Demyx: Oh yeah? You sell flowers, huh? That's a nice job.

Aeris: It is~! You get to meet a lot of people. Then again, you also get to meet some stalkers, which is coincidentally how I got to meet Zack, hee~

Zack: Lies and slander, kitten. Don't listen to her, Dem! It was perfectly legitimate interest~

Demyx: I can imagine you stalking her and then her VIOLENTLY TURNING THE TABLES. Possibly with handcuffs. You two are so cute together.

Tifa: Trufax. I bet it happened.

Demyx: Like. "Hee~~~ you're not such a scary stalker now, tied to bedpost, are you~~~? Those chains won't break, you know~~~ ♥♥♥"

Tifa: ....I would laugh but that mental image is just... more than slightly disturbing.

Demyx: You can HEAR the tildes in your head. Dropping into place.

 

Aeris: Maybe we can give each other ideas~ ♥

Tifa: Oh, definitely~

Zack: I don't know whether Cloud and I should look forward to this or be worried.

Tifa: Depends whether you usually benefit from me and Aeris being on the same wavelength or not~ And if you feel like being tied to a bedpos--anidofnadfiaogha OH MY GOD NOT THINKING OF THAT THAT'S LIKE MENTAL INCEST. AGH.

Zack: When you double-team us? I just try to tell myself it's for the greater good and hang on for the ride.

Tifa: Then, you should be fine~

Zack: So you admit that you shamelessly steamroller us?

Tifa: ...Not gonna lie 8D~ We do what we can~

Zack: We just can't win, can we?

Tifa: We like to think of it as you winning by losing, especially in this case~

Aeris: And this is why you're my best friend~ ♥

 

Auron: Yunalesca. You have spawned. How.

Shiva: MaMA saYs doNT tALk to StrAngers and SpIrans

Auron: You. You're her child.

Shiva: . . . IXY Is GoInG TO BEAT YOU UP.

Auron: Ixion?

Shiva: tWinnz

Auron: Twins?

Shiva: wE GoNnA roCK.

 

Cloud: . . . I may have told her.

Zack: What'd she say?

Cloud: . . . I don't think . . . that I did it right.

Zack: . . . Did you do the motorcycle thing again?

Cloud: . . .

. . .

I said, "I love my motorcycle." and compared her to the engine, which is very important, it keeps the motorcycle going.

Zack: She probably didn't catch it. You're going to have to just tell her, Cloud.

Cloud: . . . I just need a better metaphor.

 

Luke: Yeah? Well, why don't you try being the goodwill ambassador sometime?

Maraich: Maybe I have.

Luke: Then you'd know that I'm a busy and an important person, wouldn't you?

Maraich: ...You're as least the third person to come here and declare you're an important person.

 

Dagger: Can you answer a different question for me then?

Zidane: Uh, sure! What is it?

Dagger: Which one of us has a better...rear end?

Blank: .....

An excellent question.

Zidane?

Zidane: . . . .

. . . . . . . .

Sorry man, but I'm gonna have t'go with Garnet on this one.

Blank: Jesus, man, talk about relief. You were freaking me out there for a second.

 

Cid: I'm sorry, baby, I've been busy workin' on the other Shera for way too long. I shouldn't have neglected ya. Time I spent some time at home and gave my favourite Shera a full once-over, huh?

Shera: Nice word choice there, Captain.

Cid: I could have said I was going to take a ride on you!

Shera: . . . is that how you talk lewd?

Cid: Well, it's not perfect, but... it's a start.

Shera: Uh . . . okay! I want us to bond covalently . . . All. Night. Long.

 

Larxene: I mean, normal people don't kiss corpses.

 

L: Forgive me, father for I have sinned. This past week alone, I have soiled my conscience with of the following-- I have been wrathful against door-to-door salesducks, intolerant of insipid holiday songs- most particularly those of Ryuuga Hideki and Maraiah Carey, prideful, ungenerous in my pay of those in my employ, un-Christian and inconsiderate with solicitous neighbors, envious of the water in the shower, and the sin of onanism. Repeatedly.

