Where Yunalesca has a whole religon and you never have a nipple incident because of the cold.

The game with a depressing ending and a horrible entertaining but... interestingly characterized sequel.

What to say about FFX? XD Uhm... It's the story of effeminate jock named Tidus who pouts about his drunken, abusive father a lot. (Incidentally, his father looks a lot like a shirtless Jack Sparrow.) Yadda yadda, gets sucked forward a thousand years, weird stuff happens, he finds out his hometown is a crumbled old ruin and he whines a bunch. He also gets to make out with Yuna. which is totally unfair as she could do way better oh come on, Tidus may have no fashion sense but he's kind of adorable.

Tidus' best friend is an old drunk named Auron whose arm seems to be permanently broken except when he's fighting, and his inner child accuses him of crying on a regular basis.

As said above, FFX made a stab at a sequel (a sequel within a sequel) called, aptly, FFX-2, with a story apparently taken straight from fanfiction.net. This game concentrated on Yuna's complete mental 360, with her going from shy and reserved and severly rapeable to spontaneous and giggly, and for some reason, she gets pistols. This game tried to be lots of things, but can't quite live up to its predecessor.

The only cool part of this game is Vegnagun, which in all is about the sweetest looking badguy robot thing ever.

Oh come on, the battle system was better than FFX's.

Yunalesca ... no.