.In which schoolmistress Miri attempts to control her rather rowdy class.

 

...Yeah, we don't know either, and we were there for it.

 

Miri (8:50:05 PM): Alright gaiz.

Miri (8:50:11 PM): I am going to tell you a story.

Nine (8:50:27 PM): wee story tiem

Miri (8:50:29 PM): And I want to hear your thoughts afterwards. :<

Miri (8:50:38 PM): tell me if it sounds like something you'd ship

Miri (8:50:50 PM): Main Character and Mysterious Partner are detectives on the force.

Miri (8:50:56 PM): Mysterious Partner goes undercover in a crime syndicate.

Miri (8:51:08 PM): She then goes bad, and ends up joining them. Bad shit goes down.

Miri (8:51:17 PM): When her force finds out, they contact Main Character

Shiro (8:51:25 PM): do these characters haev names, miss?

Pari (8:51:28 PM): *is still chewing on Miri*

Pari (8:51:31 PM): om nom nom nom

Miri (8:51:47 PM): Names are revealed later. :< High Art has no need for names.

Nine (8:52:07 PM): ...

Miri (8:52:27 PM): ...But for the sake of argument, Main Character is called Kyle and Mysterious Partner is called. Bella.

Miri (8:52:29 PM): Okay?

Nine (8:52:33 PM): main character + partner = otp?

Norry (8:52:41 PM): so good-character-gone-wrong and person-to-redeem her otp?

Shiro (8:52:44 PM): okay miss. o3o

Miri (8:53:07 PM): So! After a minor freakout, Kyle tracks Bella down to the docks.

Shiro (8:53:11 PM): miss miss can i be excused.

Bella (8:53:12 PM): ... What?

Miri (8:53:48 PM): When they call Kyle about Bella's turncoatyness, he has a minor OH MY GOD NO moment.

Miri (8:53:54 PM): --Why, Shiro.

Shiro (8:54:14 PM): because i left my bag in chemistry, miss.

Miri (8:54:30 PM): It will still be there at the end of the day.

Miri (8:54:33 PM): :<

Shiro (8:54:41 PM): but miiiiiiss

Nine (8:54:42 PM): ...

Miri (8:54:56 PM): Do you need the contents right now?

Nine (8:54:59 PM): it has her tampons in it! I saw them!

Miri (8:55:20 PM): ..oh. Fine then. As quickly as possible.

Shiro (8:55:23 PM): someone might nick my purse --OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

Nine (8:55:38 PM): OH MY GOD I DID

Miri (8:55:55 PM): Pipe down, you two!

Nine (8:56:00 PM): WHAT

Shiro (8:56:01 PM): i am so not picking you for my team in p.e.

Miri (8:56:20 PM): *facepalm*

Nine (8:56:23 PM): ohmygod, you're such. a betch. I was so totally joking, this is why I don't sit with you at lunch.

Shiro (8:56:28 PM): miss she's bullying me.

Norry (8:56:31 PM): MISSSSSSSS I REALLY NEED TO POTTY ;_; CAN I GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Shiro (8:56:37 PM): miss miss give her detention.

Miri (8:56:42 PM): Right. Emmy, go sit in the left corner. Shiro, go sit in the right.

Nine (8:56:52 PM): ...I'm already in the left corner!

Miri (8:56:54 PM): Nor...go. Be quick. -.-'

Shiro (8:56:55 PM): BUT I DI'N'T DO NUFFINK

Nine (8:56:58 PM): jeeze, good thing you're not a math teacher

Norry (8:57:01 PM): *waddle-flee!*

Janella (8:57:15 PM): Miiiiiiiiiss somebody shot a spitball at the back of my head.

Miri (8:57:16 PM): This isn't a maths lesson!

Nine (8:57:22 PM): *hides straw*

Shiro (8:57:30 PM): miss miss what happened to kyle and bella?

Miri (8:57:34 PM): --Alphonse, don't shoot Philly with spitballs.

Nine (8:57:39 PM): stop being a suck up!

Janella (8:57:39 PM): Miss, miss, it's in my haaaaiiiiir.

Shiro (8:57:41 PM): did they have s-e-youknowwhat?

Miri (8:57:44 PM): ....

Norry (8:57:45 PM): *return* MISSSSS THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING BECAUSE I TRIED TO PUT A WHOLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN IT.

Norry (8:57:58 PM): JANELLA TOLD ME TO. ;_;

Nine (8:58:01 PM): ... *facepalm*

Janella (8:58:10 PM): --YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ADMIT THAT.

Miri (8:58:22 PM): (THIS IS WHY I DON'T COVER THIS YEAR'S LESSONS ARGHH)

Norry (8:58:23 PM): ;D; I'M SORRYYYY~!!

Nine (8:58:30 PM): as easy is Spe'd Story Class is, I should have taken Home Ec.

Janella (8:58:37 PM): Miss, miss, Norry is a tattletale!

Miri (8:58:39 PM): QUIET DOWN THE LOT OF YOU.

Miri (8:58:42 PM): FINGERS ON LIPS.

Janella (8:58:48 PM): 8x

Shiro (8:58:49 PM): miss.

Nine (8:58:50 PM): *finger lips*

Miri (8:58:51 PM): >(

Norry (8:58:52 PM): ;_; NO I'M NO-- *fingers on lips!*

Nine (8:58:57 PM): *fingers lips?*

Miri (8:59:02 PM): Right.

Norry (8:59:04 PM): ..........

Shiro (8:59:05 PM): i ain't putting no fingers on lips.

Norry (8:59:12 PM): EMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

Norry (8:59:17 PM): ;_; YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT I CLASS

Nine (8:59:17 PM): YOU MEAN THE LIPS ON OUR FACE, RIGHT?

Miri (8:59:25 PM): Shiro, I will send you out of the chatr-- EMMY.

Janella (8:59:30 PM): shiro shut up you'll get in--EMMY EW

Miri (8:59:36 PM): THAT IS NOT DECENT BEHAVIOUR

Miri (8:59:38 PM): OUT

Miri (8:59:39 PM): NOW

Shiro (8:59:52 PM): Do I look bothered, miss?

Nine (8:59:56 PM): ... well if you wanted to join, all you had to do was ask

Norry (9:00:10 PM): Janella, what does she mean? D: I dont get it.

Miri (9:00:13 PM): HEADTEACHER'S OFFICE. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE AND THE DECENCY YOU SHOULD BE MAINTAINING

Janella (9:00:15 PM): SHirooooo, you're gonna get in--

Janella (9:00:24 PM): I'll. I'll tell you later, Norry.

Miri (9:00:25 PM): ...I'm watching you, SHiro.

