Hy·per Su·gar Mi·ri (Hi-per shuh-ger mih-ree) - noun

1. Self-proclaimed Queen of Dirty Minds

2. Ex-Tidus/Kratos/Seras/Maya-mun, current Lockon-mun.

3. The One Who Always Makes The Really Dirty Typos

4. One of the Chat Brits.

 

Mostly known as Miri.

 

Miri is famous for being traumatising to a ridiculous extent. She can take credit for bringing the nickname 'Rufuck' to the comm. She is also a card-carrying member of the Dirty Mind Club. She connects to the Intertubes with a laptop, and can often be found at 4am her time still online.

 

Sleep is for the weask! - Miri

 

 

 

DDD is pretty much her entire social life, hence why she spends most of her time on Plurk, misreading things and making dirty jokes and generally being a hinderance to sane conversation.

 

She also overuses smileys. And capslock. A lot. Because of the fact she types before engaging her brain, she often typos and wrong-windows. Oddly enough, 90% of her typos are to do with human anatomy or pornographic actions - and tend to be recurring. She seems to be incapable of typing 'wake' without it becoming 'wank', for example.

 

Also pimps Gundam 00 to everything with a pulse.

 

She gained a well-deserved reputation for copy-pasting traumatising NC-17 fic, especially to the Kingdom Hearts cast of old. These days that doesn't happen as often, but she's still not above trolling with bad porn. She has a bad habit of posting porn pictures from 4chan or Danooru, too - if she's going "OH GOD MY EYES" or something, the next link she posts is likely to be the picture. Her motto is "Pain shared is pain halved", so that should tell you everything you need to know.

 

Managed to read all of Liquid Fire and it's sequel, as well as every part of Rent a Gundam. She's quite masochistically proud of that.

 

E-married to Shiro, Laney and Fel. RL-dating Shiro.

 

Contacts:

 

E-mail: jamymck @ hotmail . com

AIM: HyperSugarMiri

LJ Name: cockpuppet

Skype: miri-jess

 

edit: Nanananana, KATAMIRI DAMACY~!

 

Edit II: NOT A KATAMARI. WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM WTF.

 

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Edit: NO, YOU'RE A KATAMIRI. SILLY.

 

Edit: The Movie: THAT STILL MAKES NO SENSE. I IS A HUMANS. NOT A BALL OF STUFF.

 

Edit: THE PREQUELS: IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. AND ME > YOU.

 

Edit: The Book that was way better than the movies: WHO SAYS? GTFO MY WIKI PAGE. WITH YOUR BALL TALK.

 

EDIT: TITS OR GTFO: I SAYS AND I AM OLDER SO. NYAH! >P MAKE ME LEAVE.

 

EDIT'S EDIT: IS MY WIKIPAGE, OLD PERVERT. GO WEST.

 

EDITSU: NEVAH. *BADTOUCHES THIS PAGE*

 

EDIT: THE ENGLISH REMAKE: *PUNCHES*

 

EDIT: THE ACTION-PACKED HOLLYWOOD REMAKE WITH COOL EXPLOSIONS AND STUFF: *SQUEEZES DAT ASS*

 

EDIT: THE AWESOME JAPANSE VERSION: NOW THAT'S AN EDIT I CAN GET BEHIND~.

 

Edit: http://community.livejournal.com/traumad_by_miri/

 

EDIT: THE NEXT GENERATION: THAT COMM IS DEAD AND WILL REMAIN SO OR ELSE I WILL SPAM YOU ALL WITH GOATSE.

 

EDIT: ATLANTIS: THAT COMM IS FULLY ALIVE. WE SHALL HAVE REVENGE. REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE. ~ love Ten xxx

 

EDIT BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU REALLY: OH MIRI YOU DO KNOW HOW TO WRITE A WIKI!

 

NAUGHTY EDIT: EMMY AND TYR JUST HAD SEX IN YOUR WIKIPAGE!

 

HORRIFIED EDIT: OH GOD DO THAT IN YOUR OWN WIKIPAGE. AND CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES WHEN YOU LEAVE.

 

NAUGHTY EDIT MK2: BUT ITS MORE FUN DOING IT IN YOURS!

 

BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH EDIT MOO: MOAR SEX MOAR SEX This time in front of the orphans

 

EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT: MIRI = NSFW - EITHER ON SKYPE OR CHAT

 

LOCKON SAYS: *yaaaay lolipile ♥* (He loves his loli collection. :3)

 

JUSTIFYING EDIT: DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT GOD DAMNIT, NOT A LOLI COLLECTOR