."
Emmy: LOLfail
Ten: oh wait, that was Manny
Philo: XDDD
Ten: my mistake
Philo): OMG I haven't seen that movie in, like, foreeeeeverrrrrr.
Ten: "pretend it's a seed" 8D
Toph: ...that sounds so dirty now
Ten: .........
Emmy: you're enjoying that too much
Ten: Toph
Ten: don't ruin my childhood
Toph: Yes? :3
Ten: please.
Ten: XD
A few minutes later...
Toph: Hey Ten
Ten: yes, Tophie?
Toph: http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r21/lily_writes/Icon%20Dump%205/Untitled-26.png
Ten: sab dfjhbasfubasfljbasdkfa
Toph: :3
Emmy: ...
Ten: TOPH
Ten: DDDDDD:
Emmy: ilu chat.
Toph: A scene iconned right after it
Toph: http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r21/lily_writes/Icon%20Dump%205/Untitled-25a.png
Ten: this is gonna be like "lol have a potion" isn't it.
Emmy: lol have a seed?
A little after that...
Ten: gotta go guys
Toph: Bye~
Ten: see you later! xxx
Ten has left the room.
Al: bye!
Philo: --Missed. >:
Ten has entered the room.
Ten: Guys
Toph: Forget something?
Ten: I return to tell you something hilarious
Ten: I just checked my mail
Philo: .....Here's your coat. *hands over*
Philo: ~?
Ten: and guess who's just added me.
Toph: Who?
Philo: ~~~~?
Ten: "Hi timey_wimey, gimmeseedplz has added you to their Friends list. They will now be able to read your public entries on their Friends page. "
Toph: XD
Ten: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW
Toph: *ded*
Kini: lol Dhaos
Toph: That's epic
Ten: Isn't it?
Ten: Apparently the spirit of DDD inhabits the interwebs 8D
Toph: lol
Toph: comm-chat mindhive?
Ten: I think so.
Kini: Hah, I think the name is referring to the Great Seed in Tales of Phantasia/Symphonia.
Toph: Still
Toph: That's fucking epic mind hive right there
Ten: epic y/n?
Kini: y
Emmy: damned place is secretly the matrix
Setine: WHO VIOLATED TIERA'S VIRTUE
Shiro: ...
Itsuki: ....
Yuan: *dies*
Shiro: flawless, setine
Atoli: ashkjag
Atoli: lolol
Itsuki: win
Itsuki: bushels of win
Shiro: fucking flawless
Shiro: oh god i should be keysmashing but
Shiro: can't stop laiughing oh god can't breathe
Setine: <3 !
Yuan: My dad is staring at me
Yuan): I am laughng so hard
Shiro: OKAY THEN FINE, WHO WAS IT? >:
Itsuki: I THINK YOU KNOW QUITE WELL
Shiro: oh really.
Itsuki: yes really.
Shiro: perhaps you better just tell me to be sure.
Setine: It was Lockon.
Yuan: ... LOCKON?
Setine: OUT OF MY HEAD, YUAN
Shiro: ...
Yuan: ... mindhive.
Itsuki: You win!
Setine: It is a very scary place.
Yuan: NO, IT'S SQUISHY.
Setine: .... Dude.
Setine: No.
Laney: team miri is blasting off agaaaiiiin
Miri: looks like's Miri's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain
Luke (9:43:28 AM): pinged by Richter, Yuan?
Yuan (9:43:28 AM): PINGED BY RICHTER
Kratos: I still don't like it. XD
Yuan: ... LUKE.
Yuan: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN.
Jacky: We all saw that one coming~
Luke: ...wow, timestamp
Kratos: *explodes*
Asch: o.o
Jacky: puts you back together
Luke: *explodes again*
Kratos: *explodes again*
Luke: ...
Kratos: ...
Luke: ...
Asch: ... *puts Lukey back together?* >>
Kratos: LUKE
Luke: WH-WHAT
Kratos: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Luke: YOU GET OUT OF MINE
Kratos: NO >(
Kratos: *bounces*
Jacky: .... O.o
Emil: game
Toph: lulz
Vashdonna: What game?