Nine (9:00:27 PM): *grumbles, snatches books, walks out, slams door*

Yuan (9:00:33 PM): ... what did I come back to? XD

Norry (9:00:35 PM): :3 are you still comin' round to play pokemon~?

Miri (9:00:39 PM): RIGHT. Now. Back to the story.

Bella (9:00:42 PM): I choose not to look... XD

Shiro (9:00:45 PM): are you watching me miss? are you looking at me?

Janella (9:00:49 PM): You know it! But mommy's gonna make us sammiches first.

Shiro (9:00:50 PM): do you think i'm pretty miss?

Norry (9:00:53 PM): 8D Yay!

Shiro (9:00:59 PM): are you a PEDOPHILE, miss?

Janella (9:01:03 PM): Fluff sammiches!

Norry (9:01:04 PM): ...............

Norry (9:01:06 PM): *GASP*

Miri (9:01:12 PM): So Kyle has tracked down Bella at the docks. *POINTED IGNORING*

Norry (9:01:15 PM): MUM SAID STAY AWAY FROM PEDOPHILES. ;_;

Norry (9:01:25 PM): MISS ARE YOU ONE 'CAUSE I'LL HAE TO LEAVE. ;_____;

Janella (9:01:51 PM): I WILL TOO, MISS.

Miri (9:01:52 PM): I am not a pedophile. Shiro, don't use words you don't know the meaning of, plese.

Miri (9:01:55 PM):*please

Norry (9:02:00 PM): Kay 83

Norry (9:02:06 PM): *hands in lap*

Nine (9:02:07 PM): *knocks, walks back in* Miss? The head teacher said I was the reason she was failing in her relationship and why she cries at night, and said that if you send me there one more time she'll put you out on your ass

Shiro (9:02:09 PM): means you like the chilluns, miss.

Miri (9:02:25 PM):. . .

Shiro (9:02:34 PM): Does the headteacher know you're a pedophile, miss?

Miri (9:03:07 PM): ...*just. gives up.* Go have breaktime, kids. God knows you won't ever make anything useful of yourselves in later life anyway.

Janella (9:03:12 PM): Shirooooo stop bothering herrrrr.

Shiro (9:03:22 PM): Did you just say I'm gonna be a failure miss.

Janella (9:03:27 PM): Miss! H-how could you...? *CRAI*

Shiro (9:03:34 PM): Did you say that I ain't gonna make nuffink of my life?

Nine (9:03:41 PM): okay! anyone want some crack?

Miri (9:03:49 PM): Not you, Philly. I'm sure you have a bright future-- EMMY.

Miri (9:03:53 PM): NOT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.

Janella (9:03:55 PM): No! Crack is for bad girls! D:<

Miri (9:03:57 PM): WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

Shiro (9:03:59 PM): well, miss, I don't rightly care. I. ain't. bothered.

Nine (9:04:07 PM): ....technically we're on the second floor

Nine (9:04:18 PM): is anyone recording this? I think it's wiki-worthy

Norry (9:04:33 PM): .... Miss, can I have my juicebox now?

Miri (9:04:34 PM): I hate you people so, so much.

Shiro (9:04:46 PM): 'Cause I got a job dahn Asda already. I'm set for life, me.

Nine (9:05:07 PM): I'm a professional slacker, my career is established

Janella (9:05:15 PM): If Norry has her juicebox, miss, can I have mine?

Norry (9:05:17 PM): My mum says Asda is for lowlives, she does.

Miri (9:05:26 PM): I'm sure that'll be a lifelong career, insofar as your life will be long.

Shiro (9:05:36 PM): Miss, miss, I don't care if you're a pedophile. I think it's good to have hobbies.

Nine (9:05:44 PM): xD

Miri (9:05:44 PM): ....

Miri (9:05:50 PM): *head in hands*

Janella (9:05:53 PM): Shiroooooooooooooo!

Janella (9:06:01 PM): Stop saying things like thaaaaaaaat!

Miri (9:06:03 PM): *weary* Yes, Philly, Nor, have your juice.

L (9:06:04 PM): XD

Janella (9:06:04 PM): ;D;

Norry (9:06:07 PM): MISSSSS CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY JUICE BOX PLEASE MISS. ;_; I WONT TELL ANYONE THAT YOU'RE A PEDOPHIL-- YAY.

L (9:06:12 PM): I thought she was an Aquarius?

Shiro (9:06:12 PM): Miiiiiiiss. You should come down Asda, I can get you stuff free.

Norry (9:06:14 PM): *sipsip* :3

Janella (9:06:22 PM): Thank you miss. *sipsipsip*

Nine (9:06:24 PM): YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND YOU'RE ADOPTED. FUCK YOUR JUICEBOX

Shiro (9:06:28 PM): I can show you how to hide it in your top.

Miri (9:06:30 PM): EMMY.

Norry (9:06:37 PM): ............. w-what.

Miri (9:06:38 PM): ...

Nine (9:06:43 PM): because... nor?

Shiro (9:06:44 PM): 'Cause lawd knows you got enough room in there.

Miri (9:06:50 PM): . . .

Nine (9:06:51 PM): I.... am... your mother

Miri (9:06:56 PM): ...Emmy. Shiro.

Janella (9:06:57 PM): .......

Norry (9:06:58 PM): ;_; *juicebox falls from hand!* m-m'mum don't hate me.

Miri (9:06:59 PM): Out NOW.

Shiro (9:07:03 PM): make me.

Miri (9:07:03 PM): GO HOME.

Miri (9:07:09 PM): I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO

Miri (9:07:15 PM): OUT OF M CLASSCHAT

Miri (9:07:15 PM): NOW

Shiro (9:07:16 PM): Or issat what you want me to say?

Nine (9:07:19 PM): I... I get beat at home -.-

Janella (9:07:21 PM): But I've met Nor's mum and she's not you, Emmy.

Janella (9:07:26 PM): You're lying.

Shiro (9:07:30 PM): I bet you'd like an excuse to manhandle me, wouldn't you, miss?

Janella (9:07:31 PM): Only bad girls lie.

Miri (9:07:34 PM): . . .

Norry (9:07:42 PM): Janella why did she say that? ;n; Mum doesnt hate me, does she? *wibble*

Janella (9:08:01 PM): Nooooo, your mum loves you, Nor. >8

Shiro (9:08:20 PM): Miiiiiiss, do you want to touch meee?

Miri (9:08:21 PM): "Don't worry if you fail medical school" they said. "You can always be a teacher" they said. "It's a nice job" they said. *whimper*

Nine (9:08:25 PM): yeees

Nine (9:08:28 PM): she HATES YOU

Norry (9:08:32 PM): ...........

