Lloyd loves you. No seriously, he does.

He's the hero from Tales of Symphonia, and he defeated evil with the help of his battle smarts, his loyals friends, and good old-fashioned dumb luck. He's notoriously stupid and extremely likable, and he'll go to great lengths to befriend every person he sees.

The few people he does not love include Kadaj -- who posted pornography of his good friend Colette -- and Yazoo -- who ambushed him and shot him in the back.