Andrea and Kyah are spending some quality time as Renji and Rukia, CRACK!RP STYLE:

 

Andrea: My Renji app is like THIS CLOSE to being finished, but work's been getting in the way

Andrea: And also, uh, I might have been playing Star Ocean 4 and Tales of Vesperia in most of my free time

Kyah: 8DDDDDD

Andrea: XD

Kyah: Baww, RUKIA WANTS TO YELL AND PUNCH HER NOT!BROTHER FOR BEING ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF TRAINING. :3 

Andrea: DAMMIT, RUKIA 8| 

Kyah: YOU KNOW SHE LOVES YOU, RENJIIIIIIIII 

Andrea: GTFO OF MY INTERNET 

Andrea: BULLSHIT 

Andrea: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 

Andrea: >8( 

Kyah: ... ;; ARE YOU GONNA MAKE BUNNY CRY? 

Andrea: ...S-SHIT 

Andrea: DON'T CRY, BB 

Kyah: I'LL TELL BYA. 8| 

Andrea: I'M SORRY, I SUCK 

Andrea: PLZ TO BE FORGIVING ME? 

Andrea: Renji = so whipped 

Kyah: ...8D! OKAY. 

Andrea: OMG YAY 

Kyah: Good lord, all they need to do really is mention Bya to each other and everything kinda falls apart or hilarity ensues. XD 

Andrea: HE'S SCARY 8| 

Kyah: HE IS. D8 

Andrea: Renji will be all 8| when he finds out Bya is on the comm too 

Andrea: That will sort of break his brain 

Kyah: HAHAHAHAHAHA XDD OH YES, TO "MONITOR" ICHIGO AND STALK HIS LITTLE SIS. 

Andrea: BWAHAHAHA 

Andrea: THEN WE JUST NEED AN ORIHIME 

Kyah: Oh Christ, I WONDER HOW RENJI WILL BE IF HE EVER MET SHIRO. 8DDD ESPECIALLY SINCE SHIRO CHASED AFTER RUKIA IN HIS FIRST TEMPORARY BODY THING. 

Andrea: 8| 

Andrea: THAT FACE. FOREVER. 

Andrea: DOES RENJI HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? 

Kyah: XD Shiro's supposed to be making a few more appearances. IT'LL BE INTERESTING. 

Andrea: MUST. FINISH. APP. AND. GET. APPROVED. 

Kyah: APPARENTLY SO, CAUSE SHIRO'S A RETARD AND DOESN'T TAKE "NO" FOR AN ANSWER. 

Andrea: Renji will kick his ass for you, bunny 

Andrea: Or try, anyway 

Andrea: He'll probably lose instead 

Andrea: Cause that's what he does 

Andrea: 8( 

Kyah: Bunny will be happy forever. <3 BUT SHE WON'T WANT YOU TO GET KILLED, LIKE YOU ALMOST DID WITH NII-SAMA. D8 

Andrea: Y-YEAH, THAT WAS DUMB 

Andrea: BUT HE DID IT FOR HER, SO THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 

Andrea: GOD, RENJI, YOU SUCK 

Kyah: YES. ;~; HE DID IT AS A PROMISE FOR HIMSELF, TO SAVE HER SINCE HE WAS AN ASSHOLE BEFORE. 8D 

Andrea: FFFF THAT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT 

Andrea: YOU HAVE TO TAKE SOME OF THE BLAME TOO 

Andrea: YOU COULD HAVE PICKED UP A PHONE, RUKIA 

Kyah: 8| AND GET IN EVEN MORE TROUBLE? 

Kyah: I DIDN'T WANT ICHIGO OR ANYONE TO GET INVOLVED. 

Andrea: FFFFF, ICHIGO CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF 

Kyah: I KNOW, I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT FOR MY ACTIONS, GDIT. 

Andrea: BECAUSE THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL 8| 

Kyah: OH SHUT UP RENJI. >B| *punches* 

Andrea: OUCH. DAMN IT, BITCH. 

Kyah: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF ME, MORON. 

Andrea: OH, GO SLEEP IN A CLOSET. 