Miri (9:08:34 PM): EMMY. STOP THAT.

Norry (9:08:35 PM): ;~;

Janella (9:08:35 PM): Please don't be sad, miss.

Janella (9:08:41 PM): AND STOP SAYING THAT EMMY>

Nine (9:08:42 PM): you ruined her dreams of professional dancing when she got knocked up

Janella (9:08:42 PM): I'LL

Janella (9:08:43 PM): I

Janella (9:08:51 PM): I'LL BEAT YOU UP IF YOU MAKE NORRY CRY.

Norry (9:08:56 PM): *g-goes to wibble in corner with juicebox* ._.

Miri (9:09:02 PM): EMMY, DO YOU WANT ME TO PHONE HOME?

Nine (9:09:07 PM): *feels like Bender from the Breakfast Club*

Shiro (9:09:08 PM): miss miss don't you want to touch me?

Nine (9:09:14 PM): I DON'T HAVE A PHONE

Miri (9:09:15 PM): BECAUSE YOU ARE LEAVING ME WITH VERY LITTLE OPTION.

Nine (9:09:17 PM): <.<

Miri (9:09:27 PM): Shiro, nobody wants to touch you. Stop asking.

Nine (9:09:27 PM): WE LIVE IN A TRAILER

Janella (9:09:40 PM): Yeah, Shiro has cooties anyway.

Shiro (9:09:41 PM): do you not like me, miss? do you think i'm a minger? ARE YOU SAYIN' I'M FAT MISS.

Nine (9:09:53 PM): YES

Janella (9:09:53 PM): You have COOTIES, Shiro.

Nine (9:09:57 PM): SUE HER SUE HER

Nine (9:10:04 PM): SEXUAL HARRASMENT

Nine (9:10:11 PM): SAY SHE BADTOUCHED YOU

Nine (9:10:14 PM): BAD TOUCH!

Miri (9:10:20 PM): . . .

Nine (9:10:36 PM): BAD TOUCH

Shiro (9:10:38 PM): miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss.

Nine (9:11:09 PM): ...

Miri (9:11:17 PM): *thinking longingly of the vodka bottle in the bottom drawer*

Shiro (9:11:19 PM): mr smith likes me, miss. :|

Shiro (9:11:29 PM): must be something wrong with you, miss.

Miri (9:11:45 PM): Then why don't you go gatecrash his lesson. I'm sure he'd welcome the sight of you.

Nine (9:11:48 PM): mr smith, her husband?

Nine (9:11:59 PM): does he like you often?

Nine (9:12:02 PM): and in skimpy clothing?

Shiro (9:12:05 PM): nah, mr smith in geography.

Alphonse (9:12:12 PM): OMG, it's so much easier to think when you have an empty bladder.'

Miri (9:12:13 PM): For the last time. Mr Smith is engaged to the other English teacher.

Shiro (9:12:22 PM): he likes it when i go up the ladder and put up maps for him.

Miri (9:12:37 PM): ...

Nine (9:12:52 PM): XD

Nine (9:13:00 PM): in skirts?

Miri (9:13:07 PM): *mental note to mention that to the Head*

Nine (9:13:18 PM): or up his "ladder"

Miri (9:13:23 PM): *CHOKE*

Shiro (9:13:42 PM): yeah, in skirts. he doesn't even mind on the days i forget to put me knickers on.

Miri (9:13:48 PM): . . . . .

Nine (9:13:50 PM): how nice of him.

Nine (9:13:54 PM): teacher of the year award, that

Shiro (9:14:04 PM): so clearly it must be something wrong with miss.

Miri (9:14:14 PM): Obviously.

Shiro (9:14:24 PM): why don't you like me miiiiiiss?

Janella (9:14:27 PM): Shiroooooo I think Mr. Smith is thinking about you in the no-no way.

Nine (9:14:41 PM): IN THE BADTOUCH WAY?

Janella (9:14:49 PM): ....Y-yes?

Shiro (9:14:54 PM): Cor.

Miri (9:14:55 PM): Emmy will you stop saying that

Norry (9:14:57 PM): o3o Is Mr. Smith a peodphile too, then?

Shiro (9:15:03 PM): I think so, yes.

Shiro (9:15:18 PM): So that means if they're both pedophiles, then miss should like me too.

Nine (9:15:19 PM): what... BADTOUCH

Janella (9:15:20 PM): I dun wanna go to this school anymore. *wibble*

Shiro (9:15:42 PM): miss miiiiiiiss why don't you like me?

Norry (9:15:49 PM): I hope this isn't really a school f'pedophiles 'cause m'mum would get mad at me. ._.

Janella (9:15:58 PM): Miss, will you take me to another school where they don't have pedophiles please?

Janella (9:16:04 PM): Oh, and Nor too please?

Nine (9:16:11 PM): because she only likes little children that have the meat, not the seat

Miri (9:16:13 PM): Technically, he wouldn't be (If these allegations were true. Which we have only Shiro's word for and that is not to be trusted) since you aren't prepubescent.

Norry (9:16:25 PM): ;_; J-Janella~ <3

Shiro (9:16:26 PM): what does emmy mean by that miss?

Miri (9:16:40 PM): We don't have pedophiles in this school, Philly. Don't listen to the other girls.

Nine (9:16:50 PM): *raises hand* I'm a pedophile.

Norry (9:16:51 PM): ... Miss, miss, what's prepbecent mean?

Janella (9:16:51 PM): A-are you sure, miss?

Miri (9:17:02 PM): ...Why don't you ask Emmy to tell you what it means lateretgngjdgn Emmy

Nine (9:17:03 PM): Can I go BADTOUCH Philo?

Shiro (9:17:04 PM): what does meat not the seat meeeaaaan.

Norry (9:17:06 PM): ...... Emmy you cant come round to play anymore.

Miri (9:17:06 PM): NO.

Nine (9:17:27 PM): *pets Nor* I'm not a Nor pedophile.

Nine (9:17:32 PM): I'm a Philo-phile

Miri (9:17:34 PM): .....

Norry (9:17:35 PM): N-no, please dont touch her. ;_; t-then she'd get pedophile cooties n' she couldnt come round.

Shiro (9:17:49 PM): someone tell meeeeeeeee.

Janella (9:17:54 PM): I don't waaaaaaaaaaant pedophile coooooooooootiiiiiiiiiiies! ;D;

Shiro (9:18:09 PM): miss missssssss misssssssssssssss what does it meeeean

Norry (9:18:16 PM): maybe it means she... ahm, maybe it means she doesnt like meat on her chair!

