Hy·per Su·gar Mi·ri (Hi-per shuh-ger mih-ree) - noun

1. Self-proclaimed Queen of Dirty Minds

2. Ex-Tidus/Kratos/Seras/Maya-mun, current Lockon-mun.

3. The One Who Always Makes The Really Dirty Typos

4. One of the Chat Brits.

Mostly known as Miri.

Miri is famous for being traumatising to a ridiculous extent. She can take credit for bringing the nickname 'Rufuck' to the comm. She is also a card-carrying member of the Dirty Mind Club. She connects to the Intertubes with a laptop, and could often be found at 4am her time still online - sneaking on in bed. However due to her parents catching on to this, and also her training herself not to be nocturnal any longer, she is mostly on from the moment she gets home from school to the moment she goes to bed.

Since DDD is pretty much her entire social life, she spends most of her time in the chatroom, although less so these days because it's so damn distracting. She has a habit of adding everyone who turns up in chat and then forgetting completely who they play. Because of this she is so very glad of the new Mun pages NOW NO LONGER NOT KNOWING WHO THEY PLAY thanks to AIM's awesome Nickname feature. 8D

She also overuses smileys. And capslock. A lot. Because of the fact she types before engaging her brain, she often typos and wrong-windows. Oddly enough, 90% of her typos are to do with human anatomy or pornographic actions - and tend to be recurring. She seems to be incapable of typing 'wake' without it becoming 'wank', for example.

Also pimps Gundam 00 to everything with a pulse.

Oh, and she likes to cut-and-paste pornfic. Generally Kingdom Hearts pornfic, because there's such a lot of bad porn available for that. If you see ':3' repeatedly, -or her text changes colour to be black italics Times New Roman -(this early warning sign is now gone, for some reason, so now your sign is the ITALICS) then fear. Or laugh.

Has a bad habit of posting porn pictures from 4chan, too - if she's going "OH GOD MY EYES" or something, the next link she posts is likely to be the picture. Her motto is "Pain shared is pain halved", so that should tell you everything you need to know.

Managed to read all of Liquid Fire and it's sequel. She's quite masochistically proud of that.

E-married to Shiro, Laney and Fel.

Contacts:

E-mail: jamymck @ hotmail . com

AIM: HyperSugarMiri

LJ Name: key_smashing

Skype: miri-jess

edit: Nanananana, KATAMIRI DAMACY~!

Edit II: NOT A KATAMARI. WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM WTF.

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Edit: NO, YOU'RE A KATAMIRI. SILLY.

Edit: The Movie: THAT STILL MAKES NO SENSE. I IS A HUMANS. NOT A BALL OF STUFF.

Edit: THE PREQUELS: IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. AND ME > YOU.

Edit: The Book that was way better than the movies: WHO SAYS? GTFO MY WIKI PAGE. WITH YOUR BALL TALK.

EDIT: TITS OR GTFO: I SAYS AND I AM OLDER SO. NYAH! >P MAKE ME LEAVE.

EDIT'S EDIT: IS MY WIKIPAGE, OLD PERVERT. GO WEST.

EDITSU: NEVAH. *BADTOUCHES THIS PAGE*

EDIT: THE ENGLISH REMAKE: *PUNCHES*

EDIT: THE ACTION-PACKED HOLLYWOOD REMAKE WITH COOL EXPLOSIONS AND STUFF: *SQUEEZES DAT ASS*

EDIT: THE AWESOME JAPANSE VERSION: NOW THAT'S AN EDIT I CAN GET BEHIND~.

Edit: http://community.livejournal.com/traumad_by_miri/

EDIT: THE NEXT GENERATION: THAT COMM IS DEAD AND WILL REMAIN SO OR ELSE I WILL SPAM YOU ALL WITH GOATSE.

EDIT: ATLANTIS: THAT COMM IS FULLY ALIVE. WE SHALL HAVE REVENGE. REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE. ~ love Ten xxx

EDIT BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU REALLY: OH MIRI YOU DO KNOW HOW TO WRITE A WIKI!

NAUGHTY EDIT: EMMY AND TYR JUST HAD SEX IN YOUR WIKIPAGE!

HORRIFIED EDIT: OH GOD DO THAT IN YOUR OWN WIKIPAGE. AND CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES WHEN YOU LEAVE.

NAUGHTY EDIT MK2: BUT ITS MORE FUN DOING IT IN YOURS!

BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH EDIT MOO: MOAR SEX MOAR SEX This time in front of the orphans

EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT: MIRI = NSFW - EITHER ON SKYPE OR CHAT

LOCKON SAYS: *yaaaay lolipile ♥* (He loves his loli collection. :3)

JUSTIFYING EDIT: DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT GOD DAMNIT, NOT A LOLI COLLECTOR