 

Aelita: Well, Jeremie and I have been friends for over a year, so I guess that makes him my boyfriend. Then that must mean that Odd and Ulrich are also my boyfriends ... and then Yumi would be my girlfriend.

 

Belphemon!Kurata: You... HOW DARE YOU!

 

YOU SQUANDERED THE POWER I GAVE YOU, AND THEN RAN AWAY!

 

HOW DARE SOMEONE LIKE YOU INSULT ME!

 

YOU ARE NOTHING... NOTHING MORE THAN A PSYCHOTIC CHILD!

Kouki: And you're a wussy nerd trapped in the body of a giant, ugly goat.

 

Your point?

 

Asakura: I happen to have brought a guest to our world, that is all I wished to tell you.

Kyon: Not that Kouki bastard?!

Asakura: Hm, yes? Is that a problem?

Kyon: Where are you?

Asakura: Canada.

 

Eros: . . . . You had relations with a duck?

Xandir: Oh my God, you make one mistake and no one ever forgives you for it!

 

Manfred von Karma: ...That is quite offensive. Not only are the features of the people in question completely different, there are several inaccuracies when it comes to anatomy, such as Miles' questionable lack of genitals. We seem to be meant to assume that either he is a flat chested female, or suffering from some variation of erectile dysfunction. Aside from this, things such as the kissing panel happen to be quite incorrect. When indulging oneself in oral pleasure such as kissing, one usually does not leave one's mouth slack.

 

What a despicable piece of work. Really, Franziska, if you insist upon posting things such as this, it would be profitable for you to choose an accurate one.

 

Rather interesting use of icons...

 

Nine: Better blokes than chavs, mate. Powerful figures, those, though. If individuality is compromised to suit the empowerment of a single body, but that body is falsely advertised in regards to morality, the strain on said individuals will be increased, and negate the individuality regardless. If the unsuspecting abeit forced body is reckoned towards the force of evil, it's fair to generalize and then some as a form of reprocution, and in the end, if one willingly submits to a personality that commits wrongdoing, blame still lies with the individual for submitting at all.

 

Ares(on Eros and Blackout): My boy is fucking a helicopter?

 

live infamy: . . . I think B propositioning Larxene 

live infamy: needs to go down in some fucking record book or something 

live infamy: because he propositioned her and called her a hooker all at the same time.

(Read the thread. Seriously.)

 

Ramza: Oh, ninjas are real. I was a ninja for a while, but the skill set was not all that desirable. Double Sword was definately something I enjoy but not the rest of the skills.

 

Silver: You're that Mewtwo guy...thing...Pokemon.

 

Matt: It's good to be back.

...Fuck, I missed my fucking birthday!

Mello: ...Don't think I owe you anything. I was dead too.

 

Wendla: Where do babies come from?

Axel: The pits of Hell.

Wendla: I came from Hell????

Axel: Yes.

Marluxia: Not everyone is you, Axel.

 

Phoenix: ...you're one of those card sharks that pretends they know nothing about the game, then turns around to rob people blind, aren't you?

Maraich: I can't rob you blind! You don't have any money.

Phoenix: There's always my dignity.

Maraich: I could take that without playing a card game!

 

Lina: YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!!

Xellos: ^.^

 

Maraich: You've been taken hostage by an evil organization and they're telling you, "Knit something or we're blowing this place sky-high!" What do you make?

 

Ty Lee: Let's put aside our differences and make out the world a better place!

 

(during a drunken comment war)

Yuan: waht are yoou tryigm to say??

Jade: Taht you're an overgrown 7-year-old.

Yuan: ANd your'e a jerkl. a big oen,

 

San's intro post

 

Haruhi: Another creepy old guy?

Hojo: Another silly little girl. Don't you have a dollhouse to occupy your time?

Haruhi: Don't you have a court hearing for rape to be at?

 

Beyond Birthday(in an edit to a post of his): __ALSO, A FEW MONTHS AGO, I KILLED TEN PEOPLE.__

There ya go, Orlando, now go get yourself a latte and have some time off.