Kyah: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I WOULD, BUT NII-SAMA DEMANDED A BETTER ROOM FOR ME FROM ICHIGO, SO HAHA NO. 

Andrea: AT LEAST YOU GET A ROOM. 

Andrea: I GET TO BE URAHARA'S BITCH AND SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT. 

Kyah: FFFFFFFFFFFF AHAHAHAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU THEN, DOESN'T IT. 

Andrea: ...YOU'RE THE WORST NOT!SISTER EVER 

Kyah: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, AND YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. <33333 

Andrea: ... 

Andrea: ... 

Andrea: ... 

Andrea: YES. 

Andrea: DAMN IT.

 

 

Shannon: i'll open the contact post, because lj is still being a cock and a half

 

Cyn: ???

 

Elata: it's that extra hald causing the problem

 

 

Elata: half even

 

 

Shannon: no notifs

 

 

Shannon: exactly

 

 

Shannon: or the missing half

 

 

Shannon: depending on your preferences

 

 

Elata: lj is TWO cocks?

 

 

Shannon: well

 

 

Shannon: it might be okay if it WERE two cocks

 

 

Shannon: if might be okay if it were one

 

 

Shannon: but a cock and a half is just wrong

 

 

 

While watching this...

 

Kat: THIS S-LINK AIN'T RIGHT SON

 

 

Elata: man I wish I knew what they were saying

 

 

Kat: SOMETHING AWKWARD

 

 

Kat: EVERYTHING

 

 

Kat: IS AWKWARD ON THE MOON

 

 

Kat: WHERE THIS MOONSPEAK COMES FROM

 

 

Elata: ...

 

 

Kat: BECAUSE IT'S THE MOON LANGUAGE

 

 

Kat: OF THE MOON

 

 

Elata: WAIT, WHERE DID YOU SAY IT COMES FROM?

 

 

Kat: THE MOON, RETARD. THE MOON

 

 

And then

 

Kat: ...I feel awkward even without knowing what they're saying

 

 

Kat: With Adachi, it can never be good

 

 

Kat: ...

 

 

Kat: HE'S FUCKING STALKING HIM INTO THE LIBRARY

 

 

Kat: THAT'S A BAD TOUCH

 

 

Elata: HAAHHAHA DOJIMA SOUNDS FUCKING HILARIOUS

 

 

Elata: oh lmfao Adachi is at Junes while they're all shopping

 

 

Kat: ADACHI IS EVERYWHERE

 

 

Kat: HOW

 

 

Elata: MOON MAGIC

 

 

 

Elata: ...wait I was brbing

 

 

Kat: Yes you were

 

 

Emeryl Tekutsu: BRB, DINNER

 

 

Kat: I'M SO LONELY

 

 

SO LONELY

 

 

SO LONELY AND SADLY ALONE

 

 

THERE'S NO BODY

 

 

I CAN RELATE TO

 

 

SITTING ON MY LITTLE THRONE

 

 

I'M THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST

 

 

MOST PHYSICALLY FIT

 

 

BUT NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO REALIZE IT

 

 

WHEN I CHANGE THE WORLD MAYBE THEY'LL NOTICE ME

 

 

BUT UNTIL THEN

 

 

I'LL JUST BE LONELY

 

 

LITTLE LONELY

 

 

POOR LITTLE ME

 

 

Elata: I have just sat here for the past minute

 

 

laughing at you

 

 

Kat: YOU BITCH

 

 

Elata: HAHAHAHAHAH

 

 

Kat: YOU HUGE BITCH

 

 

Elata: <3

 

 

 

Kat: Have you ever built a model of a molecule in your science class?

 

 

Elata: uhhhh, yeah

 

 

Kat: I LOVE THOSE THINGS

 

 

Kat: AND I WANT TO BUY A SET

 

 

Kat: THEY'RE TOO FUCK

 

 

Kat: FUN

 

 

Kat: ...

 

Kat: I said fun

Ruthi: he was ~protecting peter's innocence~ okay

Ruthi: because he was peter was going to pussy out anyway

Ruthi: like a pussy

Khat: ...that's generally how you pussy out.

Khat: Unless it's like a boss.