Gaara of the Desert is everyone's favorite psychotic redhead from the Naruto series! As repeatedly stated to death in the series, Gaara is the anti-Naruto, having grown up with a demon inside his body and being rejected by his village, just like poor Naruto. D: But while Naruto was able to make friends and slowly gain acceptance from the other villagers in Konoha, Gaara was scorned and hated for many years. In addition to all that, his father tried to have him assassinated multiple times, his birth caused the death of his mother, and his maternal uncle befriended him just to betray him later. Needless to say, Gaara's mental state was more messed up than an episode of Jerry Springer, so to remind himself not to ever be screwed over again, Gaara carved a tattoo of the character "love" onto his forehead. And to show his appreciation to all the spiteful bastards that ever glanced at him the wrong way, Gaara decided to make his life meaningful by killing people. Sounds illogical, huh? Oh well, he IS a little off in the head.

 

After 12 years of angsting and emoing (to the point of putting Sasuke Uchiha to shame), Gaara went to Konoha for the Chunin exams with his older brother and sister, where his life changed forever. *cue dramatic music* Even though he had gone 12 years without ever getting hit or bleeding, somehow, the Genin in Konoha were so uber fantastically awesome that Gaara was finally both struck AND received an open wound. Twice! Imagine that! Rock Lee was the first shinobi to ever get past the sand defense and land a hit on Gaara, while Sasuke Uchiha managed to wound Gaara twice using a totally lame jutsu called Chidori, and finally, Naruto Uzumaki was the first one to beat him into the ground. After that battle, Gaara saw the light and decided to change his life thanks to Naruto's endlessly long passionate speeches about friendship. When Gaara and his siblings started heading back to the Sand Village, he apologized to them for the first time in his life. Because obviously, one apology can make up for all the agony and terror that he put them through in the last 12 years.

 

Following that incident, a lot of things happened, and then sometime during the 2-and-a-half-year timeskip, Gaara became the Fifth Kazekage of Suna, the leader of his village. He totally ripped off Naruto's dream, damn him! On one dark and stormy sandy night, an intruder wearing black robes entered the village, and was promptly confronted by Gaara because he obviously has psychic premonitions at the entrance. They fought, and then because of his intense desire to protect the Hidden Sand Village, Gaara used up an immense amount of chakra to shield the entire village when the enemy tried to bomb everyone. He was consequently knocked out when his opponent inserted little bombs into the sand that he used to protect himself, and then all of Suna watched as their Kazekage was flown away on the foe's bird. Gaara's brother, the great puppet master Kankuro, pursued the enemy in hopes of recovering Gaara, but he got PWNED by Sasori, one of the members of the Akatsuki, whose puppets were way better than Kankuro's LAWLZ and left Kankuro to die from the effects of a powerful poison. D:

 

Meanwhile, trapped in the shadowy lair of the evil Akatsuki, Gaara was subjected to inhumane experiments a three-day extraction ritual, where the sand spirit Shukaku was slowly and painfully sucked out of his body. At the end of those three days, Gaara died, which put all of his fans into a frenzy of tears as they all began spitting curses at the manga creator. To preserve his well-being, the manga creator decided to bring Gaara back in a super rare and unique way: using a Phoenix Down having a talented medical ninja use a forbidden technique, which revived Gaara at the cost of her life. But hey, she was old anyway, so it's not like she would've lived much longer, right? Might as well put her existence to good use. Gaara awoke and was astonished to see many villagers surrounding him, all clapping and cheering and sobbing tears of relief at his revival. Everyone returned to the Sand Village, with Kankuro and Naruto supporting Gaara. Before the Leaf shinobi left Suna, Naruto and Gaara shook hands to signify the strength of their friendship. Oh, and Gaara has somehow retained his sand abilities, although no one knows to what extent. Gaara likes to keep secrets.

 

Pre-DDD:

 

Six months after his revival, Gaara has discovered the wondrous joys of the Internet, thanks to the wonders of technology that he himself was unaware of. Because he's clueless, he seeks help from his student of four years, Matsuri, and during the time they spend together, their relationship changes when she confesses her feelings for him. Though Gaara is tentative of being in a romantic relationship, he finds himself unable to refuse his desire to be with her. So now, they're not only teacher and student, but also boyfriend and girlfriend. Haha, sorry fangirls, Gaara's taken now! ...Hey, get that shocked look off your face! Gaara's capable of having a girlfriend!

 

Current-DDD:

 

Gaara has made a few new friends in the community. In particular, he is fond of Johnny Garland, Jack Frost, and Queen Garnet. Many of his allies from the Leaf Village are there as well, which pleases him very much. Gaara is still getting used to all the strange functions of the Internet, so there's no telling what he will discover next. Maybe something that'll shock the hell out of him!