Toph: *refrains from making a joke*
Emil: the one i lost
Toph: XD
Vashdonna: Awww. Which game was it?
Toph: the one you're going to lose in a few seconds :3
Emil: Karen should know
Emil: :[
Vashdonna: What game is that? Can you link me?
Toph: If I'm right, you can't really be linked to the game
Andy: ...........................
Ru: ....
Kaworu: ....
Vashdonna: What do you mean?
Vashdonna: ... Oh crap.
Ru: oh man
Ru: epic fail
Vashdonna: THAT game?
Vashdonna: headdesk
Kaworu: The very one.
Toph: brb dying of laughter
Kaworu: pats
Shiro: /destroys shugo
Shugo: B| How dare you Shirp.
Shugo: has left the chat
Yuan: ... I am tagging with three characters at the same time. This is a recipe for wrong-journal moments.
Shugo: has joined the chat
Shugo: /destroys shirp
Shugo: 8D
Shiro: has left the chat
Shugo: /reloads gun
Shiro: has joined the chat
Laney: ...
Shugo: /destroys shirp
Shiro: has left the chat
Ru: kills shugo
Shugo: has left the chat
Ru: 
Laney: o_o
Shiro: has joined the chat
Lii: ....
Shiro: /destroys shugo
Laney: hides in the corner
Ru: I did that already
Yuan: ... there is something terribly wrong about listening to Britney Spears while having a serious/angsty thread with a Kratos in dear_mun.
Hal: oh yeah you really scare me :|
Miri: /wipes white runoff from around mouth
Ru: .........
Miri: this gobstopper doesn't help itself :|
Itsuki: ..................
Toph: Miri
Ru: you're
Ru: rttarded
Ru: ,,,
Itsuki: ...
Itsuki: /pats ru
Miri: at least i can spell retrded :B
Ru: it's bad when you spell your insult wrong
Ru: ...
Miri: .....
Ru: ahahahahaha
Miri: *retarded
Itsuki: ...
Ru: someone wiki that
Toph: ...nice job Miri
Itsuki: you are just a katamari of fail
Ru: duh
Miri: /facedesk
Ru: that's why she plays lockon
Miri: look i cant help it okay it's more diffiult typing with one hand
Ru: ...
Toph: ....
Miri: *difficult
Itsuki: miri you're really not helping yourself
Yuan: .....
Ru: god you're dumb
Yuan: No, you're really not.
Toph: Not in the slightest
Miri: .....because the other is sticky from the gobstopper
Ru: miri
Ru: plz
Ru: think before you type
Shiro: dear god, you expect me to breed?
Ru: no mister bond
Ru: I expect you to die
Norry: ... tony would scream
Norry: forever
Amyjack: Secrets make things better sometimes!
Shiro: no wonder he managed to pick up nena
Amyjack: yeeeeah!
Itsuki: because he has sexy tony genes?
Itsuki: yeah, that explains a lot
Itsuki: :|b
Shiro: exactly
Larx: ... Norry, I was just reading a thread about neutering on /an/, and I look back to that and yeah.
Xanxus: AT OUR WEDDING
Xanxus: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PUT MAYO ON THE CAKE
Xanxus: 8|
Tyler: ...AWWW BUT!!!!
Tyler: Mayo is perfect with cock.
Xanxus: and a friend is going to the culinary academy here so i'm really gonna try-fdbghgcbfx
Xanxus: xfgbgfdnb
Kaworu: ...
Kaworu: ..........
Xanxus: A.CJ,BDFS,VJHSF
Kaworu: .....................................
Xanxus:: /dead
Kaworu: .......................................................................................................
Tyler: .....
Hermy: ....
Bertie: I made miso soup today!
Hermy: 8D
Hermy: How'd it come out?
Bertie: It was not a triumph.
Box: :O
Hermy: >:
Bertie: But not a failure!
Hermy: We're not making a note.
Hermy: No huge success.
Box: aww :<
Bertie: It'd be easy to overstate my satisfaction.
Box: Aperture Science! We cook what we must, because we can't?
Hermy: ...I forgot the next part.
Box: ..me too XD;
Bertie: For the good of all of us.
