Haruhi Suzumiya(sos_commander) is DramaDramaDuck's resident excitable teen who's also obliviously god. She has no interest in normal human beings, wishing to find aliens, espers and time travelers, some of which the community has provided for her, although she still wants to see some within her own world. Her club, the SOS Brigade, was created for this purpose. Her boyfriend grunt worker, Kyon is also part of the community and spends a good deal of time cleaning up after her and shaking his head at the craziness of the people on DDD.

Haruhi has a very simplistic view of the world, things are either fun or boring. As such, she latches on to "fun" and "interesting" people and totally blows off those she deems "boring". So she has a tendency of critiquing new comers' intro posts and telling them quite bluntly if they're boring. She doesn't really understand, or care for, normal social interactions and has a hard time accepting compliments and understanding insults. The only insult she responds to is "boring"

Despite her social retardedness, she has managed to make quite a few friends on DramaDramaDuck, her closest friend is probably Alize, with whom she enjoys plotting and causing trouble (usually for Roxas or Demyx) with. She is also fond of Demyx and his lovable weirdness, Silver, and also manages to be one of the few people not to annoy him, and Maraich who manages the BL aspect of the SOS Brigade. She has also forced Roxas into being her adoptive brother and enjoys asking him about his sex life with Axel.

But really, her life pretty much comes down to the fact that she wants to fornicate with Kyon on the floor of the SOS Brigade club room.