Seeing as Skittles' List was getting out of date... the ones that still apply have been added to with a heaping helping of late night chat. And now, Ducky's List.

1. Tieria is not a pretty, pretty princess.

2. Nor is Nero a queen. Not even a Red Queen.

3. I am not to tell Lady that it's her dad's fault she can't get laid.

4. Not allowed to gather all the community's megalomaniacs, villains, etc. and plot to take over the community

5. Inviting Pedobear to the party was not funny nor appreciated.

6. Holly Short does not have a pot of gold, nor can she show me where one is

7. I am not allowed to hack the community's interface, for fear of SHODAN's wrath Tieria

8. Replacing L's cake with salad is not funny. Not even Caesar salad.

9. Yes, it's his natural hair color. No, he will not prove it to you.

10. I will not ask Lulu, Tsunade, Tifa, Rangiku, or anyone of a similar... build why they don't fall face first when they walk

11. Kariya is not interested in your special lollipop.

12. The Elementalist is an ordinary Lesser Nobody and I am not to speculate otherwise when Larxene is present.

13. I am not to ask Shiro how many lives he has left

14. Helicopters are for flying, not fucking. Unless you're Eros XD

15. If Nine and Ten have sex, it is technically considered masturbation.

16. Ducks are awesome.

17. For the last time, the name doesn't mean anything. It's certainly not a front for a vast conspiracy to- I've said too much.

18. I will not send Ed two hundred crates of milk cartons anonymously

19. Rocket launchers are not sex toys, and I should not attempt to use them as such.

20. Potions do not cure everything

21. While "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it!" is an accurate description of sex, it is not appropriate to post it in BIG TEXT at a younger member who hasn't had the Talk yet. ... Or one who has.

22. If any two characters exist, they will be shipped, regardless of fandom, gender, race, or third dimention

23. I will not make a cracking whip sound effect whenever Kyon passes by to do something for Haruhi. He likes it. :3

24. Tieria is not the community bicycle. Nobody has had a ride. Except SHODAN.

25. Announcing to the community in large sparkly letters that someone you know got laid last night is inappropriate. This means you, Larxene.

26. If I value my virginity in the least, I will not make gay jokes within hearing range of Shino.

27. Everyone faps to Kinkmeme. Even your mom.

28. Making "your mom" jokes at Kadaj, Lady, Dante, Gaara, etc. is not nice.

29. Never accept candy from Orochimaru. NEVER.

30. lol!Gallifrey, lol!Rose, and lol!Master are rude regardless as to which Doctor you say them to.

31. Neji and Hinata are not blind, and cannot sing like Ray Charles.

32. Asking them to look through Hinata's or any other woman's clothing and describe what they see is not appropriate.

33. Ukon tells the best bedtime stories in chat. You will be in it, even if you hate it.

33a. Ninety-nine percent of the time, you will always be gay in them.

34. There will be no sexuality jokes about Squalo's name.

34a. A Superbi Squalo translates as; Super bisexual shark. Don't ask.

35. SHODAN and GLaDOS are not having wild lesbian AI sex, and if I must spread such filthy rumors, I am to do so offline.

36. GLaDOS' cake is not a lie

37 Juno/Tostitos OTP

37a. Gaara is always allowed in for a threesome.

38. Never ever say you're bored in chat in front of certain chat members.

39. I will not ask Gai for a speedsuit

40. Chat and IC Chat are lovers. Trufax.

41. I will not play with Aikka's ears simply because they are long and floppy.

42. Abortion jokes directed at Juno are not appropriate.

43. Singing "What What In The Butz" to Larry is not appropriate.

43a. I'm not allowed to send him a video of it anonymously either.

44. Gaara needs more sex. 8l

44a. But Kankuro needs more.

44.b. Ukon says Gaara needs drugs.

44.c. Gaara is curious about drugs and it's all Ukon's fault.

45. There's always kinkmeme.

46. I will not play "I Wanna Take You To a Gay Bar" whenever Phoenix and Edgeworth walk into the same room

46a. Or Shino and Kiba.

46b. Or any other confirmed or suspected homosexual pairing

47. Edgeworth does not wear pink.

48. Not to attempt to destroy the world ever again.

49. I am not L.

49a. Or Kira.