Nine (9:18:26 PM): PEDOPHILES HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF VAGINAL AND PENAL INTERCORSE WITH LITTLE LITTLE CHILDREN LIKE YOU ESPECIALLY IN THE BUTT WHICH IS CALLED SODOMY

Miri (9:18:32 PM): Nor, Philly, can you send a message to the head please. Both of you. Now. *scribbles something on a paper* very important message

Norry (9:18:38 PM): .................... w-what? ;_;

Miri (9:18:40 PM): ................EMMY

Norry (9:18:51 PM): M-miss, what's intercorse mean?

Nine (9:18:56 PM): IT MEANS SEX

Nine (9:18:59 PM): LOTS OF SEX

Nine (9:19:03 PM): SEX

Shiro (9:19:03 PM): miss miss i don't think nor got it right what does meat not the seat mean.

Nine (9:19:08 PM): BADTOUCH SEX

Miri (9:19:11 PM): EMMY, WILL YOU BE QUIET

Norry (9:19:17 PM): I'mscared.

Janella (9:19:18 PM): L-lets just go to the head please norry i don't want to be here anymore

Shiro (9:19:20 PM): tellmetellmetellmetellme

Miri (9:19:32 PM): Yes, you two. Just. Go.

Norry (9:19:35 PM): *reaches for hand* ;_; Hopefully he's not a pedophile.

Miri (9:19:39 PM):saveyourselves

Shiro (9:19:42 PM): WAIT WAIT WAIT

Nine (9:19:46 PM): ...

Nine (9:19:49 PM): can I have a snakc now/

Nine (9:19:52 PM): snack now??

Miri (9:20:00 PM): ...yes. sure. go ahead.

Nine (9:20:03 PM): and not "snack" as in Mr. Smith

Janella (9:20:04 PM): *hand hold* Hopefully. ;-;

Nine (9:20:08 PM): and his penis

Miri (9:20:13 PM): EMMY

Shiro (9:20:17 PM): DOES SHE MEAN ABOUT HAVING A FRIEND IN YOUR KNICKERS?

Nine (9:20:19 PM): HIS MAN PENIS

Janella (9:20:27 PM): Mum says grab-pull-and-twist though, so amybe we c'n try that if he is.

Norry (9:20:28 PM): Y-you shouldnt talk about Mr. Smith's willy. D:

Shiro (9:20:46 PM): BECAUSE I HAVE ONE OF THOSE AND MUMMY SAID THAT ONLY SPECIAL GIRLS HAVE THOSE AND I'M A SPECIAL GIRL.

Miri (9:20:47 PM): JUST GO, GIRLS

Norry (9:20:55 PM):*going!* D: D: D:

Shiro (9:20:57 PM): LOOK. *HOISTS SKIRT*

Pari (9:20:59 PM): HAY MIRI HAY HAY HAY MIRI MIR HAY

Janella (9:21:01 PM): *GOES* ;DDDD;

Miri (9:21:21 PM): SHIRO

Miri (9:21:27 PM): SKIRT DOWN

Shiro (9:21:52 PM): but i wanted to show everyone my special friend. because i bet they don't have one. >:

Nine (9:21:56 PM): *camera out* *snapshots*

Nine (9:21:58 PM): EBAY PICS

Miri (9:22:05 PM): THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE IN A CLASSROOM

Janella (9:22:22 PM): *s-so happy to NOT BE HERE* ;DDD;

Shiro (9:22:29 PM): miiiiiiiiiiss do you have a special friend in your knickers? are you a special girl or are you a normal girl?

Nine (9:22:46 PM): Do you guys wanna see Shiro's special furry friend?

Miri (9:22:56 PM): NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT.

Nine (9:22:57 PM): and not her dog... unless she has a weiner doh

Nine (9:22:58 PM): dog*

Nine (9:23:10 PM): I've got it on film! I can zoom in

Shiro (9:23:22 PM): mummy says that just because it's not the same as the other girls doesn't mean i'm not a girl. >:

Miri (9:23:30 PM): T-the bell is going to go any minute now. Why don't you just. Go early. please.

Nine (9:23:48 PM): it's.... sideways o.O

Nine (9:24:01 PM):and why... do you have two!?

Nine (9:24:11 PM): -o-

Shiro (9:24:47 PM): ...i'm going to go play with mr smith. he doesn't care that i have a friend in my knickers. he says that he has one too and wants to show me.

Nine (9:24:53 PM): ...

Nine (9:25:03 PM): WHAT IS YOUR KNICKERFRIEND's NAME?

Nine (9:25:07 PM): IS IT PETER?

Shiro (9:25:17 PM): i-it doesn't have a name.

Shiro (9:25:27 PM): MISS MISS DO YOU WANT TO NAME IT.

Miri (9:25:42 PM):...NO. I DO NOT.

Miri (9:25:50 PM): TAKE IT OUTSIDE

Shiro (9:26:09 PM): we could call it miss sausage dog. because it looks like a sausage. what do you think, miss?

Miri (9:26:33 PM): AND I AM SCHEDUALING YOU IN THE THE SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST FOR YOUR EXHIBITIONIST ISSUES. PUT IT AWAY.

Nine (9:26:39 PM): XD

Nine (9:26:40 PM): Or a salami!

Shiro (9:26:49 PM): ...i-i caaan't.

Shiro (9:26:59 PM): it won't fit back in my knickers.

Pari (9:26:59 PM): You're both wrong. Nii-chan has a log. *giggles*

Bella (9:27:06 PM): ....

Shiro (9:27:10 PM): mummy normally puts it back in.

Miri (9:27:14 PM): ............

Miri (9:27:22 PM): then

Shiro (9:27:27 PM): can you help me miss.

Miri (9:27:27 PM): drop the skirt

Miri (9:27:31 PM): on top

Miri (9:27:35 PM): so we can't see it

Miri (9:27:39 PM): and go to the nurse.

Miri (9:27:52 PM): That is not part of my job description.

Shiro (9:28:03 PM): the nurse tries to make me wear trousers, miss.

Miri (9:28:11 PM): Why don't you.

Shiro (9:28:15 PM): but only boys wear trousers, mummy says.

Nine (9:28:22 PM): ...

Nine (9:28:28 PM): but boys don't have hooters like yours

Miri (9:28:53 PM): Girls and boys can both wear trousers.

Shiro (9:29:14 PM): but then mr smith might not like me.

Miri (9:29:19 PM): ....

Nine (9:29:31 PM): ...

Nine (9:29:35 PM): this is getting odd

Miri (9:29:40 PM): If Mr Smith only likes you because you wear skirts then he's not...not a very good friend

Miri (9:29:58 PM): And you shouldn't hang around him any more.