 

Jack Frost and Johnny Garland have recently began to corrupt Gaara by telling him about sex, and so now our dear confused little sand wielder plans to go looking around the Internet for information on the subject of intimacy, in hopes that he'll be able to please Matsuri. Dear God, he's going to be traumatized like hell by all the sites with hawt pr0nz and BSDM!

 

His older sister, Temari, just joined the community as well, claiming that she wants to keep an eye out for her little brother, and already she seems quite perturbed by the advice on intimacy that Jack and Johnny have given Gaara thus far. Both Temari and Gaara have agreed to try and get Kankuro to become a part of the group too, although he'd probably rather spend all his time on the computer looking up his "special pictures" instead of chatting with other people.

 

The unexpected arrival of Gaara's former best friend body inhabitant - otherwise known as the fearsome sand spirit Shukaku - has really thrown the Naruto community for a loop. Shukaku brings profanity, filth, porn, and threats of wrecking havoc to all the people that it has any ties to, especially his ex-host, Gaara. Needless to say, Shukaku's antagonistic presence brings Gaara great LAWLZ a fair amount of distress, and because he feels responsible for its existence, he intends to track down Shukaku and kill it himself. Tsunade is currently trying to talk Gaara out of this insanely stupid and reckless very dangerous idea. Gaara doesn't seem altogether convinced, but finally, he has realized that he shouldn't leave Suna just out of the blue, open to an attack with its Kazekage mysteriously gone.

 

Although he has admitted some of the terrible things he has done in the past to Johnny, the young detective assures Gaara that his actions weren't all his own fault, and still wants to be his friend. Gaara is rather shocked by Johnny's acceptance, but after their discussion on the similar effects of Malice and Shukaku, the two have managed to make their lovey-dovey relationship friendship stronger. Shukaku will probably try to sever their bond if he should ever find out about it.

 

Unfortunately, just as Gaara is beginning to calm down from his great rage and desire to hunt down a certain one-tailed beast, Shukaku decides to be a complete asshole cause more trouble by harassing Johnny, and then later, Matsuri as well, hurting both of them. Because Gaara holds those two in such high regard, he once again wants to go out and eliminate Shukaku, even though Johnny and Matsuri are trying to assure him that they will be just fine. Suicidal!Gaara seems mighty determined to get himself killed! Because his mind is in turmoil at present, he's prone to making some irrational decisions, but at least he hasn't taken off. Yet.

 

Due to Gaara's fantastic social interaction skills, he's recently depressed the entire DDD community by asking yet another one of his deep, thought-provoking questions. Gaara is always SRS BZNS, yo! Over 300 (dear God, it grew) 400 (IT GOT EVEN BIGGER) 500 comments later, Gaara is really dizzy from staring at the computer too long feeling torn between the belief that attaining atonement is indeed within his grasp, and the possibility that he will never be able to redeem himself to Suna, due to the magnitude of the sins he committed in the past. All those years of senseless slaughter are finally coming back to bite him in the ass... When he is able to determine which outcome is an accurate reflection of his reality, it will affect his decision of whether or not he finds it necessary for him to go kill Shukaku completely and utterly by himself. Right now, Johnny and Matsuri are likely slamming their heads against the wall in frustration.

 

Some new friends Gaara has recently made include: Darc, David Webb, Bella Swan, Alice Cullen, Tear Grants, Nero, and a number of others that Gaara can barely keep track of himself. Maybe after he gets over this recent Shukaku-crisis, he will find some time to look up and recite the names of each one, and then of course, make his secretary write down all of them. With perfectly accurate spelling, or he'll have an excuse to fire her.

 

In addition to meeting yet another myriad of many different people, Gaara has been spending most of his time making preparations for his diplomatic visit to Konoha. He, Temari, Matsuri, and three other Sand shinobi have set out for the Hidden Leaf Village on the Wednesday of the second week in April, and they are expected to reach their destination by late Friday or early Saturday. On Friday morning, he wakes up to find himself sleeping next to Matsuri, and also being tied to her by a red string wrapped around their pinkies. Totally NOT the whole "red string of fate" scenario or anything, of course! This is just mildly embarrassing and a big shock to both of them because Gaara and Matsuri weren't sleeping together last night since they only sex each other up in private so they're completely baffled about the situation. Gaara is trying, and probably failing, to hide his secret pleasure at being bound to Matsuri; he wants to spent more time with her, and now he's got his wish!

 

After hearing a scream from the other tent that Temari is supposed to be sharing with Matsuri, the couple immediately heads over there to find the wind mistress tied to Johnny. Temari is slightly aggravated at the moment, while Johnny is utterly lost. Quite frankly, Gaara's initial reaction was to grill Johnny as to why he was sleeping in such close quarters with Temari, but he's barely managed to restrain himself. None of them knows what happened for sure, and besides, Johnny is a friend, and Gaara trusts that he didn't have any lecherous intentions, nor is he personally responsible for being bound to Temari. Although if he finds out something did happen between his sister and the blond detective, it's very likely going to be Sand Coffin Time for Johnny.