50. I will not replace Godot's coffee with decaf

51. I heard you like modkips.

52. Kisame cannot impregnate Tobi.

53. Not to insinuate that Maraich is secretly a dickgirl.

53a. Neither is Tieria.

53b. Nor is any other androgynous male

54. Otogakure family is a fucked up happy family.

55. Not allowed to hack Axel's journal to play "Ice Ice Baby" in the background.

55a. "Burnin' Up" isn't allowed either, even if the Jonas Brothers do kind of sound like Jesse McCartney.

55b. "Burn Baby Burn" either.

55c. That said, hacking Kankuro's journal to have a purple background is A-OK.

56. It's Tieria Erde, not Princess Tiara.

57. Shino is not a platypus.

58. CHLOE IS AN GENIUS.

59. Tsunade and Jiraiya do not need to get married in Vegas.

60. Juno is not amused by virgin vampire hunters.

61. Mikaela will talk to all the robots on the comm. Whether they like it or not.

62. Sougo Okita believes Tamaki Suou is a pervert. He has proof. He'll arrest Tamaki one day...

63. Chloe will lose her virginity.

63a. Eventually.

63b. It will not be to you.

64. I will not break the fourth wall

64a. Juno is excused from this.

65. Prince Lui does not care about your goddamn cat. He only cares about your boobs. Pics or GTFO

66. MUGEN IS AN ASSHOLE. >8D

67. I will not ask Mrs. Lovett what she puts inn her pies

67a. Lest I wind up in one

67b. Nor will I make obscene jokes using the word "pie".

67c. Or 'Lovett'

68. YOU ARE MELON LORD.

69. SEEEEEEEEX

69. EVERYONE IS HAVING SEX. Especially the gay kind

70. Yes, there are two 69s. Deal.

71. You will, at some point, stay up until unholy hours of the morning talking in OOC chat. Resistance is futile.

71a. Possibly even for 2 days straight

72. You will say "ILU" at least once everyday to another mun/

72a. You will mean it

73. We even ship the OOC muns.

73a Ship Anyone/LOSE THE GAME and you win!

74. Chat is full of surprises

75. Gaara and Khat are brothers. Despite there gender.

76. We ship everyone 8l.

76a. not true.

77. Lesbians do not exist outside of the mystical "Kink Meme."

77a. No, seriously. Larxene totally wasn't teaching Lady erotic secrets when she was living in her house for a week. ... Note to self: Request that.

78. The Game. You lost it.

78a. Khat loses the game 10 times more often than everyone else. This is scientific fact.

79. We are all afraid of Toph. IC and OOC.

79a. IC she is known as Melon Lord, though.

79b. Except Gaara. 8l His sand techniques > Toph's sand powers.

80. Juno is in fact a kraken from the sea.

81. Giant Squid/Kraken otp

82. GAARA-MUN LIKES TO GROPE...AND STEAL BRAS.

83. No matter how many classes Jay takes, he will always be a skeevey womanizing stoner.

84. 8V

84a. 8W <-- This is a mutant duck.

85. Eighty five isn't good enough for DDD.

86. La Vie Boheme vs. Bohemian Rhapsody as far as chat sing alongs go, the verdict is still out

87. Emmy skips numbers so she doesn't take anyone elses spot

87b. And Khat skips letters.

88. All your base are belong to us

88a. And we set you up the bomb.

89. This. Is. Sparda.

89a. Or Sparta

89b. Or Marta

89c. This may also be Caketown.

89d. Ohshi-

89e. This is CHAT. or DRAMA.

90. There will be no letter after e in the rules.

90a. O RLY?

90b. Ya rly.

90c. O RLY??

90d. supposely

90e.NO WAI

90f. :o

90g. 8B

90h. You all fail.

91. You are the weakest link. Good-bye.

92. It has been made possible to shit kittens. Ask Ukon.

93. Piss Shino off and he will bug rape you.

93a. Ask Tobi. It's not pleasant.