 

Trish: What is with the sons of Sparda?

Vergil: What?

Trish: Do you all just go, "ME, SPARDA. ME SMASH SHIT. ME HAPPY 8D" ?

 

Edgeworth: Correct on all accounts. How would you prefer your modicum of respect?

Phoenix: Only a modicum? And here I thought we were friends.

Edgeworth: It's hardly so dramatic, Wright.

Phoenix: Tell that to my breaking heart.

Edgeworth: I wasn't aware my respect over your taste in movies meant that much to you.

Phoenix: Underrating the value of your own opinions? You should have your ego checked, Edgeworth; I think it's broken.

Edgeworth: Not broken, it merely...needs some adustments.

Phoenix: Hm. Maybe a knock upside head would do it. That usually fixes the TV.

 

Richard: Am I the only one who's annoyed by their vague threats? Can't you give us one specific or direct threat!?

Come on! Threaten to jab scissors into someone's eyes, throw a brick into someone's genitals! Anything!

 

Haruko: It's called Flictonic Cliple Weber Syndrome. It's a common disease.

Gippal: I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not how diseases work. You can't infect someone with head-statues.

 

Mikaela: Wait, it's not, like, gonna wither the flesh of any living creature that touches it or anything like that, is it?

Hades: No, but it’ll smell like… well… death.

Mikaela: Pffft, I have Febreeze.

 

Tieria: ...Your vehicle is on fire.

Hades: Isn't it awesome?

Tieria: Most people wouldn't be so pleased to see something of theirs in flames.

 

Aelita: Oh, you mean to say that your two friends had sexual relations while they were guests in your home? Hm, I can see how that would be a bit awkward. I'm still learning about the more emotional aspects attributed to the human mating ritual.

 

BB: I see the Doors. Where I am. Many Doors.

B only needs the right one and he can take it ALL BACK. WHAT DOOR ARE YOU BEHIND?

Roy: ....

The one you cannot see.

User has logged off

 

BB: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

BAD. WRONG. WRONG. BAD.

Schrodinger: Vhat kind of accident, B? The kind where he slipped and broke his neck, or the kind vhere he accidentally fell onto your knife ten times?

 

Matthew: I never really thirsted for power or went out of my way to get it--then I had it. For a while there, it was pretty great. Then I fucked everything up and died.

 

Phoenix: ...I feel like I should go to church now.

Mikaela: Monty Python does that, sometimes.

 

Mewtwo: You are a fool if you believe that a Pokemon such as myself can be captured. I reside independently in a location of my own choosing.

Greek!Hades: I herd u liek mudkips.

Mewtwo: I ...do not understand your statement.

 

Phoenix: It wasn't all bad, but we both could have done without the bruises.

Edgeworth: The chafing, as well.

Phoenix: Yeah, my wrist still kind of hurts, actually... I've found that Calamine lotion works really well.

 

Rufus: Pandas are completely overrated.

Eros: You're completely overrated. So is your sexual prowess.

 

Phoenix: Is there anything I can do to get you to take it down?

Eros: Suuuuuuuuuck myyyyyyyy diiiiiiiickk

 

Maraich: What's going on?

Yuan: It's a long story. Suffice it to say that it could spell disaster for my world.

Maraich: Why can't it ever just be slightly negative economic effects for the world? You'd think people living on the world would stop trying to blow it up. While they're living on it.

 

Toph: I'm halfway there, I just can't bend it while it's loose.

 

Rufus: Dark would be impressed.

Daisuke: I don't know about that...

Rufus: 69 comments?

Daisuke: No, it says I have 68...

Rufus: ...He hasn't told you about 69, hasn't he.

Daisuke: That's not an artwork that's been woken up, is it?

 

Orlando(to Canaletto): You're the worst sore loser ever, aren't you?

 

BUNKBEDS: THE REVENGE

 

Jirachi!Jordan: Eva likes to carry me around all the time. I don't even have to fly. It's like being a little baby Koala, clinging to Eva's boobies. So awesome.

