You have just entered room "dramadramaduck."

Tifa has entered the room.

Tidus has entered the room.

Tidus: TIFA~

Tidus: SORA~

Tifa: TIDUS~

Tidus: RIKU~

Sora: TIDUS

Tidus: PEOPLE~

Sora: TIFA

Tifa: SORA~

Tidus: ...RATE LIMIT~

 

Shadow: ohshi--Alu found you, Walter.

Ian: Oh noes.

Ian: SHIT, IT'S A VAMPIRE. GET IN THE CAR.

Shadow: XD;

Alucard has entered the room.

 

Vize has entered the room.

Sora: VAGINA MAN DUMPSTER IS ETERNAL

 

Xemnas has entered the room.

Saix: Next time I eat a moonpie I'll take erotic pictures.

Saix: .....

Saix: HELLO SIR.

 

Setine has entered the room.

Zidane: Now I have the mental image of spiders attempting suicide/attempted pregnancy

Setine: . . .

Saix: ..............................

Larxene: XD

Larxene: Spiderduskbaby?

Setine: I'll leave and come back

Shadow: Best entrance ever

Saix: whattheshit

Zidane: THEY WILL INFECT US WITH THEIR SPIDER CHILDREN.

Setine: and I will have never seen that

 

Tifa has entered the room.

Shadow: It's the Superior's creme

Larxene: the spiders want to have a moonpie party on your cervix?

Shadow: HI TEEFS

Saix: And there's another one. Hi, Tifa.

Roark: very yes

Tifa: .....

Zidane: TIIIIFAAAA

Setine: TIFA

Shadow: Moonpie? :D?

Saix: The tapping stopped. I. Guys I'm afraid to look out the window.

Demyx: Tifa~

Setine: I HAS A HENTAI DOUJINSHI FOR J000

Tifa: so at first i was like "yay i feel cool to be dragged into chat immediately upon signing on"

Tifa: but

Setine: HOLDS ON

Tifa: WTF HAVE I WALKED INTO

 

Roark entered the room.

Shadow: ... Time Travelling Butt Pirate?

 

Demyx: The females evolved very long and complicated vaginas so that there's very little chance of unwanted sperm getting in.

Setine: ...

Demyx: In response, the male ducks evolved longer and twistier penes.

Zidane: DramaDramaDuck just became more sinister than ever.

Shadow has entered the room.

DC: long vagina is long?

Vivi: HI SHADS :D

Setine: ...

Demyx: Yeah, pretty much!

Zidane: . . .Welcome to chat, Shadow.

 

Haruhi has entered the room.

Demyx: I find that less horrifying than the cutting off the clit part. DDD<

Setine: I believe this was more southern Africa

Demyx: Hi, Haruhi!

Larxene: (See, this is why we need that page!)

Setine: Or may it be Papa New Guinea

Panchito: And another spectacular entrnace.

Larxene: (In fact. *makes it now*)

 

Rock Lee has entered the room.

Shadow: DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

Larxene: MAGICAL UTERUS PORTAL

Rock Lee: .....hi Chat.

 

Panchito has entered the room.

Shadow: "Raep tiem nao"?

Shadow: ...

Shiro: my swan beats your swan

Shadow: HI PANNY

Zidane: Dammit, I have to go to work.

Panchito: I love these entrances,really I do.

 

Ramza has entered the room.

Setine: I'LL TAK MY TENTACLES WITH ME

Shiro: *SNRK*

Kadaj: Reno = Reserved! 8D

Ramza: ....

Kadaj: NO

Ramza: this is like

Kadaj: NOT THE TENTACLES

Kadaj: ASHI-SAAAAAN!

Ramza: the tenth time i've entered into somethin weird.

Kadaj: D:

Shiro: Kadaj.

Larxene: XD

Setine: MY TENTACLES

Setine: MINE

Setine: NOT YOURS

Larxene: we have a wikipage for that now, Ramza

Shiro: I have tentacles too~

Kadaj: Kadaj enters something wierd every night

Kadaj: it's usually his mom

 

Kadaj: Riku/Sora

Kadaj: "Naked Keyblade fight!"

Tidus: I say this over aND OVER.

Tidus: Replace 'Keyblade' with 'penis'...

Kadaj: Roxas has Axel, so why not WAIT WHAT.

Kadaj: o_O

Demyx has entered the room.

Tidus: and the games become so much more p0rny. XD

Demyx: 0_0;;;;

 

Tidus: http://elrothiel.deviantart.com/art/Seymour-Guado-by-My-Brother-4599238 .....

Larxene: *doesn't need brainscar this early XD*

Zidane: . . . .

Panchito has entered the room.

Setine: Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want

Setine: Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want

Setine: Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want

Setine: Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want Do not want

Sora: d'aw

Panchito: ...Don't I just feel so welcome.

 

Bart entered the room.