Nagisa: Except the ones that get burnt.
Box: hahaha
Box: but there's no sense crying over every mis-steak, you just keep on trying til you run out of cake~
Bertie: I was gonna say 'food poisioning'...
Hermy: And the cooking gets done.
Hermy: And you make a neat gum.
Nagisa: For the people who eat and survive.
Box: ffff XD
Bertie: !!!
Box: ilu chat <3
Bertie: ^_^
Box: ^_^
Nagisa: ^_^
Nagisa: Someone wiki this.
Bertie: I'm not even hungry!
Nagisa: ffff
Bertie: I am so satisfied, right now.
Hermy: I'm being so sincere right now.
Hermy: Even though you took my food and burned it.
Nagisa: And made me skip breakfast.
Hermy: And tore it to pieces.
Hermy: And threw every piece into an oven.
Bertie: And as the room did fill with smoke...
Box: as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you>_>;
Nagisa: loooooooool
Hermy: Now these points of recipes make a beautiful line.
Hermy: And we're out of the kitchen, we're serving on time.
Nagisa: So I'm glad you ate it all
Hermy: So I'm glad it got burnt, think of all the things we learned.
Hermy: For the people who eat and survive.
Box: 
Nagisa: ffffffff
Hermy: Go head and leave me.
Hermy: I think I prefer to stay in here.
Bertie: I think we have a cooking club theme tune.
Box: heck yes~
Box: maybe you'll find someone else to bake you~
Box: maybe Black Mesa!
Hermy: That was a joke.
Hermy: Haha.
Nagisa: Nah, he can't cook.
Box: That was a joke! haha! fat chance!
Hermy: Fat chance.
Hermy: Anyway, this cake is great.
Hermy: It's so delicious and moist.
Box: it's so delicious and moist!
Hermy: Look at me still talking when there's cooking to do.
Nagisa: When I look at the dining hall, I'm glad I'm not you.
Nagisa: I've got orders there to run
Nagisa: There is cooking to be done
Nagisa: For the people who eat and survive.
Hermy: For the people who eat and survive.
Hermy: And while you're serving, I'll still be alive.
Bertie: You will be choking and I'm still alive!
Hermy: And while you're crying, I'll still be alive.
Hermy: I'm doing baking and I'm still alive.
Hermy: Still alive!
Hermy: Still alive.
Bertie: ^_^
Box: ^_^
Hermy: ^_^
Hermy: ....We made something epic.
Hermy: Someone has to wiki this.
Nagisa: *confetti*
(On the topic of Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles)
Kyah: But fshjkafskhjfa I love watching Death's Door. It explains a lot in Ada's and Wesker's partnership thing.
Elata: Seriously, I've never seen that... definitely does help explain things!
Kyah: I'M GLAD I COULD HELP, BB. <3333
Kyah: It was seriously one of the first scenes I saw with Ada, besides RE4.
Kyah: And it convinced me to app as her. XD
Elata: I just love how Wesker's all, "You betrayed the company, you suck, go diaf." And then she says, "Oh I have G" and suddenly it's all, "WELL COME ON BACK, BB!"
Kyah: I KNOW, RIGHT? WESKER, YOU TWO FACED BASTARD.
Kyah: But there's also the line- "If the t-Virus did this, what would happen if the G-virus got out?" So it shows she's not en entirely cruel and heartless bitch. XD
Elata: Yeah, she's got a soft side!
Kyah: ...She just barely ever shows it. BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WESKER'S ALWAYS WATCHING.
Elata: CEILING!WESKER WATCHES YOU... SHOW COMPASSION.
Kyah: ...FUCK THAT. >:| IF I SHOW THAT, OUR PARTNERSHIP WILL GO TO HELL.
Elata: DAMN RIGHT IT WILL, I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU B|
Kyah: GO DIAF, WESKER. >:| I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF AND GET YOU ALL YOUR SAMPLES JUST FINE, STOP BEING PARANOID ABOUT EVERYTHING, GOD.
Elata: I'LL STOP BEING PARANOID WHEN YOU ACTUALLY DO EVERYTHING I TELL YOU TO DO.