 

Larry: WATCH OUT, CHLOE. I'M COMING.

 

Tamaki: I have VAST RESOURCES under my TOTAL CONTROL, or under Kyouya's which is the SAME THING practically.

 

Bertie: No, I mean to say, there was a bit of a case of mistaken i., the first time your Dr. Cuddy and I biffed into each other- mistook B. Wooster for your fine self. And, er, I rather see what the old girl was angling at now. Though poor Jeeves might well have a conniption if I ever grew a set of whiskers like those, I must say.

House: . . . You've biffed Cuddy?

Let me get the lingo right here, "Good show!"

 

Haruko: Five year olds should never drink! It can only lead to crappy YouTube videos!

 

Lady: Sweetie, I think you're a little confused. Dark and Rufus are friends.

Haruhi: No. You don't have buttsex with your friends.

 

B: WILL THERE BE CAKE?

Larxene: Sorry, scientists recently discovered that wedding cake is toxic to pandas.

B: ... Why would you invite bears?

Larxene: For luck.

B: ...Are you calling US PANDAS?

(And then L comments and it only gets worse from there. XD)

 

Axel: My nerd-dar is reading waves of over 9000!!11oneone

 

Master:The Doctor as a cartoon, I love it! Ooh, I wonder if they've got me in there...

Chloe:You're a bad guy. I totally kicked your ass. 8D

Master: ...What.

Chloe:My cards were like, over 9000, man. You went down fighting though!

 

Ty Lee: The end of the world's coming and we need to change our ways before we all are damned! I've seen the future in tea leaves.

Mikeala: In tea leaves.

Ty Lee: I read the tea leaves and they said we all are going to die!

Mikeala: Tea leaves told you that.

Ty Lee: Yes!

Mikeala: ..O..kay.

Ty Lee: Never doubt the leaves!

Mikeala: I dunno, Ty Lee, in my world leaves don't talk.

 

Tieria: ...well, for one thing, it would be horrifically unstable. A monstrosity. The time-space continuum would probably collapse under its power requirements.

Mikaela: Huh! So it would, like, take over everyone's computers? Is that what you mean?

Tieria: ...when I said systems, I think I meant...world-systems. Like the Internet, for example. ...what would be the plural of Internet, Internets? It would take over the Internets.

 

Havoc: I'm here Luke, I'm coming for you.

Luke: Well, don't I just feel so popular.

Reisen: Luke, you'd better not die before I can get over there to watch.

Luke: What, I have an audience to entertain now?

 

Maraich: Phoenix, you're Matthias' real father.

Phoenix: That's pretty impressive, considering we've never slept together, you're not my girlfriend, and you had Matthias long before I met you.

Maraich: What can I say? You're just that good.

Phoenix: ...My essence transcends space and time?

Maraich: That's exactly how it happened.

Phoenix: I thought I felt the universe shift that one night...

Maraich: Shifted in your pants.

Phoenix: Yeah... ha...

 

So, how's the weather?

Maraich: On which world?

Phoenix: Any.

Maraich: Fine and dandy.

Phoenix: Great.

Maraich: Awesome.

 

Larxene: How many times do I have to tell people? This place doesn't just provide the lulz on command.

 

This thread

 

Mai and Mikaela discuss the internet and find out Mikaela is King of the Internet

 

Nekozawa: Why Suoh-kun, I never knew youwereintosadism!

 

Colette: It's good to see you again! Well... talk to you again... no, wait... type to you again? Um... what would you call it?

Regal: I believe that the expression is "ttyl", an abbreviation for "talk to you later..."

 

Cuddy: That sucks, but I think you're so gay that I can't make you straight. Which is really sad, because I had this really hot fantasy of you wearing only a jabot and calling me Judge.

Edgeworth: Was it? I'm sorry I can't indulge such a fantasy but you're correct in your assessment.

It's really just as well. Considering the judges I deal with on a regular basis, I'm afraid the fantasy wouldn't be quite as appealing for me as it was for you.

