You got a problem? Blame it on Arkham from Devil May Cry 3. After all, it is all his fault.

Failed a test? ARKHAM'S FAULT. Killed your pet? ARKHAM SENT A DEMON TO MAKE YOU DO IT. Your low alcohol tolerance? ARKHAM'S FAULT. Devil May Cry 2? TOTALLY ARKHAM'S FAULT. Lady never getting any tail until Dark? TOTALLY ARKHAM'S FAULT, although that opens up all new levels of creepy.

Please add more as you see fit. If you don't, that's also Arkham's fault.

Macro courtesy of DC-mod.

This short-lived meme spawned from this thread.