 

All of them try to dispell the effects or rip off the bonds using their own unique abilities, but to no avail. In an effort to find a solution to their problem, Gaara posts an entry to the community with an explanation of what happened, hoping that someone will know how to remove the strange ties. With nothing left to do for the time being, the group continues heading toward Konoha, Johnny tagging along by forced circumstances. The Leaf shinobi are going to look funny at Johnny just like the Sand citizens did, hehehe!

 

One morning, Gaara wakes up to find a strange message from Johnny, asking him for help in locating Shukaku. Their conversation quickly turns strange, and once Gaara realizes that something is different about Johnny, he takes off after him immediately, upsetting Matsuri, Temari, Lady Tsunade, and a number of other people. Gaara doesn't want to waste any time because apparently, Johnny has been searching for Shukaku the entire night, and so he needs to catch up to his Malice--trigger-happy-infested friend. Fortunately, Gaara will be able to use his unique ability to track down Shukaku more quickly than Johnny, as his affinity with the sand spirit has not dwindled, in spite of the extraction. He can sense Shukaku's chakra signature very distinctly, and at a greater distance than any other shinobi. He and Shukaku have a VERY special bond... Don't ask.

 

He's brought his laptop with him during this trek, and takes some precious time to post a warning to the community, telling the Lady Hokage to beef up Konoha's defenses, and also to pass the message along to Suna. Quite a few of the community members decide to come to aid the cause and lend their support via supporting Konoha and Suna's defenses, and there is even a healer named Rutee waiting to ease Gaara's immense headache battle injuries upon his return. Gaara is preparing himself for the possibility of an intense and difficult fight, as it's extremely likely that there will be at least one or two Akatsuki members at the location where Johnny has gone to. Not to mention the fact that if Shukaku does escape thanks to Johnny's stupidity irrational actions, then all hell will break loose. GEE, THERE'S --NO PRESSURE ON GAARA OR ANYTHING! ...OMG HURRY UP AND GET YOUR ASS OVER TO THE CAVE ALREADY! D:

 

At the Akatsuki hideout, an intense battle ensues for quite some time, but in the end, Johnny is fortunately unsuccessful in his attempt to free Shukaku from the seal. I-s he truly still completely trapped...?- While Jiraiya is facing off against Itachi, Gaara and Johnny fight each other, eventually resulting in Awaker losing enough Malice to turn back into Johnny. With the immediate danger halted for the time being, Jiraiya and Gaara decide to return to the Leaf Village instead of pursuing the destruction of the Akatsuki, and of course, they have to drag along Johnny's unconscious and worthless ass too.

 

Back in Konoha, while Johnny is recovering from his injuries, Gaara meets Rutee for the first time, and then she heals his injuries. A couple of days later, when Johnny has regained consciousness and is stewing in jail, Gaara visits him to ask questions about why the blond idiot ran off to fight Shukaku all of a sudden. Johnny and Gaara have yet another epic conversation, just like the good old days, and when Gaara leaves, he lets Johnny borrow his laptop so that he doesn't die of boredom while staying in the cell. That same night, Gaara goes to see Matsuri for the first time since he left, and of course, she is understandably upset. She lashes out at him for a little while, and he just stands there and takes it without uttering a single complaint, since he feels like he deserves some kind of punishment for causing Matsuri to worry so much. And then they transition into doing something else. Try to guess what the activity is.

 

...Gaara-mun phails so hard for not updating this in forever. *smacks self*

 

Soooo... life at DDD continues on as usual, things happen, and then some time later, after a few very tense conversations between evil!Canaletto!possessed!Jordan and Gaara, our dear bright and insightful redhead manages to piss off Canaletto quite a bit... enough to make him release Shukaku from the statue. Cue some major panicking and freaking out... but once again, Gaara's super awesome kickass friends go to help him defend the village, and they succeed in preventing Shukaku from destroying Suna! :D But unfortunately, because his mun likes to torment him toward the end of the battle, Shukaku launches a direct attack at Gaara and all the people that were staying close to him. That resulted in some severely injured friends, and a kidnapped Kazekage. Yes, again. *sigh* Oh well, at least Gaara didn't die this time. Which is really good, because he doesn't exactly have a pocket Elder Chiyo to revive him whenever he kicks the bucket.