 

Edgeworth: I define my preferences, rather than my preferences defining me. I have a basic knowledge of color theory because I find it to be a useful subject. My homosexuality is incidental.

Larxene: Uh-huh. But it still broadcasts to the whole world that you're into the buttsex. I've got nothing against that, other than you being in pink denial.

 

Phoenix: Er... I don't have much in the fridge, but if you're not averse to pizza...?

Maraich: I'll live somehow.

Phoenix: Great. Any preference on topping?

Maraich: I'd rather you top. I like to relax and enjoy.

Phoenix: ...huh?

 

Sasuke: I desire the revival of my clan. There is no one who can help me with this.

Gaara: ...Biologically, you cannot revive your clan on your own.

Sasuke: ... I am quite aware of that as well. But I was not referring to the mechanics of it.

 

Maraich: Actually, I probably own about three penises.

Kristoph: A statement like that leaves one curious. Care to elaborate?

Maraich: Well, I have mine, and yours.

Kristoph: Ah. Is that so? The third, I assume, is Mr. Wright's?

Maraich: I make sure he doesn't put it in anything dirty.

 

Azula: No, I've seen this sort of thing before. The fact that someone has compiled information about me doesn't mean that I am fictional. We ourselves have royal archives and such.

Maka: Your royal archives refer to you as "television-related"?

 

Maraich's Sparkle War

 

Otacon: ..I'm going into the kitchen. Come get me when the world makes sense.

 

Yuan: Do you have time for a brief visit? I... need your assistance with something.

Jade: I'm not paying your hotel bill.

 

House: Watch where you sleep, the ninja children will get you.

 

Orochimaru: Have you tasted your girlfriend lately? She really has a very unique ah... flavor.

 

Zidane: Y- You pull rabbits out of your panties?!?!

Trucy: Not while I'm wearing them!!

 

Trucy: Oh my... have you tried seeing a spirit medium?

Zidane: A... spirit medium? Is that some sort of person that isn't a big spirit, or a small spirit? But just the right size?

 

Haseo: And I suppose this makes you feel like a great, egotistical poet. Why don't you go and write a haiku about bloodshed while you're at it? Dumbass.

Gaara: I am going to kill you.

Haseo: Right. Over the Internet? Yeah right.

 

Mai: I would also like to say that, Azula, I do not like you biting my neck. Stop that.

Karen: ...please say that this just means you were fighting during the virus.

Mai: No, I just decided randomly to let my boyfriend's insane sister give me hickies.

Karen: Just checking. You never know with her.

 

 

Reisen: Allow me to at the very least ask the obvious question here: Why is an electric company building a cannon?

Rufus: why not build a cannon?

Reisen: So, what, electric companies build cannons whenever they get bored?

Rufus: that is correct

 

This entire thread. In which there are srs discussions about sex, alcohol, violence, and Kaito and Bass' sexuality~

Bass-mun edit: Which aren't helped AT ALL by Bass, of course. XDXDXD

 

Two cents from Gaara-mun: I hope you guys realize that you have traumatized Gaara. Congratulations~

 

Kaito-mun: Gaara's traumatized?! What do you think Kaito is?! XD

 

Gaara-mun: Pfffft! Kaito can shake these things off so easily! :P

 

Kaito-mun: This is true! Once the thread ends, he'll probably just completely forget about the whole thing... XD

 

Hakuba: At least you all don't pair me with Kuroba/ kid anymore.

 

Kaito: ... that's because I severely dislike you.

 

Hakuba: Perfect. I don't like you either. Or KID, for what matters

 

 

Axl's intro.  Just... Axl's intro.

 

Maraich: That's just cute.

Grimlock: Not cute!

Maraich: Adorable.

Grimlock: Not adorable! King!

Maraich: Cuddly.

Grimlock: Me not cuddly! Me bad-ass king!

Maraich: Precious.

Grimlock: FRAG YOU!

Maraich: That wasn't very nice.

Grimlock: Me not nice either.

Maraich: You're a lousy king, then!

