Because the IC chat has some quote-worthy stuff too.

 

Minnie: I think you're very tall and gallant, Edward.

 

Armstrong: I HOPE THAT EDWARD IS IGNORANT IN CARNAL ALCHEMY.

 

Zidane: You do reek of angst and emo.

Shadow: And you reek of hormones and thinly veiled homosexuality, your point?

 

Blackout: ....Watch who you call incompetent, insect.

Eros: Calm down there, Rambo. Nothing much you can do sittin' in the desert. <3

 

Mikami: ...Er... Hello?

Larxene: - hmm?

Larxene: Hello. Welcoome to S&M night, how may I dom you today?

Mikami: ...

Mikami: {Mikami has Logged Off}

 

 

Alphonse : :-) Yes~?

Apollo: Oh, the smile exploded!

Apollo: How delightful~

Alphonse: I know! This is great! Let me figure another one out...

Jacky: ... I've never seen that before!

Alphonse : O:-)

Kyle: Me neither!

Yuan: [Yuan is Away. Status: Getting a drink]

Kratos: ...

Jacky: How adorable~!

Luke: Laaaame.

Alphonse: :-P

Apollo: Hahahaha!

Alphonse: It's not lame, it's funny!

Luke: Still lame.

Apollo: How expressive, I had no idea chat rooms could do this.

Mieu: Mieu?

Alphonse: 8-)

Mieu: How do you do that?

Alphonse: Now that's neat...the little sun glasses come off...

Alphonse: There a yellow smiley on my bar thing..

Luke: ...Oh hell no. Don't teach it, please don't teach it how to do it.

(abridged)

Mieu: :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mieu: Look, Master!

Kratos: ...

Luke: GAH

Luke: STOP IT

Apollo: HAHAHA!

Yuan: Yuan has returned

Yuan: .......

Jacky: :-D

Yuan: [Yuan is away. Status: Getting ANOTHER drink]

 

 

Jade: Hmm... You never know. It is the internet after all. Guy or, Lorelei forbid, Yuan, may appear anytime now.

Luke: ...Jade, it's...

Max has entered the room.

Yuan has entered the room.

 

Jay: what the fuck, is this fucking russia? why the fuck are you all speaking fucking brittish?

Blackout: It's English, creature.

Blackout: A common language.

Jay: it's fuckin' brittish, there's a difference, those fuckers are all smart and shit and drink fuckin' tea

Tieria: Why would they be speaking "British" in Russia, pray tell?

Jay: uhh, because they're european

Blackout: Illogical.

Jay: jesus, I thought you were fuckin' smart

 

Tsunade: I swear, the one who moves that pedophile off-world will have hell to pay.

Kyo: Seconded.

Clary: I can keep him on world if I know where he is....

Jiraiya: We'll make double sure of it

Clary: I can keep him in one place

Ash Crimson: Yes.

Orochimaru: Pedophile? Funny words from a man who writes pornography.

Jiraiya: I don't collect children in a cave

Clary: But perfect to describe you

Orochimaru: ....

 

Eva: HORNY VAMPIRE SPACE LESBIANS.

 

Orochimaru: I'd prefer our activities stay a bit more... private.

 

Naomi: Otherwise, I would still be dead....

Ganondorf: I see no harm in such a venture.

 

Orochimaru: ... Kabuto, your botanical lab is giving me a headache. Would you please quiet it.

Kabuto: Yes, Of course. I had hoped the tomatoes would have quieted down by now...

 

Tobi: Senpai's hands are cool!

Tobi: ...

Deidara: Hey, I can insult too hm.

Tobi: He's good with his hands~

Karin: *snorts*

Deidara: Yeah my hands are am-NO. No Tobi BAD BOY.

Sasuke: Your insults are petty and pathetic.

Tobi: ...

Tobi: WHAT?

Karin: You'd know, wouldn't you?

Deidara: ... you're socially inept Tobi. Un.

Tobi: But...

Karin: *smirking so much*

Tobi: That doesn't matter!

Deidara: What doesn't?

Tobi: You said Akatsuki aren't social!

Deidara: They don't talk about touching one another either un.

Tobi: ...

Deidara: It sounds weird to EVERYONE ELSE so stop.

Tobi: But senpai, Itachi-senpai agreed with me!

Deidara: ...

Deidara: what.

Deidara: un.

Tobi: HE DID.

Deidara: ...

Itachi: ...

Karin: This is getting interesting....

Deidara: I've never touched Itachi.

Deidara: ... like that.

Deidara: Un

Deidara: wait.

Deidara: Ugh

Deidara: Forget it.

Tobi: ... No, I said you could get money off your skill!

Tobi: ........

Deidara: ........

 

Yuusuke has entered the room.

Orochimaru: Jiraiya I am going to come rape you.

Jiraiya: .................

Jiraiya: What?

Yuusuke: ...that's a wonderful thing to come in to.

 

Itachi: Slut - noun 1.a dirty, slovenly woman. 2. an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute.

Ukon: That's who I am.

 

Karin: You've given up regular porn and moved to guy-on-guy action?

Shino: Yes.

 

Ukon: Fuck you guys.

Juno: Yes.

 

Sorata: Well, it's a start! =D Got any other things you like doing?

Emil: Besides Richter-san...? Um, I'm not sure...

Richter: ...

Emil: Um, I guess I like being with Marta too...

Sorata: Anything in particular you like doing with them?

Emil: ... um, whatever they want to do?

Emil: I-If they want to do something, then I guess I'll go along with it too...

 

Juno: Language!

Juno: I do not fucking approve of cursing!

House: English, mainly.

Karin: You poor baby

Juno: You poor heartless bitch.

Karin: Why don't you grow up so your virgin ears can handle it

Juugo: But if youdon't...approve of it...then why did you use it?

House: Immaculate conception?

House: I doubt it

Juno: Why don't you get laid so your virgin pussy will stop aching and you'll stop bitching.

Karin: ..............

 

Arche: Not against me you can't. What I got is candy and some nachos. Take it or have me cook something. One or the other.

Luke: ... I think I'd rather just go with the candy and nachos. Or try and make something myself.

Arche: Then what? Make me be the one to take you to the hospital? "Yes ma'am, he poisoned himself. I don't think it could be classified as a suicide attempt. Just idiocy."

 

Ukon has entered the room

Eros: I may or may not be naked.

 

Juno: I like Tiara's idea.

Larxene: ... XD

Tieria: Spelling error.

Larxene: It suits you, I think~

Juno: ....spelling error?

Mikaela: You're a couple letters off there, Juno~

Tieria: I fail to see how.

Larxene: Because you're a pretty pretty princess. XD

 

Larxene: Pretty purple princess there is available, Ayame~

Ayame: Oho?

Tieria: I'm not female.

Tieria: ...or a princess. I think we may have gone through this.

Larxene: Riiight, and Edgeworth doesn't wear pink.

 

Gaara: ...A woman cannot penis a penis.

Gaara: possess

 

Tim:  Dick!

Tony: bruce lol

Bruce: This isn't word association, Tony.