 

And Gaara remains in Shukaku's pleasant company for the next two days, being tortured and battered and dehydrated while Temari, Matsuri, Johnny, Shania, and Shikamaru all went out looking for him. Shukaku eventually gets bored with his defiant toy and drops Gaara off somewhere in the desert, where he wanders around in pursuit of Suna for some time before his allies locate him. They bring him back to the village, and while people would normally take a couple of days to rest up after such an arduous ordeal, what does Gaara do? Immediately goes into his office and resumes working. When his friends find out what he's doing, they smack the hell out of him for being so damn stubborn and foolish strongly advise Gaara to please GTFO of the office and get some rest. Even though he initially refuses everyone's request, Matsuri finally manages to convince him to go to her house for hawt secks and thankfully, he listens to her. Because he's whipped. Or maybe Gaara's recessive genes actually go into effect once in a while? GASP!

 

Ahhh, the Alignment Virus... Tsk, tsk, Gaara is a very bad boy during that period. He gets rough with his girlfriend, scares some of his allies, terrorizes a city in conjunction with a few others, and even kills one of his best friends. o_O; Just like the good old days, huh? >_> But of course, when the effects wear off, he gets emo and apologizes to everyone in public. Despite all that he had done, his friends and allies are terribly forgiving, which makes Gaara feel extremely grateful toward them, although he still hates himself for hurting other people. And killing Johnny. That was a BIG no-no. ಠ_ಠ Because he is afraid of what other kinds of virus could affect his mentality so strongly, Gaara takes a break from DDD to be zen and reassess himself. What he did during the Alignment Virus freaked him out just a little bit.

 

End Information; Begin Page Raeping

 

Ice Page Raep :D ~ Spikey

 

ZOMG GTFO D: ~ Tiger

 

LOL, HAVE SUM NINJA RAEP. 8D <3 Chatman

 

*ensnares Chatman with sand* SAND BURIAL! ~ Tiger

 

DYNAMIC ENTRY!!

No really, you have a very dynamic entry here about Gaara. 8D ~ Gai

 

*blushes* Aww, shucks... Thank you... *shuffles feet childishly* HEY! Where is Guy's page of youthly robust and passion?! SLACKER! ~ Tiger

 

D8 NOOOOOOOOOES NOT TEH SAND! *changes back to Tophie and flees to go make some tags*

 

You'd better watch out! The scary Sandman of Suna will come after you! BWAHAHAHAHA! ~ Tiger

 

*corrupts Gaara more* :D ~ Johnny

 

...THAT'S TWO STRIKES NOW, JOHNNY! ONE MORE AND GAARA IS GONNA USE SAND BURIAL ON YOUR ASS! ~ Tiger

 

Thine balls are bigger than thou, sir sandy, KYAHAHAHA~! ♥ ~ mysterious not-a-demon-god-tanuki anon

 

You might have bigger balls, sir, but I assure you my joystick is much longer and thicker, AND more enjoyable to grab! :D ~ Tiger

 

DDD CANON: GAARA IS A PERV (HIS KINK IS MATSURI) ~ Johnny

 

WHUT-HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT, JOHNNY? IF GAARA CATCHES YOU SPYING ON HIM AND MATSURI DURING THEIR PRIVATE TIME, YOU ARE SO FREAKING DEAD! PERMANENTLY, THIS TIME! ~ Tiger

 

8DDDD HAVE SUM BOOMERANG STYLE: SOCK PUPPET NO JUTSU PAGE RAEP ~ He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named

 

*stabs page* :| ~Mai

 

D:> Baaaaaw... *emos* ~ Tiger

 

Emmy and Tyr were here, and it was hawt.

 

Jordan would just like to say that he is ever so sorry for releasing Shukaku and thus precipitating all that horrendous damage and raping and pillaging that that he still feels bad about it. ~ Jordan

 

Nancy want to be Gaara's sweet mommy~lul have some page rape ^^ --> Lylith (Nancy's mun, of course )

 

*raeps both Emmy and Tyr - WOO HAWT THREESOME FTW!* ~ Tiger

 

Baaaaw it's okay Jordan. Gaara understands. :( Canaletto is like Shukaku. ~ Tiger

 

<3 to Nancy~ Gaara wants a mommy that doesn't hate him! 8D ~ Tiger

 

That's ok because Nancy likes him and want to tell him fairytales like Peter Pan (because it's a red head too) and cinderella! :3 ~Lylith

 

Nancy is so sweet. *_* Why couldn't Gaara's parents be as loving? ;_; ~ Tiger

 

yeah, poor emo-boy *Nancy will hug him even if he glare at her*~Lylith

 

Naaah, Gaara wouldn't glare at Nancy. :3 He just might... look at her funny or something, LoL. ~ Tiger

 

That’s ok, Nancy can deal with funny/clueless-looks. She’s going to marry Edward after all ~Lylith

 

LMAO so Edward isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?  :/ ~ Tiger

 

You forgot to mention that Gaara is literally made of awesomeness and cake. YES. CAKE. ~Kaito

 

THE CAKE IS A LIE.  8l ~ Tiger