Kyah: BUT I HAVE, EVEN WHEN THERE'S SETBACKS, ASS.
Elata: YEAH, SETBACKS LIKE THOSE JET SKI KEYS?
Kyah: ...WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. SEEING HIM FLAIL AND ALMOST GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS WAS AMUSING. 8D
Elata: WATCHING HIM AND THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER BOTH GET BLOWN UP FOR REAL WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE AMUSING.
Kyah: OH COME ON, WESSIE-KINS. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF FUN? KILLING SOMEONE'S FINE AND DANDY, BUT SEEING THEM BARELY ESCAPE SOMETHING IN POOR SHAPE IS REALLY AMUSING TOO. 83
Elata: ...DID YOU JUST CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU CALLED ME?
Kyah: ...WHAT. WESSIE-KINS. I THINK IT SUITS YOU.
Elata: DO YOU STILL WEAR THAT RIBBON ROUND YOUR NECK? ALL THE BETTER TO CHOKE YOU WITH, DON'T YOU THINK? B|
Kyah: AWWWWWWW, DON'T GET MAD, WESKER. I KNOW YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF ME BEING PRETTY AND GETTING LEON'S ATTENTION. <3333
Elata: OH YES, I REALLY WANT THE ATTENTION OF SOMEONE WITH SUCH COMEDIC WIT LIKE HIS.
Kyah: SEE. I KNEW IT. YOU'RE GAY.
Elata: THAT WAS SARCASM!
Kyah: OH I KNOW, WESKER. YOUR ENTIRE ATTITUDE IS FULL OF IT. WRY SARCASM. BUT THAT'S WHY THE FANGIRLS LOVE YOU AND WANT TO GET IN YOUR PANTS.
Kyah: Omg what the fuck am I writing. I don't know, srsly. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Elata: TELLING WESKER THE FANGIRLS WANT IN ON HIS PANTS. OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAO.
Kyah: You know, half the shit in this convo. It needs to be wiki'd. Like. Now.
Elata: YES IT DOES.
Kyah: HEY BOSS.
Elata: SUP!
Kyah: THOUGHT I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW, BB. ADA AND VANESSA ARE GOING SHOPPING WHEN THEY MEET.
Elata: ...OH GOD. THAT'S. THAT'S KINDA EPIC.
Kyah: ...AND I CAN SEE WESKER AND BIRKIN ALL FACEPALMING WHEN THE TWO COME BACK TO THE LAB OR WHEREVER AND IN EACH OTHER'S OUTFITS, ALL "HI KITTEN/HI WESSIE-KINS, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? WE HAD A BLAST, WE WENT SHOPPING!!"
Elata: I CAN IMAGINE THEM USING WESKER'S BANK ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING AND COMPLETELY EMPTYING IT.
Kyah: ...OHMYGOD YES.
Elata: THIS IS WHY HE CAN'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD. THE GIRLS USED ALL HIS MONEY THAT HE NEEDED FOR MISSLES AND STUFF.
Kyah: BAWWWW CRY MOAR, WESSIE-KINS. XD
Elata: HE'LL BE ALL, "... DID YOU REALLY NEED THOSE JIMMY CHOOS."
Kyah: "... YES. A GIRL HAS PEROGATIVES, WESSIE-KINS. >:|"
Elata: "BUT YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED ANOTHER RED DRESS LIKE THE ONE YOU ALREADY HAVE, FFS."
Kyah: "BUT VANESSA WANTED ONE. SO I HAD TO TRY ON SEVERAL IN ORDER TO MATCH HER. PLUS, THEY'RE ALL PRETTY. >:|"
Elata: "NOT IF I SHRED THEM UP, THEY WON'T."
Kyah: "YOU WOULDN'T. D8< WESKER. STOP BEING MEAN."
Elata: "YOU KNOW I WOULD :| NO MORE SHOPPING FOR YOU."
Kyah: "FFFFFFFFFFF WESKER. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD YOU HAVE TO WOO AND MANIPULATE PEOPLE SOMEHOW. IF YOU TAKE AWAY MY SHOPPING PRIVILEGE, THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE ME HAPPY."