 

This thread between Maraich and Jet.

 

Trish: Depends what you want to bite.

Dante: i'll give you two guesses.

It's round and has cheese.

Trish: Oh, baby. I love it when you compare me to pizza.

 

Black Mage and Richard stuck in the Internet.

 

Phoenix: Oh! Are you 'Mystic Maya?' I just came to tell you that if we're dating, I'm really, really sorry! There was some kind of misunderstanding and... I don't know what's been going on the past few days, but I'm in love with a girl named Dollie! I- I'm sorry if I lead you to believe otherwise. I hope we can be friends!

 

This thread between Klaus and Ran.

 

Sam Tyler: ... Right. Um. Let me sort this out. You're high school students... with a fetish club, who're trying to rule the world.

 

This thread between Kyle and Pennywise is just... epic.

 

Epic thread with Tieria and Eros is epic, and pretty pictures! Added bonus of Cross and Ludwig.

 

Larry: Pearly, I think you're confused 'cause of this whole gender thing... It's 'Laurie,' not 'Larry,' remember?

Pearl: O-oh! ... Um, Miss. Laurie... is your memory okay?

Larry: Of course! As far as I know, anyway. I guess I wouldn't really remember if it wasn't, huh? Why, is something wrong?

Pearl: I just think that you might have been affected by that virus...

Larry: ...Nope, I just checked. Everything's there and accounted for. Or not there, as the case may be...

 

Lockon gives Setsuna the birds and the bees talk. Just... read it. 8D

 

Reno in an RL: Steamy visions of the two of them flashed through his head, her in his arms, the two of them entwined, half-undressed, his hands reaching for her soft, bare skin, their breaths coming in desperate, panting gasps... "Maybe we could play a card game or something."

 

Phil's intro post. All of it. Just... all of it.

 

Jessica: Name's Jessica. Person you called crazy was Niki.

Suze: Right. So split personality or are there two of you actually sitting there?

Jessica: Split personality, you could say.

Suze: So, remind me, how does that exactly you not crazy?

Jessica: Since I can rip your head from your shoulders and play volleyball.

Suze: See, now that's probably not the best defense you could have gone for.

 

Phoenix: I hadn't officially taken on the case, so not technically, but I don't really have an excuse for disappearing like that. I mean, I can't exactly say I was busy singing love songs in an elephant...

 

Larxene: I thought that was about healing others.

Eros: it is and thats hwy apollo can heal me but he can heal himself too he grew back his arm like a plant

he has like a flower arm

apollo is a plant

 

Vergil's ass.

 

Edgeworth: Not the most gracious way to accept a 'favor,' Wright...but it wasn't the most gracious of favors either, so I suppose the faux pas can be forgiven.

Phoenix: That's easy to say when you don't get called some variation of 'old' all the time.

Edgeworth: If you socialized with more adults I'm sure that wouldn't happen quite so often.

Phoenix: ...Very funny.

Edgeworth: I thought so.

 

Cross: Yo.

Bella: ... You've been dead for a while now and the first thing you have to say is "Yo"?

Cross: "Yo, sorry I died and have stayed dead?"

 

Cuddy: Phoenix Wright, I need you.

San: Keep your mating to the spring, humans.

 

San lacks common sense and Phoenix Wright is a fortune teller (only not)

 

Bruce helped Tony feel better. B)b (screencapped for relevency, thread in question: here)

 

Fry: He's powered by rock! And an electric guitar! And lots of strings!

Loki: This death sounds more entertaining than the ones I've seen. Though I thought he'd prefer something steadier. Like bass.

Fry: Dude, maybe he plays the drums! Or all the parts. Like, you know, one man band, only not lame and without a monkey.

(The whole thread is worth reading.)

Fry: I can barely get this one girl I love to go out with me, I don't stand a chance trying to go for a threeway. It's really, really hard, worse than getting the last ship in Space Invaders. But--it's not impossible, either. It's just this time I can't have my brother get the last one for me. Or something. Maybe I just need more quarters.