Possibly one of the crackiest things to come out of the AIM chatroom. Best explained with the following huge-ass log, slightly edited for ease of reading and cause it was so big and names changed so as not to confuse people with AIM sign-in names...

Demyx: LIVE CHAT LIVE

Roxas: *pokes*

Saix: *prods it*

Saix: ...

Demyx: ...

Roxas: ...

Demyx: :DDD

Saix: ...

Demyx: *hits it with a sitar*

Roxas: o_O

Saix: Hn.

Sora: *chat shifts uncomfortably*

Roxas: ...Hi chat.

Demyx: XD

Saix: ......

Demyx: Chat: RAWR. *eats us all*

Saix: ... Excuse me?

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ...What?

Demyx: I think the chat just ate us, man.

Saix: ...all of us?

Demyx: ...yeah.

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ...Right.

Saix: Well then.

Demyx: Yup.

Demyx: *pokes stomach wall*

Roxas: ...

Saix: ...

Demyx: ...

...

Sora: CHHHHAAAATT

Roxas: RAwr.

Sora: =[

Roxas: *pats*

Saix: *bludgeons it into life?*

Demyx: We're inside it, remember?

Demyx: That might not be a good idea.

Saix: Oh yes.

Saix: ...it would be entertaining.

Sora: we cant force it to live

Sora: =[

Saix: So instead... it's going to die with us inside of it?

Sora: we've got to break out!

Saix: ... Suggestions?

Demyx: ...

Demyx: Make it throw up?

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ...Gross.

Demyx: :P

Roxas: ...What?

Demyx: It IS gross.

Saix: ... I've always wanted to be vomitted. >>;

Demyx: Maybe we could put...pepper or something on its tongue?

Sora: it's dead

Saix: ...

Demyx: Or that syrup stuff that makes you throw up.

Sora: it wouldnt sneeze

Roxas: ...

Demyx: Iepeac or something like that.

...

Sora: so no ones attacks are working?

Sora: let's make a camp then

Roxas: ...

Youji: ...No.

Sora: =\

Roxas: ...I am not camping inside a whale.

Sora: fine

Sora: then we starve

Roxas: ...

Sora: we're in a chat

Demyx: ...

Sora: and it's dead

Saix: ...

Demyx: The chat is a whale.

Roxas: It's monstro.

Demyx: No.

Roxas: Yes.

Roxas: It is.

Demyx: Chatstro.

Roxas: ...

Roxas: Dot dot DOT.

Sora: chatstro

Demyx: Yup.

Roxas: ...

Rxas: Wow.

Roxas: ...

Saix: *not a part of this convo, thanks*

Sora: so we're stuck in a big dead chat

Sora: greeaaattt

Demyx: Well.

Roxas: ...If you came up with a name, can't you come up with an escape plan?

Saix: XD

Demyx: We could give it a phoenix down.

Sora: .. can't you >__>

Sora: I could cast curaga?

Demyx: Okay, right after I give it a phoenix down!

Demyx: *GIVES CHATSTRO A PHOENIX DOWN*

Sora: but I wanna cast curaga!

Saix: You just wanted to do that, didn't you? >>

Sora: T__T

Sora: *pouts*

Saix: .....

Demyx: then cast it already!

Demyx: Before it dies again!

Sora: *CURAGA*

Sora: .. did it work?

Saix: Blinding. oXo

Demyx: ...*pokes the side of chat's stomach* *gets that horrible, horrible shiver effect ergh*

Demyx: IT LIVES.

Sora: good, blinding will get it's attention

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ...Gross.

Saix: ...

Sora: NOW WE CAN GET SNEEZED OUT

Roxas: ...

Saix: Wonderful.

Sora: who's got pepper?

Demyx: ...not me. D:

Roxas: ...Why would any of us have pepper?

Sora: arrgghh

Saix: <<

Demyx: You're the one with the million pockets, Sora, check them. D:

Sora: demyx, you could sprinkle water on it?

Sora: *checks pockets*

Demyx: It's full of watery...stuff already.

Demyx: It's a mouth.

Demyx: Or a stomach.

Sora: *finds some scissors, and some modeling clay*

Demyx: ...

Roxas: ...

Sora: *sooome, keyblade polisher O_o*

Roxas: ...

Saix: ... *snort*

Sora: *a picture of riku..*

Roxas: ...

Saix: ...

Demyx: Along with the keyblade polisher, huh?

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ......

Roxas: *walks away*

Sora: *a strand of kairis hair*

Sora: *SALT!*

Sora: HEY!

Demyx: (where are you walking away? We're kind of stuck here.)

Sora: >___>

Roxas: (Into a wall)

Roxas: (To. Headwall.)