Nine (9:30:03 PM): XD

Nine (9:30:05 PM): literally

Shiro (9:30:09 PM): you're only saying that because you don't like him, miss. you're jealous. :|

Nine (9:30:10 PM): "hang"

Nine (9:30:13 PM): you get it?

Nine (9:30:16 PM): cause she has a cock?

Nine (9:30:19 PM): HANG?

Nine (9:30:21 PM): ...

Miri (9:30:23 PM): ....

Nine (9:30:27 PM): BADTOUCH

Shiro (9:30:29 PM): .....IT'S NOT A COCK IT'S MY SPECIAL FRIEND.

Nine (9:30:38 PM): COCK

Miri (9:30:43 PM): EMMY

Nine (9:30:47 PM): Cock?

Nine (9:30:49 PM): I mean... yes?

Miri (9:30:51 PM): STOP THAT.

Nine (9:30:56 PM): stop what?

Miri (9:31:01 PM): CONTROL YOUR LANGUAGE.

Nine (9:31:02 PM): BADTOUCH COCK?!

Miri (9:31:07 PM): .....

Nine (9:31:10 PM): ...how DARE you?

Nine (9:31:12 PM): I have terrets!!

Nine (9:31:13 PM): FUCK.

Shiro (9:31:20 PM): ...oh look, i nearly got it back in!

Nine (9:31:31 PM): ...can I touch it?

Miri (9:31:42 PM): You do not have Turettes. NO, YOU CAN'T. NOT IN MY CLASSROOM.

Nine (9:31:48 PM): FUCK

Miri (9:31:51 PM): GO INTO THE TOILETS IF YOU FEEL THAT URGE

Nine (9:31:54 PM): I WANT TO TOUCH HER COCK

Miri (9:31:58 PM): EMMY

Nine (9:32:10 PM): don't act like you don't want to

Shiro (9:32:11 PM): NO EMMY I ONLY LET MY FRIENDS TOUCH IT AND YOU'RE MEAN.

Miri (9:32:13 PM): ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF EXPELLED

Nine (9:32:18 PM): ...yes?!

Miri (9:32:28 PM): ...That explains so much.

Nine (9:32:32 PM): BUT I AM ONLY MEAN BECAUSE I LIKE YOU!

Shiro (9:32:33 PM): i'm going to find mr smith. :|

Shiro (9:32:41 PM): *RUNS AWAY*

Miri (9:32:45 PM): SHIRO--

Nine (9:32:45 PM): *CHASES*

Nine (9:33:01 PM): *OUT INTO THE HALLWAY SCREAMING 'LET ME TOUCH YOUR COCK'*

Miri (9:33:07 PM): ....*gives up and chugs from the vodka in the bottom drawer*

 

 

...Miri never did get to finish her story.

 

(Slightly edited for ease of reading.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no! Miss Miri 2: Miss Amy Takes Over

 

 

 

 

Amy: funny story about the gynocologist time~?

Amy: Cause I have one

Itsuki: ooh, do tell

Hermione: Ah, sure!

Hermione: STORYTEIMS.

Itsuki: *serves cookies and milk*

Atoli: *A*

Nine: OOH TEACHER *raises hand*

Amy: So I had an appointment and a week or so later they mail me the results and such

Hermione: Just had some.

Nine: DID THE GYNO BADTOUCH YOU

Nine: ?

Hermione: D:

Amy: ....

Yuki: D=

Amy: no

Itsuki: that's what they're supposed to do

Amy: ....true

Yuki: TEACHER!

Amy: ANYWAYS

Amy: Yes?

Yuki: Are you sure?

Nine: *raises hand* can I pee?

Yuki: HEY, I WAS FIRST.

Itsuki: TEACHER! Hermione got more cookies than me!

Nine: NO I WAS FIRST

Amy: .....

Yuki: NUH UH.

Nine: I HAVE TO GO BAD

Nine: IT'S A EMERGENCY

Amy: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU BRATS >O

Hermione: 'Cause I'm the teacher's pet!

Amy: *would make a terrible teacher*

Hermione: *takes Itsuki's cookies*

Nine: You're the teacher's suck up.

Itsuki: *A*

Yuki: JUST PEE IN TEACHER'S DESK LIKE LAST TIME.

Itsuki: Hermioneee ;_;

Amy: .......

Hermione: Shut up, you're just jealous!

Hermione: *om noms*

Nine: pleeeeeeeeease I hafta go baaaaad

Amy: gooooooooooooo

Nine: *pees in floor*

Amy: ....

Itsuki: OKAY, I WANT TO HEAR THE BADTOUCH STORY NOW

Nine: thank you, teacher ^_^

Hermione: Ewwwwww.

Nine: SHUT UP YOU'RE SUCKING UP

Itsuki: NUH-UH

Yuki: Teacher, something smells.

Nine: YUH HUH

Amy: Well it really has nothing to do with the badtouching, but anywaysssssssss

Nine: IT'S YOUR MOM, UMBLEDORE

Hermione: Oooooooooooooooooh.

Nine: YOU KNOW WHAT A GYNO DOES?

Yuki: TEACHER, EMMY'S TEASING ME AGAIN.

Atoli: ...

Nine: HE OR SHE STICKS A FINGER INTO YOUR MOMMY OR YOUR SISSY'S COOTHER

Atoli: wh-what's going on?

Amy: My brother gets the mail, sees it's something for me and is all 'ooooooooooo Amy's got mail! Who's it from???'

Amy: .........

Itsuki: STORYTIME is going on

Yuki: It's storytime, Pillow.

Nine: you're name is Amy?!

Yuki: Sit down next to Emmy.

Amy: Yes

Nine: Can I call you amy?

Nine: No!

Nine: Cooties!

Amy: Sure -_-

Nine: Aaaaaamy loves piiiiiiiiilllowww

Hermione: Oh, ooh, can I call you Amy?

Itsuki: Teachers don't have first names...

Nine: Amy and pillow sitting in a tree

Nine: NO YOU CANNOT

Amy: He reads the return address

Itsuki: and they sleep at school like vampires.

Nine: ONLY I CAN CALL HER AMY

Hermione: You can@

Amy: "Oh It's just from some gym"

Nine: AMY AND PILLOW SITTING IN A TREE

Nine: K

Hermione: XDDD

Nine: I

Nine: S

Nine: S

Nine: I

Nine: N

Amy: So of course I'm all like, "wtf? The gym?"

Itsuki: ...G

Larx has entered the room.

Nine: ASDLFJ LOCKED

Larx: hihi <3

Itsuki: come join us for storytime!