Elata: "YEAH, BECAUSE I AM SO DAMN TERRIFIED OF WHAT YOU CAN DO TO ME. TRIP ME UP WITH YOUR GRAPPLING GUN?"
Kyah: "HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, ASS. >:| DON'T YOU DARE MOCK MY TOY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. IT GOT ME OUT OF FUCKING RACCOON CITY WITH YOUR PRECIOUS G-VIRUS SAMPLE, BASTARD."
Elata: "JUST SAYING, YOU WON'T SCARE ME MUCH WITH IT."
Kyah: "...THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS."
Kyah: this shit needs to be wiki'd. XD
Elata: dude, do it!!!
Elata: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell why does my laptop hate me
Elata: and it's not because I touch myself at night, kat
Kat: ...
Elata: you were thinking it
Kat: I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH TYPING THAT HOLY SHIT
Elata: hhhahaahahah
Kat: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Elata: I JUST KNOW YOU THAT WELL
Kat: GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAD
Cyn: does wesker jerk off while he's wearing his gloves
Shannon: ...
Kat: Yes
Cyn: that is the question.
Elata: what
Kat: Yes he does
Elata: what in the fuck why are you asking that
Cyn: LMAO
\o\
Elata: stfu kat
I'm sure jerking off explains SOME of the stains on Birkin's coat
Cyn: LMAO
PWNED
Shannon: LOLLL
Kat: :|
It doesn't show up on white
Cyn: No
Elata: well his coat can't possibly be WHITE
Cyn: But when he jerks Wesker off?
Kat: Well, it's not as obvious...
OH FUCK YOU CYN
Shannon: LMAO
Elata: ....
Cyn: God!sperm glows in the dark
Shannon: ahahahah
Elata: LMFAO
what colour?
Kat: RED
IT'S BRIGHT, GLOWING RED
Cyn: RED SEED, TURN ON!
Kat: IT MATCHES HIS EYES
Shannon: jdkfsk
Cyn: Like E.T.'s heart
Elata: ...red seed oh gpodjfs[# STFU
Kat: ...
Cyn: Wesker, phone home
Shannon: oh my god
Elata: YOU PHONE HOME
Elata is reading trollish Persona 4 fic :|
Elata: ...I'm crying with laughter at this: "I am going to live here now" said xaiviatsu-kun with a harsh tone in the cervix of is throat.
Cyn: ...
Shannon: ...
Cyn: st-stop reading
Elata: THIS is why you should play P4
Later...
Elata: "Son do not talk to me like that that I am your elder and you must show respect" vocalized the father while caresssing his mustashe. It was a hue of velvet marrooned.
Shannon: ...
Cyn: .....................................................elata
Cyn: i beg of you
Shannon: idek what to make of that
Cyn: please
Cyn: tiny urethral mouth
Elata: NO
Cyn: i have been good and not mentioned it
Elata: THIS IS TOO GOOD TO STOP READING
Cyn: you'er begging for me to quote it now
Elata: you just did
Cyn: there's so much worse and you know it
Cyn: nun
Cyn: shit
Cyn: it's pretty
Elata: and I've read it
Elata: so there
Elata: "want to play guitar hero?" asked xaiviatsu-kun. He had not played in a whole six hours and his wrists were getting loose and aching with anticipation and greed like a baby desiring milk.
Cyn: that's a pretty accurate summary of the first chapter, actually
Cyn: ...
Elata: like a baby desiring milk, I have to use that somewhere
Shannon: kds
Shannon: do you?
Elata: yes
Elata: i do
Shannon: consider this carefully
Cyn: ...I should do that next time she has sex
Elata: HAHHAASHIDFSJ;O YES
Shannon: kjhkjl
Elata: OH GOD YES
Elata: I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
Shannon: I will die
Shannon: but probably be pretty amused beforehand
Cyn: "Birkin stroked his cock, and Vanessa licked her lips, ready and eager and desiring to take him in her mouth like a baby desires milk from teats."
Elata: ijohdp
Elata: i am crying so hard
Shannon: sdfjklsdjf
Elata: oh dear god
Shannon: oh god my sides
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