94. Shino is the proud father of Kiba's kittens. Congratulating him, however, is not appropriate.

95. House and Ukon have figured out that there is a Cancer of Shitting people. Don't say we didn't tell you

96. Chloe is the tallest mun. Ask ANYONE.

97. Toph has a scary temper. 8l

98. Shugo is Juugo. Or is it Juugo is Shugo? We'll never know.

99. will not click any of the links that Luke links in OOC chat.

99a. At least not if I value my eyes

99b. Or my childhood

100. 8VVVVVVVVVVVV

101. Dalmations

102. Dalmations: The Sequel.

103. That dog was a whore

103a. That dog, for the record, was not Kiba or Akamaru.

103b. Except that it was. 8l

104. it was a classy and beautiful dog, shut your hussy mouth

105. It's already had two litters of 100 puppies, but she's going at it again

105b. By this time they're walking out of her uterus with a job and a mortgage going, "thanks for the lift, mom"

106. Kankuro needs to get laid.

106a. Kankuro is working on it.

106b. He is the last virginal sibling.

107. DONT POKE YOUR STITCHES CHRISTOPHER

108. Chat is grossed out by Chris.

108a. Shugo is not grossed out somewhat...except when it comes to wien-stories.

109. I will not steal House's cane. This is not funny.

110. We should be commemorating the people that were here offering up these rules, but we're too busy talking about stitches.

111. 8========D~~~~~~~~~~

112. Cox is just as cool as House, but he doesn't have a limp

113. Shino and Kiba will not have gay sex in the IC chat. Lest they be posted about in RP!S again.

113a. Ukon wishes Kiba and Shino would stop having sex nextdoor.

113b. For the record, we are not targetting gay sex-ers. Straight sex will not be performed in the IC chat either.

113d. I object. I want pr0nz.

114. KENYANS

114a. POWERSPAWNINGBABIES!

114b. 400 HUNDRED BABIES

115. This one is not about ninjas or gays.

115a. Only by name.

115b. That doesn't count

116. VAGINA DENTATA

117. French Toast

117a. WAFFLES

117b. it is good.

117c. Oh my, someone has put a logo right over my face

117d. >:| Yes. Take a hint, Mrs. Butterworth or whatever the hell your name is.

117e. jk jk ILU~

118. Need moar cosplay.

119. What do you get when you mix the movie 300 with this? LOTS OF POT.

120. Even as we compile this list, half of us are fapping

120a. Emmy just finished

120b. Yes. I did. it was good. Yay, Macrophilia.

121. Despite common belief, OOC chat has the ability to talk seriously about stuff. Most of it involves Barrack Obama, God, and how much other people suck

122. I will not list rules when Toph is trying to get the numbering straight.

123. ABC IT'S EASY AS 123 AS SIMPLE AS DO RE MI

124. NANANANANANANANA CHAT MANNN!

124a. WHUT?! WHERE?!

124b. The ceiling. The shadows. Toph.

124c. Oh wait, it's a sekrit

125. We have to confuse Tophie on purpose.

126. Bertie Wooster is Awesome

126a. Bertie Wooster looks like House.

126b. Bertie Wooster x House x Emmy = Ultimate Threesome

127. FF.Net confuses everyone

127a. AFF.net is even more confusing.

127b. MediaMinor sucks. Sorry.

128. AFF.net arouses everyone

128a. But only if you're eighteen or older! >:|

128b. Unless you're not. ;3

129. You can ship virtually any of the Doctor Who cast present and chances are they're already playing it out.

129a. Including Ten/Chloe

129b. BUT WUT BOUT BENDER

129c. Nevermind. I'd take Ten over him anyday, damn he's hot

130. Naked Twister: Cruise control for buttsecks.

131. Bender is the only one allowed to make gay jokes around Shino and walk away without being bugraep'd

131a. This is because Bender's gay jokes are lulzy.

131b. and is also because Bender isn't really homophobic, he just hates everyone

131c. Also: Rainbow Train. Next stop. Your boyfriend's rectum. This is, in fact, relevent.

132. Rickrolls are the highest form of flattery

133 No. It is not Bender from Futurama. Breakfast Club > Futurama

133a. Lies. 8l

133b. GTFO

133c. BITE ME.

134. THERE IS NO SPOON.

134a. There is, however, a spork.