Nine: BUT MISSS AMY

Itsuki has left the room.

Hermione: Hi, Larx!

Yuki: You can sit next to Emmy.

Nine: I HAVE TO POOP ;|

Nine: NO COOTIES

Yuki: And her peepuddle.

Amy: So I get the letter, see it's actually the gynocologist, and of course must point this out to my brother right away

Amy: .....

Larx: ... what did I come back to

Yuan:  You don't want to know.

Hermione: Story teim.

Amy: insanity

Nine: STORY TIEM IN CLASS

Amy: as usual

Nine: ...you can sit next to me

Amy: *apparently the only adult in chat right now*

Yuki: Teacher, can I has a cookie?

Nine: IT'S MISS MIRI ALL OVER AGAIN

Nine: SHE GOT FIRED FOR THIS

Hermione: What did your brother do, Ms. Amy?

Itsuki has entered the room.

Larx: hey, I'm technically an adult now!

Nine: AND BECAUSE SHE BADTOUCHED THE HERMEPHRODITE

Itsuki WHAT

Nine: YAH

Nine: I WAS THERE

Amy: So, he freaks out, tells me I'm gross and that's about it

Nine: I BADTOUCHED IT TOO

Nine: DO YOU WANT ME TO BEND OVER LIKE MISS MIRI DID?

Hermione: Boys are weird, Ms. Amy.

Amy: not that great a story, but what occured because of it...great

Amy: They are indeed

Yuki: I'm not weird.

Amy: And don't forget

Hermione: And they're icky too.

Yuki: 8|

Amy: THEY HAVE COOTIES

Nine: ... miss miri's vodka is still in the drawer

Yuki: Idonot.

Amy: THERE ARE NO BOYS HERE

Itsuki: Yuki-chan has cooties~

Nine: COOTIES?!! WHERE?

Hermione: You are weird, Yuki.

Nine: ...

Nine: is class over?

Yuki: Teacher, I'm being cyber bullied.

Amy: Yes

Amy: go

Itsuki: yay, recess!

Amy: now

Amy: plz

Nine: ....but I LOVE YOU

Amy: LEAVE

Yuki: FOOD FIGHT.

Nine: NEVEREEEEEEE

Itsuki: BUT I BROUGHT YOU AN APPLE

Nine: food fight?

Nine: *grabs apple*

Amy: *PUNTS YOU ALL OUT OF THE CLASSROOM*

Itsuki: ;3;

Nine: *hits Amy in head with*

Hermione: Don't eat Itsuki's apples.

Itsuki: BUT YOU LOVE ME

Amy: Ouch.

Nine: she hates you

Itsuki: ITSUKI'S APPLES ARE ONLY FOR TEACHER

Nine: AND SO DO YOUR PARENTS

Hermione: They're gross and were in the trashcan.

Nine: YOU'RE ADOPTED

Amy: ...

Hermione: XD

Larx: http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/1573588.html?thread=100364500#t100375508 wtf larx

Nine: AND YOUR ADOPTED PARENTS HATE YOU.

Itsuki: I DON'T HAVE PARENTS *3*

Nine: me either v_v

Atoli: gotta gooo

Amy: ...*leaves the classroom*

Atoli: WE ARE FUNDAMING

Nine: *follows*

Itsuki: FUMDANING TIME

Nine: waaaaait

Luke has left the room.

Amy: ....

Amy: *punt!*

Hermione: Ms. Amy, Ms. Amy!

Hermione: What does "intercourse" mean?

Amy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Atoli has left the room.

Nine: Ms. Amy, do you badtouch Mr. Smith too? Like me and Ms. Miri?

Nine: OOOH

Nine: I CAN TELL YOU

Nine: INTERCOURSE

Amy: IT MEANS YOUR MOM

Hermione: And where do babies come from?

Nine: IS WHERE A BOY STORK AND A GIRL STORK

Amy: .....

Hermione: ;3;

Nine: FUCK EACHOTHER IN THE BUTT.

Yuki: Nuh uh!

CrimsonAbsol: ...

Yuki: That's doing it wrong!

Hermione: Then what is it!

Nine: Oh yeah?

Nine: if you're so smart

Nine: tell me, what is intercourse?

Amy: ....

Yuki: It's.. between courses.

Nine: ha!

Yuki: 8|

Amy: *runs away to teachers lounge*

Nine: like meals?

Larx: *karaoke* I wanna have intercooooourse with you (Yeah!) intercourse with you (Re-la-tions!)

Yuki: ...sometimes.

Itsuki: meals can be involved!

Nine: so... if you eat eggs, and wait, and then have pancakes

Amy: ....what is that from?

Hermione: No way, Mommy says I came from accidental intercourse!

Nine: you're going to get pregnant?

Nine: o.o

Yuki: Yeah, see, Itsuki agrees!

Nine: O_O

Nine: I'M PREGNANT

Amy: ....

Itsuki: IT WASN'T ME

Nine: HAHAHA, YOU'RE AN ACCIDENT

Hermione: You can't have babies from breakfast!

NineL you can too!

Larx: Jack: Family Guy.

Yuki: Yeah, it's only dinner!

Nine: storks have eggs, don't they?

Amy: Riiiiiight

Nine: if we eat the eggs

Hermione: Nu-uh.

Yuki: Yah-huh.

Nine: then the baby grows inside the belly

Larx: When I was a little kid, my friend would swear up and down that french kissing would make you pregnant

Amy: None of you are pregnant

Hermione: Nu-uh.

Nine: ^_^

Larx: I told her that was stupid XD

Nine: I'm pregnant

Hermione: Hahaha.

Nine: Mr. Smith told me not to tell you

Amy: ....

Amy: okay

Nine: he said it would be Adultry. but then i said that I'm not an adult! he's so silly.

Hermione: You kissed Mr. Smith?  Ewwwwwwww.

Amy: really creepy right thar

Nine: nuh uh!

Nine: we ate breakfast!

Hermione: ......(OMG XDDD)

Hermione: Breakfast like what?

Nine: .. (wow... this is getting out of hand XD)

Nine: Like... green eggs, and pants sausage

Hermione: ...(DDD doesn't know the meaning of "out of hand")

Yuki: Did Mr. Smith have you at his house for breakfast?

Nine: yes

Nine: he made me wear his Special Breakfast Costume

Amy: .....

Amy: that man is dead to me

Nine: Which is silly, because who eats breakfast in a bathing suit anyway?

Amy: and will be dead for realz

Nine: he didn't have any one peices

Amy: whoever he is

Amy: >.>

Hermione: People like Brittney Spears?

Nine: oooh

Hermione: Oooh, you're like her now!