Vivi: I feel like we should have a post on capslock_ddd

Vivi: that is just us threading ghey marriage with slapping

Shadow: ...

Bart: ...

Vivi: and the post is Sonic going

Shadow: WE ALREADY HAD CAPSLOCK MARIA/ROUGE, FYI

Shadow: WITH VOUYER!SHADOW

Vivi: "OMG SHADOW PROPOSED TO ME TEH WHORE"

Bart: *leaves*

Bart left the room.

 

Jordan has entered the room.

Roark: NOTHING

Roark: ENJOY YOUR ASS SPELUNKING

Jordan: WHUT?

Roark: YOU KNOW

Jordan: Teh hell did I just walk into?!

Roark: LIKE ANAL CAVEDIGGING

Roark: HERE I MADE A DIAGRAM

Sora: WHAT THE FUCK.

Larxene: (Pick up Haruko darn you. XD)

Roark: but not rly

Sora: WHATTHE FUCK ROARK.

Sora: ANAL. WHAT.

Roark: ahh god damnittttlarxihateyou

Roark: i consider it so hard

Jordan: Teh fuck?!

Larxene: <333

Larxene: ... just don't ask XD

 

Larxene has entered the room.

Rebecca: Thoooooooooooooooooooong

Setine: THONG

Iroh: AURON IN A THONG WOT?

Norstat: THONGGGGG

Larxene: By the way L I tagged

Caity: THONGTHONGTHONGTHONG.

Shadow: AND RIKKU PLAYING WITH KIMARHI

Larxene: - wow what a place to come in

 

Methos: STEWART FOR ELEVEN.

Orlando: SECONDED

Norry: LOL LETS START A CAMPAIGN

Lee: Nah, Lumley's got to be 11!

Lee: LUMLEY IS CANON.

Norry: FUCK LUMLEY.

Norry: PATRICK STEWART

Lee: ......................

Norry: WILL BEAT LUMLEY UP

Lee: ............................

Lee: YOU DARE SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT JOANNA LUMLEY!?

Lee: SHE IS CANON.

Laney has entered the room.

Norry: PATRICK STEWART RAPES YOUR CANNON.

Norry: oh hay.

Shadow: Canon, one n

Laney: o__o

Lee: NOT IF JOANNA LUMLEY GETS THERE FIRST.

Shadow: Raping a cannon will result in bits being blown off.

Lee:..Stewart raping a cannon, now.

Norry I MEANT A REAL CANNON

Lee: That would be interesting.

Norry: HE WOULD LOVE IT SO HARD IT WOULD EXPLODE WITH ORGASM.

 

Ari: ....dude. Pride sues. Not cool.

Ari: :

DC: D:

Ari: He has like. Three.

Ari: With blue hair, even.

Norry: unfunfunfunf

Ichigo: HAHAHAHA

Saix has entered the room.

DC: Pride/LOL DAUGHTER OTP?

Ed: Wtf?

Ari: NO

Saix: ......asdkjf

 

L has entered the room.

Marche: goofy tiem whar?

L has left the room.

 

L has entered the room.

Shadow: "COCKMONGLER IS NOT A JOB."

Toph: ...

Norry: "YOU'VE MONGLED MORE COCKS THAN I HAVE, DAD."

L: ............

 

Wolfwood has entered the room.

Zidane: NO SEX

Zidane: EVER

Balthier: ........

Larx has entered the room.

Balthier: D:

Balthier: D:

Balthier: BUT

Balthier: Peaches. ;~;

Zidane: NO

Wolfwood: Well now, that's an entrance right there.

Setine has entered the room.

Larx: Hey guys- I finally got around to joining the DDD myspace, and.

Zidane: GET YOUR OWN PEACHES

 

Shiro entered the room.

Lee: IT'S NOT KNITTED WITH LITTLE PENISES OR ANYTHING.

Setine: THE ROUNDED BOTTOM WAS A DEAD GIVE AWAY THAT IT LOOKED LIKE A PENIS

Shiro: ...

 

(The following are referring to the "People who bought this item also bought" section of a page on Amazon. The page was for an item completely unrelated to, er, anal douching.)

Tifa: ISN'T THAT THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER?

Tifa: IT'S LIKE A TANK

Tifa: AND THEN

Toph: Oh wait, there is an anal douche.

Tifa: ANAL DOUCHING

Zidane: WHAT THE HELL

Maraich: ...The guys in tanks are using anal douches?

Toph: I see uranium ore

Larxene: Uranium anal douche?

L has entered the room.

Toph: And a fresh whole rabbit

Zidane: there's also mousetraps.

Larxene: The guys in tanks are using irradiated anal douches?

L: ........ow.

Toph: No, just uranium in a jar.

Toph: What they do with it, I don't wanna know.

Larxene: XD Welcome back, L.

