Another epic chat epiphany led to cake, a hunt, and story about how cake!mod Norry became... the Prince of Toph's Stomach? O_o
Norry (12:13:53 AM): .... *n-non existent ;D;*
Amy (12:13:53 AM): THE MOD IS A LIE
Norry (12:14:01 AM): oshi
Norry (12:14:06 AM): listen, you werenβt supposed to find out about this
Norry (12:14:12 AM): butβ¦
Norry (12:14:14 AM): I'm a piece of cake.
Janella (12:14:18 AM): .........................................
Amy (12:14:19 AM): LIE
Norry (12:14:21 AM): a piece of cake with hands.
Toph (12:14:26 AM): ...:O
Janella (12:14:29 AM): .....................................................................
Toph (12:14:40 AM): LIE!MOD
Toph (12:14:47 AM): *pulls out a spork*
Fluff (12:14:47 AM): LIESSSSS
Guy (12:14:52 AM): SCANDALOUS
Fluff (12:14:53 AM): adghfjhdjh;lkhlk
[Cue 4 pages of chasing, screaming, caek tears, being partially eaten, fake identities and some remorse.]
Norry (12:20:54 AM): wait wait
Norry (12:20:55 AM): wait
Norry (12:20:56 AM): i have
Amy (12:20:57 AM): WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
Norry (12:21:00 AM): a dying wish
Norry (12:21:04 AM): *cough cough*
Toph (12:21:08 AM): ............
Janella (12:21:12 AM): What is it, love?
Norry (12:21:31 AM): I want to tell you β¦
Norry (12:21:33 AM): a story.
Amy (12:21:44 AM): story?
Guy (12:21:44 AM): S-STORYTIME
Amy (12:21:48 AM): *SITS*
Guy (12:21:49 AM): *CLASPS HANDS*
Norry (12:21:53 AM): Everyone gather around the half eaten cakemod
Amy (12:21:58 AM): *holding punched Toph*
Toph (12:22:05 AM): ..........>|
Norry (12:22:08 AM): and let me tell you a story
Guy (12:22:15 AM): @v@
Norry (12:22:15 AM): all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
Norry (12:22:21 AM): I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
Amy (12:22:24 AM): ..........
Norry (12:22:28 AM): I'll tell you how I became the prince of Toph's stomach.
Guy (12:22:32 AM): .......YOUR STORY IS A LIE
Toph (12:22:41 AM): :3
Amy (12:22:42 AM): WILL SMITH?
Fluff (12:22:43 AM): oh shi-
Amy (12:22:43 AM): WHAR?
Norry (12:22:44 AM): In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is m-- YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
Guy (12:23:01 AM): ;A;
Norry (12:23:04 AM): Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
Norry (12:23:10 AM): and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
Norry (12:23:27 AM): when a couple of girls said you're up to no good
Norry (12:23:33 AM): started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
Norry (12:23:42 AM): I got halfway eaten and my waifu got scared
Norry (12:23:49 AM): and said you're movin' with your uncle and auntie to Toph's stomach
Norry (12:23:57 AM): :|
Toph (12:23:58 AM): .......
Amy (12:24:07 AM): Brilliant
Norry (12:24:17 AM): I whistled for a spork and when it came near
Norry (12:24:28 AM): the handle said 'fresh' and it had dice... somewhere.
Toph (12:24:32 AM): *pulls out spork again*
Norry (12:24:34 AM): if anything, I could say this spork was rare
Yuan (12:24:43 AM): ....
Norry (12:24:44 AM): but I thought now, forget it, yo homes to Tophβs stomach!
Yuan (12:24:48 AM): What did I come back to?
Norry (12:24:52 AM): I pulled up to her mouth about seven or eight
Norry (12:24:58 AM): and I yelled to the spork, yo homes, smell ya later!
Amy (12:25:01 AM): cake mod!
Norry (12:25:04 AM): I looked at her teeth, i was finally there
Norry (12:25:12 AM): To settle in my throne as the prince of Toph's stomach.
Norry (12:25:15 AM): Fin.
Norry (12:25:17 AM): *Dies.*
Amy (12:25:22 AM): *claps*
Fluff (12:25:22 AM): SHIT SUX.
Guy (12:26:03 AM): ............WORST STORY EVER.
Guy (12:26:05 AM): 8|
Norry (12:26:08 AM): I WILL
Norry (12:26:10 AM): SMACK YOU IN YOUR FACE
Amy (12:26:10 AM): Because this cake....
Norry (12:26:12 AM): SO FUCKING HARD
Amy (12:26:12 AM): IS A LIE
Norry (12:26:14 AM): DO YOU HEAR ME?
Norry (12:26:16 AM): DO YOU HEAR ME?
Janella (12:26:35 AM): *just sits in the corner and cries now, thanks*
Guy (12:26:35 AM): I'LL BE GOOD
Toph (12:26:37 AM): HUSH CAKE
Toph (12:26:42 AM): *om noms*
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