Nine: She must eat a lot of breakfast

Nine: she has like 9 kids

Hermione: Yeah, Dad says he would have tapped that, but she's to crazy now.

Nine: *shakes head* that woman likes toast waaaay to much.

Amy: -_-

Nine: what does tapped that mean?

Hermione: But why would you tap someone, it oonly makes them mean.

Itsuki: like maple syrup

Itsuki: you have to tap the trees

Itsuki: and then you get syrup!

Nine: ooooooh

Itsuki: It has to do with pancakes. *nods*

Nine: so your daddy wants brittany spears's syrup?

Nine: so they can make babies during breakfast.

Hermione: I guess.

Nine: I get it!!

Itsuki: yep.

Hermione: That's weird.

Amy: .......

Yuki: I bet it's because she has quality syrup.

Amy: almost mad sense

Nine: well

Nine: after all the sausage that's been in her

Nine her breakfast HAS to be good

Amy: ............

Amy: holy crap

Larx: ....

Yuki: Teacher!

Amy: ...what

Larx: you get a gold fucking star

Nine:: me?

Yuki: Do people want to tap you for syrup?

Yuki: And have breakfast with you?

Amy: ...no

Amy: no they do not

Nine: You could tap me to make babies!

Amy: no thank you

Yuki: But you're ugly.

Nine: \o/

Nine: well, my daddy says your mommy's a skank

Nine: and that he hit her four times last week

Nine: is your mom okay? because dad can punch hard.

Amy:  ................

Yuki: I think he hit her legs.

Nine: ...(I'm going. to hell.)

Yuki: She was walking funny.

Amy: (Srsly)

Nine: ((XD)

Toph has left the room.

Nine: aww.

Nine: well, she left her bathing suit in my daddy's laundry basket and now Mommy won't talk to him because she had to do extra laundry

TehOldShoe: (Hell isn't such a bad place.  I hear the villas by the fire lake are particularly cozy)

Nine: (I always wanted to go to a suana, why not make it permanent?)

Amy: Children, children!

Itsuki: yes, teacher?

Nine: YESH MISS AMY?

Amy: I have your juice boxes here!

Itsuki: YAAAAAY

TehOldShoe: Yaaaay~!

Nine: are they the special kind?

Amy: (laced with sleeping pills MWAHAHA)

Amy: no

Itsuki: I love juice!

Amy: just regular juice!

Nine ...then I don't want.

Itsuki: I want five!

TehOldShoe: I only drink Pina Colada juice boxes.

Amy: ...

TehOldShoe: That's what my daddy gives me.

Amy: Alright

Amy: I didn't want to tell you

Amy: BUT

Amy: they are MAGICAL juice boxes

Nine: Daddy gives me what he calls 'The Captain'

Itsuki: 8O

Itsuki: I LIKE MAGIC

Amy: they turn into whatever drink you want!!!

Nine: which is dumb, because how can a bottle drive a boat?

TehOldShoe: O:!!!

Hermione: OOOH, I CAN DO MAGIC!

Larx: guys

Larx: guys

Nine: but that's okay

TehOldShoe: It must be a magic battle@

Larx: most of you probably weren't here for the original (it's on the quotes page) but...

Nine: because I would tap Johnny Depp for syrup to make breakfast babies every day

Larx: The Revenge of Bunkbeds

Amy: NOW DRINK UP

Nine no.

Amy: ...

Nine: It's captain or nothing.

Nine: >:

Itsuki: Can I have Emmy's?

Nine: NO

Amy: It turns into captain if you want!

Yuki: Teacher, can I have Emmy's?

Nine: IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NO ONE CAN

Itsuki: I WANT MOOORE

Itsuki: ;_;

Nine: *STEALS YOUR JUICEBOX AND DUMPS IT OUT*

Nine: HAHAHAHAHA

Amy: ................

Itsuki .....

Yuki: HAHA.

Nine: >:}

Itsuki: TEACHEEER

Yuki: *laughs at Itsuki*

Amy: WHAT?

Itsuki: EMMY'S BEIUNG A BULLY

Itsuki: *cries*

TehOldShoe: ;___;  THE JUICE IS ALL GONE

Yuki: *drinks juice*

Nine: *pokes Umble in the throat*

Itsuki: MY PARENTS DON'T FEED ME AT HOME

Amy: .....*gives up and drinks one of the juice boxes*

Amy: *passes out*

Itsuki: HEY

Itsuki: HEY GUYS

Itsuki: TEACHER AMY DIED

Itsuki: *pokes*

TehOldShoe: QUICK

Itsuki: YEP, SHE'S DEAD

TehOldShoe: START CPR

Itsuki: EWWWWWWW

Yuki: *spits juice all over Emmy's face*

TehOldShoe: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW~?

Nine: ..

Yuki: EMMY WHY DID YOU DO THAT.

Yuki: I WAS DRINKING JUICE.

Nine: I'M THE TEACHER NOW, BITCH

Itsuki: you have to kiss them

Nine: BUWAHAHAHA

Itsuki: IT"S ICKY

Amy: (OMG BUNKBEDS BTW)

Nine: LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW I SPIKED HER JUICEBOX WITH ARSENIC

Hermione: Whatever!

Hermione: What's arsenic?

Nine: *bends over Teacher's body*

Nine: Hmm...

Nine: Does she have any PJ's here?

Nine: She looks sleepy.

Nine: Help me undress her.

Amy: ....

Itsuki: okay! 8D

Nine: Here, I'll get her shirt, you get her pants

Itsuki: I wanna do the shirt!

Nine: no, it was my idea! >:

Itsuki: >:

Itsuki: ...;_;

Nine: >:!

Itsuki: ...;3;

Nine: .V.

Amy: (In hindsight I should have done this somewhere else)

Hermione: Yuki, get Ms. Amy's pants.

Yuki: But Asakura.

Yuki: Okay.

Nine: fine. we'll share and do both

CrimsonAbsol: I mentally put an "in" in there when I first read that

Itsuki: okay!

Itsuki: sharing is caring!

Nine: ^_^

Nine: I get the top button though

Nine: or, better yet...

Nine: *RIP*

Itsuki: fine, fine

Itsuki: :O

Nine: think she'll be mad?

Amy: .....

TehOldShoe: Nah.

Itsuki: we're helping her!

Nine: oya ^_^

Nine: ooh. lacey.

Nine: hay....

Itsuki: It's sparkly!

Nine: that's the bra mommy found in daddy's laundry basket!

Nine: o.o

Itsuki: why o girls wear lacy sparkly things where no one's gonna see them?

Nine: MISS AMY DID DADDY HIT YOU TOO?