Zidane: Clearly their plan is to catch mice, use the anal douche and then insert the caught mice in their rectums.

 

Ed entered the room.

Nor: *HIPTHRUST OF DOOOOOOM*

Nor: oh. er.

Nor: hi there.

L: *covers eyes*

Ed: ... 0_o

Ed: H-hi.

 

Roark: roark passes on his legacy

Roark: the legacy of FUCKYEAH.

Rose has entered the room.

Great Mankini: Seaking?

Roark: SEAKING.

Great Mankini: FUCK YEAH

Roark: SEAKIP!?

Roark: MUDKING!?

Great Mankini: SO I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKINGS?! FUCK YEAH!

Roark: XDDD

Toph: XD

Toph: Hey there Rose~

Zidane: XD;;

Rose: wave

 

Wolf has entered the room.

Setine: LIKE GTFO RIGHT NAO

Setine: . . . HAY :D

Wolf: ...

**Wolf:***runs away crying*

Setine: MISSION COMPLETE

 

L has enetered the room.

Shiro: L I'M SORRYYYYYYYYY ;O;

L has left the room.

Shiro: ...

Shiro: well fuck that

 

Tifa has entered the room.

Toph: Tifa!

Shadow: And it's Shadow/Knuckles with Vouyer!Rouge

Toph: |DDDD

Tifa: ......

Tifa: what the hell have i walked into.

 

Zidane has entered the room.

Kristel: It's not that hard.

Norrington: Haha.

Kristel: ZAAAAAAAN

Kristel: Aahhahahaa

Mocha: let me stick my key in your ignition~

Zidane: KRISTEEEEL

Kristel: Zan, sorry to have you walk into that.

 

Ichigo has entered the room.

Toph: Hey there!

Ian: i'm all "hay wanna see a kewl trick" and i squirt rainbow cum from my nipples

Toph: XD

Dante: Ichigo!

Ian: ...Hi, Audrey.

Ichigo: ...Hello Ian.

 

Shiro: ...oh god why does one of the tracks on the death note soundtrack sound like "the cat came back" *dead*

Toph: XD

Toph: Shiro came back dead?

Norry: Because curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back?

Norry: *shot*

Shiro has left the room.

Norry:Shiro really did die.

Shiro has entered the room.

Toph: HAHAHA SHIRO IS DIE!

Toph: . . .

Shiro: :|

Toph: *hides*

Setine: . . .

Setine: . . .

Shiro: *CHEWS*

 

Miri entered the room.

Vivi: BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD DOESN'T IT

Laney: pnahb[hareh[nant

Shadow: *rides the Vivibike?*

Vivi: YOU NEED GENDERSWAP

Vivi: GET IT THE FUCK ON

Vivi: iyaaaann

Miri: ....

Laney: Hi Miri~

Vivi:lawl hi Miri.

 

Jack-mun has entered the room.

Miri: It's JESUS GOATSE

Setine: .. . .

Miri: you can't NOT click!

Jack: gah

Setine: . . .

Jack: *beats chat*

L: Where is your god now?

 

Psi has entered the room.

Balthier: I DEMAND BLOOD SACRIFICE

Balthier: ... heya, Psi.

Psi: ...

Balthier: 8D

 

Kurt has entered the room.

Miri: BABY EATER

Kurt: o.o

Balthier: ......

Miri: HOW COULD YOU ZAN

Zidane: . . .

Miri: --HI KURT

 

Mocha has entered the room.

Balthier: I DID TOO.

Balthier: I THREATENED YOU WITH ZOMBIE RAPE.

Miri: WE JUST TALKED ABOUT ZOMBIE SEX

Balthier: ..........

Panchito: ......................

Panchito: *applause*

 

Elena has entered the room.

Kadaj: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

Kadaj: GAY BAR

Kadaj: GAY BAR

Kadaj: GAY BAR GAY BAR

Elena has left the room.

Kadaj: ....................

 

Izzy has entered the room.

Tifa: YOU'RE THE ONE

Norry: space

Tifa: WHO SUGGESTED AN ORGY

Toph: (HAI IZZY!)

Tifa: ....hi, izzy.

Dante: YOU SAID YOU LIKE GUNPLAY

Iroh: (OH HAY)

Izzy: hello

Shuraiya: SHIPS

Izzy: orgy? .....

 

Jester has entered the room.

Vivi: Fagshrew

Vivi: Fagoqueen

Qapus: Fagslash

Norry: faglet

Qapus: Fagtrio?

Vivi: Wigglyfag

Qapus: ROFL

Norry: clefaggy

Vivi: Fagplume

Norry: ninefags

Vivi: Manfag

Norry: vulpfag

 

Miri has entered the room.

Miri: it's always weord whn i eskr up nsked

Bart: ...miri

Norry: miri, go back to bed.