Demyx: Wall: *shudder*

Sora: would salt work?

Sora: Ewwww, Roxas.

Demyx: Salt might work!

Riku: salty

Saix: *has claimed this section, thank you, Roxas*

Saix: ...

Sora: your head is all gooey now

Sora: =\

Demyx: DUMP IT ON THE TONGUE!

Roxas: ...You guys are crazy.

Sora: *dumps salt on tongue*

Saix: *agrees*

Demyx: We're trying to get out.

Roxas: ...

Demyx: Do you two wanna be the Men In Black In A Chatwhale for the rest of your lives? Huh?

Sora: *tongue moves*

Saix: ...

Roxas: ...Excuse me?

Sora: *falls over*

Demyx: YOU HEARD ME

Demyx: *falls over too*

Roxas: *a;ldkfalsd*

Saix: *hovers* >X>

Sora: WAIT!

Sora: LOOK!

Roxas: ...

Saix: ...?

Sora: pepper form McDonalds!

Roxas: .....

Saix: ...

Demyx: *looks?*

Sora: *hands to demyx*

Demyx: *eyes thoughtfully. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.*

Demyx: *throws into the air* :D

Roxas: .................

Saix: ....

Saix: *stare*

Roxas: *stares too, wtf*

Sora: =]

Sora: *..WAITS*

Demyx: Chatwhale: ....*harrumphs*

Saix: ........

Roxas: ........

Sora: Us : *harrumphs*?

Saix: *doesn't, thank you*

Sora: WE'RE GONNA DIE IM TOO YOUNG

Roxas: ...

Sora: T____T

Roxas: ...

Demyx: Chatstro: (shut up, chatwhales make weird noises)

Demyx: Chatstro: *SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

Sora: *into the air*

Roxas: *...wtf*

Demyx: *wheeee~*

Saix: *wtf indeed*

Sora: *flipping in air*

Roxas: *we seem to be agreeing more than usual Saix*

Demyx: *lands on top of the chatwhale* :D

Sora: look I can fly!

Demyx: IT WOOOORKED.

Sora: *lands on top of chatwhale too*

Sora: OH YEAAAH

Roxas: *...lands?*

Demyx: *high fives Sora* WE ROCK.

Saix: *yes, it's mildly disturbing*

Roxas: ...

Sora: WE GOT OUUTT*high five*

Sora: *happy dance*

Saix: ...

Roxas: ...

Roxas: ...You guys are nuts.

Sora: we got out though, didn't we?

...

Demyx: All: *rides on chatwhale through the ocean blue into the HAPPY RPING SUNSET*

Sora: XDD

Roxas: .....................

Sora: WOOT THAT WAS FUN

Roxas: ...I'm out.

Roxas: *portals out*

Sora: HEY

Sora: WHY DIDNT YOU DO THAT IN THERE??

Roxas: ...

Saix: *is not riding anywhere with you, IX, certainly not to McDonalds*

Sora: >___>

Saix: ...

Roxas: ...

Saix: ...

Roxas: ...

Saix: ...

Roxas: ...

Demyx: Because chatwhales are anti-portal.

Saix: ...

Demyx: DUH.

Roxas: ...

Sora: O___o

Sora: o rly?

Demyx: Ya rly.

Sora: no wai.

Roxas: ...

Saix: ... ... ...

Demyx: Yes wai!

Roxas: .........

Demyx: TRUFAX

Sora: WTF SRSLY?

...

Sora: this is lame

Roxas: ...Whatever.

Roxas: ...

Sora: *keyblades somethign random*

Saix: ...

Roxas: ...

Demyx: Chatstro: D:<

Roxas: ..........

Sora: HAH!

Demyx: Chatstro: (THAT WAS MY FIN, SORA)

Sora: PAYBACK

Demyx: Chatstro: *swallows again*

Sora: NOOOEEESSS

Demyx: WHY DID YOU DOOOO THAT.

Sora: I WAS BORED.

Sora: >___>

Demyx: *pokes* D:

Sora: *uses godly powers to beam us back onto land*

Sora: >__>

Sora: <__<

Roxas: ...

Roxas: Sora.

Sora: shh

Demyx: ...

Roxas: ...You are not God.

Demyx: No.

Sora: THEN WHYRE WE STILL ALIVE?

Sora: HUH?

Roxas: ...

Demyx: Because you godmoded.

Sora: T___T

Demyx: Godmoding =/= god.

Roxas: Has nothing to do with you being diving.

Demyx: Diving?

Roxas: *DIVINE

Roxas: ...Shut up.

Sora: lmao

You knew we were all insane when you joined.