135. Binary binary binary binary binary binary I'M OKAY

135a. 2

135b. Awwww, donna

136. Silky bras FTW.

136a. This rule is not for the "men" of DDD to look at. GTFO!

137. Remind people about Activity Check. So remind yourself. Remind your friends. Remind chat. And remind your cat. Remind the ducks as well.

138. How's My Driving has driven some to suicide. Beware of it.

139. Do not take ducks from your neighborhood park home as pets, no matter how much you love DramaDramaDuck.

139a. The zoo, however, is another story.

139b. Also: There are no ducks on DDD. Your character will be shot for asking about it.

140. 139 was gay

140a. WAS NOT. DDDDDDDDDDD8

140b. Was too.

140c. Was not. :l

141. Gisborne is hot. No, he's really, really hot.

141a. That much leather should be illegal, it's so sexy

142. GAARA-MUN MUST BAAAAAAAAW AT LEAST ONCE PER CHATROOM.

142a. It's a miracle we haven't shot her for it already.

142b. D8<

142c. *SHOOTS*

142d. Uh oh. Too late.

142e: *REVIVES AND SAND RAPES WITH A VENGEANCE*

143. Whine Moar. This is a general statement, but I do mean you.

143a. You broke the e rule.

143b. We did that a long time ago. MOVING ALONG!

144. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for U and me. N is for N E where and N E time at all, down here in the deep blue sea

144a. F IS FOR FIRE BURN DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS, N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS, HERE IN THE DEAP BLUE SEA

144b. There will never. Be. A Spongebob on DDD. Khat will shoot you for doing so.

144c. Gaara-mun will help Khat in the shooting.

145. Ukon has usurped Khat. Now Ukon loses the game all the time. 8l

145a. Ukon could care less about the game

146. Yes, it is bigger on the inside.

147. Size matters

147a. It's not the size of the TARDIS it's the motion of the Vortex.

147b. That is the nerdiest euphamism ever.

148. Yuki has crabs

149. Please exit the vehicle, bringing all carry on items and extranious clothing with you as you exit.

150. I shall not refer to Skype as the 'Bananaphone' and it is wrong to do so

150a. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.

150b. But you can sing it when someone joins in a conference call

151. Motoko and Tieria are not identical fraternal twins.

152. Axel does not have a bun in the oven.

153. I am not to offer Larxene free breast implants ever again.

154. Roxas does not need help realizing his fantasies.

154a. Not even in italics.

155. I am never to tell Axel to get over Roxas.

156. I am not allowed to ask Rufus ShinRa if his ego protected him from the Sister Ray.

157. I am not to click on anything Miri links ever again.

158. Axel and Roxas are not looking to purchase a new king size bed.

159. You did not make that up in ___ land where you fuck your _______.

160. Not allowed to ask Kadaj if he loves his mommy.

160a. Nor Ichigo or Ed if he loves his daddy.

161. Not allowed to ask if Ed's ride of choice is Mustang

162. Ed does not ride his Mustang all night long.

163. Cuddy does not wish to tell you whether she fucked Greg yet.

164. I should not give Kadaj a box with the word JENOVA scribbled on it.

165. I will not give Axel's hips a polygraph test. They do not lie.

166. I am not to imply that a kooshball is a small fuzzy object.

167. Ed is not too short to type.

168. Ed is not too short to type.

169. It is never Goofy Time.

170. I will quit asking who tops.

171. I did not bring Sexy back.

172. The words "snakes" and "Sora" are not to be used in the same sentence ever again.

173. Sending Nobodies boxes of heart-shaped candies is not funny.

174. I am not to mention the possibility of Larxene ever having children.

175. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone capable of crashing a moon into my planet/summoning Meteor/throwing buildings at me/etc.

176. Albel does not want to pet the pretty dragon.

177. I am not allowed to ask Rufus ShinRa why he kept Jenova in his lap for so long, nor to imply that the two of them had a relationship

178. I will not lose nights of sleep in favor of DDD.

179. I am not allowed to pitch erectile disfunction drugs at Ed.

180. I did not bring Sexy back.

181. We will never, ever, ever, mention how things happen in DDD.