Norry: XD

Miri: dotn rember getting undrsed

Bart: What have you been drinking?

Miri: lol xscissrs

Ed: Miri!

Toph: Basically milk free stuff

Miri: needs mre 61

Bart: Miri? Are you okay?

Miri has left the room.

Ed: ... Apparently not?

Vivi: ...

Toph: That was so weird

Bart: ...? What the fuck?

Vivi: ...what time is it there?

Vivi: anyone know?

Norry: How on earth did she type the chatroom name?

 

Saft has entered the room.

Godot: YEAH I LIVE IN A BUILDING WHERE MENTAL PATIENTS USED TO BE ABUSED. :B

Toph: :O

Toph: Hey Saft

Godot: That'd be a creepy thing to say, and I hope none of the people actually living there now know of the past lmfao

Saft: o.o Thankyou Godo...for that delightful introduction

 

Bart has entered the room.

Setine: The best euphemism for penis I ever saw

Setine: was "Dora, the Anal Explorer"

Setine: .... hay Bart

Bart: wow, I sure picked a good time to walk in

Kadaj: .....way to go to welcome people, Setine.

Bart: My dad is right behind me

 

Dante entered the room.

Dante: WOOHOO, I RETURN

Shiro: YOU.

Dante: YA

Shiro: *STABS*

Dante: .......................

Dante: *bleeeeeeeds to death*

Shiro: ^__^

Shiro: Have a nice day.

Dante: How?

Dante: This day has killed me.

 

Setine: BABY

Setine: DANTE IS BEING MEAN

Kadaj: what did she do now, sugar-pie?

Setine: ;_;

Setine: Dante: I SHOULD REQUEST DANTE/RUFUS ON THE KINK MEME AND FORCE YOU TO WRITE IT Dante: YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO

Setine: ;_; Make her stop.

Kadaj: Baby.

Kadaj: there is a simple solution to this.

Setine: W-What?

Dante has entered the room.

Kadaj: Trace her home address, chase her down, kidnap her, tie her up, use a ball-gag

Kadaj: and then you...

Kadaj: ...

Dante: What's she saying about -- that's not me, is it?

Toph: .........

Kadaj: ...er

 

Larx: Setine quite possibly has worse RTD than Roxas.

Larx: We should call it STD from now- wait. XD

Ten: XD

Miri: But -- I was just gonna say.

Phil: XDDD

Miri: XD

Miri: "YOU GAVE ME STD, SETINE"

Kadaj: STD

Kadaj: YES

L has entered the room.

Kadaj: I HAVE STD

L: Heyo, chat~

Kadaj: ...er

L: .......

Miri: ...*dead*

L: *offers a wipe*

Kadaj: it's not what it sounds like

Kadaj: o_O

 

Larxene has entered the room.

Luke: PUT THE PONOS IN THE VAGOO

Yuan: PROFIT

Luke: AND J-J-JAM IT IN

Yuan: ... HI LARX

Larxene: ... Hi

 

Luke has joined the chat

 

Luke: Hey bitches

Philo: Yo.

Luke: sup

Norry: She'd picked something from the dresser. It looked at first glance like a pair of flesh-colored, leather clad horns. I opened my eyes to see it clearly. It was a dildo in the form of two penises joined at the base with a single scrotum, so damned lifelike the cocks seemed to be moving of their own volition as she squeezed the soft massive scrotum the way a child would squeeze a rubber toy

Norry: I can't stop laughing

Norry: oh

Norry: my

Luke: ...

Norry: god

Ed: ...

Luke: Wow, I sure picked a hell of a time to pop in.

 

Larxene has entered the room.

Shiro: Do I need to pull out the DON'T FIST ANDROID GIRLS warning again?

Larxene: Hey guys, chat unbrok- what

Shiro: --hi Larx.

L: Yo~

Blackout: XD

Ramza: .......?

L: ......nice entrance

Shiro: I'll just. Be over here. Cringing in embarassment.

 

Tyrmer has joined the room.

Tyrmer: and im back

Miri: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hardy Boys and Trigun. The story should use rape as a plot device!

Tyrmer: ^o)

Tyrmer: well if u say so

 

Luke: ((I wonder if Kratos ever screamed "AAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" at one point))

Yuan: (Possibly!)

Jacky has joined the chat.

Luke:((If not while she was dying, then probably when he was orgasming.))

Jacky: [[ ... ]]

 

Ramza has entered the room.

L: "Boners-- you never see them coming"

Larxene: I was saying "I like that" to someone else!

Ramza: Is that a fact~?

L: Not quite WS either.

Ramza: ~

L: Man, that's convenient timing

Larxene: ... And the out-of-context page just spawned a spectacular entrance! I think that's a first

 

 

Jou has entered the room

Gaara: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO INFER FROM JUNO HAVING SEX DREAMS?!?!