CrimsonAbsol has left the room.

Nine: ..

Nine: we killed

Itsuki: ...we did

Itsuki: ... ;_;?

Nine: yeah

Nine: well, it was mostly you

Nine: *pats*

Nine: I won't tell

Itsuki: why are you such a bully, Emmy? ;_;

Itsuki: just don't tell my parents ;_;

Nine: Because I'm secretly insecure and have a haunted past riddled with abuse and neglect, so I hide it behind a tough outer exterior

Itsuki: they smack me when I do bad things ;_;

Nine: all I want is to be looooooved

Amy: ...*wakes up for the heck of it*

Itsuki: TEACHER ;3;

Amy: ....WHAT THE HELL????

Itsuki: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPY ;3;

Nine: ..

Nine: you're naked ^^

Itsuki: SO WE WANTED TO CHANGE YOU INTO YOUR JAMMIES ;3;

Amy: SO YOU TOOK MY CLOTHES OFF?

Hermione: *nodnod*

Yuki: You were sleepies.

Nine: but you didn't have any jammies

Amy: I DON'T HAVE JAMMIES HERE

Itsuki: Emmy made me!

Hermione: We did a good job, didn't we?

Nine: ...and I liked your clothes

Itsuki: it's not my fault!

Nine: so I stole them

Nine: and hid them

Amy: ....HID THEM?

Nine: in Mr. Smith's supply closet

Nine: he's teaching a class right now.

Amy: ....

Hermione: Ooooooooh.  How you gonna get, Ms. Amy

Itsuki: go and get them! We'll be really good while you're gone!

ItsukiI'll be in charge!

Nine: ... XD

Itsuki: I'm responsible!

Nine: NO

Nine: YOU KILLED HER

Amy: No.

Nine: AND RAPED HER

Amy: Emmy

Nine: IN HER SLEEP

Nine: I'M IN CHARGE

Amy: GO GET THEM

Hermione: D:

Nine: I HAVE INTIATIVE

Amy: NOW

Nine: ...make me.

Itsuki: WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU KNOW WILL HURT ME

Nine: >:

Amy: Do I have to call your parents?????

Itsuki: nuuu!

Hermione: Emmy's a meanie head, that's why.

Nine: Hay miss Amy...

Itsuki: my parents will smack me again ;_;

Amy: ...what

Amy: not you

Nine: why was your bra in my daddy's laundry basket?

Nine: you made mommy mad.

Amy: ......

Hermione: You can stay at my house, Itsuki!

Itsuki: yaay!

Amy: m-many people can have the same kind of bra!

Hermione: Sleepover!

Hermione: And then we can get Ms. Amy from Emmy's house!

Itsuki: I like sleepover! ]o/

Itsuki: I'll braid your hair!

Nine: but it says on the tag that it was costom made

Hermione: I seen her go in sometimes.

Amy: ...

Amy: you can't read yet

Hermione: But I saw you too!

Amy: ....

Nine: o_o then how are we speaking right now? do do doo do, do do do do, do do do do

Nine: *twighlight zone theme*

Amy: GO GET THE CLOTHES NOW

Nine: NO

Nine: YOU GO GET THEM

Amy: NOW

Nine: LAZY

Nine: ARE YOUR LEGS BROKED?

Hermione You gots to give us cookies first.

Amy: I'M NAKED NOT LAZY

Yuki: TEACHER!

Nine: I AIN'T YOU MAN-SLAVE, BIOTCH

Amy: *kicks Emmy out of the room and locks the door*

Nine: IT'S CAUSE I'M BLACK

Nine: RACISM

Nine: RACISM

Hermione: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Itsuki: \o/

Amy: ....

Nine: WHITE MAN KEEPIN' ME DOWN

Itsuki: the bully's gone~!

Yuki: TEACHER!

Hermione: BLACK REVOLUTION!

Amy: WHAT?

Nine: BLACK POWER

Yuki: You're naked.

Hermione: YEAH, WE'RE GONNA OVERCOME!

Nine: MARTIN LUTHOR WOULDN'T STAND FOR THIS

Amy: No kidding

Hermione: HELL NAW.

Frodo: MALCOM X WOULD KICK YO ASS, BITCH

Nine ALL UP IN THIS PEICE, YA FEEL?

Yuki: CAN I TAKE PICTURES?

Hermione: LET'S THROW DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT!

Yuki: 8d

Amy: I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE BLACK OR NOT

Nine: DAMN STRAIGHT

Nine: BLACK PANTHERS

Hermione: *throws desks*

Amy: .....

Nine: HATE CRIMES

Nine: YOU A PART OF THE KKK?

Hermione: Wait, why can't you see?

Amy: .....

Amy: I'M BLIND

Hermione: D:

Nine: SHE CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M THE WRONG SHADE

Amy: ....

Yuki: Teacher, Emmy got to take pictures of you.

Nine: WHITE OPRESSOR

Amy: WTH??????

Hermione: But you saw the board didn't you?

Amy: ....no

Nine: MY PEOPLE WERE SLAVES FOR YOU

Nine: NOW YOU KICK ME OUT?

Amy: ......

Hermione: You were writing our names so you could call our parents.

Nine: SHIIIT, I'M CALLIN' JESSEE

Hermione: JESSEE CAN'T DO SHIT.

Amy: .................................................

Nine: REVEREND JACKSON GONNA KICK SOME NAMES AND TAKE SOME ASS

Shiro: night guys <3

Hermione: (Really, he can't.)

Shiro has left the room.

Hermione: Night!

Amy: wait...

Amy: come back...

Hermione: --Missed.

Amy: save me....

Nine: (yeah... I know... but I'm not really black)

Luke has entered the room.

Nine: SAVE YOU FROM THE BLACK MAN?

Hermione: (I am!  hehehehe)

Nine: YOU RACIS

Itsuki: Teacher, you want to be saved from us?

Itsuki: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US

Luke: LEAVE ME ALONE IN CHAT, WHY DON'T YOU.

Amy: I AM NOT RACIST

Nine: (lololol <3 XD)

Shiro has entered the room.

Nine: YOU ARE TOO.

Shiro: WAIT NO

Nine: AL SHARPTON

Shiro: OMG GUYS

Amy: you came back

Amy: to same me...

Luke: SHIRO. >/

Nine: YOU GONNA CALL US NAPPY HEADED HOES?

Yuki: SHIRO!

Hermione: Yay!

Hermione: XD

Amy: *CLING*

Itsuki: Shiro~

Shiro: http://lesportweb.net/00_18.htm

Shiro: WHAT THE HELL

Nine: QUEEN LATIFAH GONNA STOMP YO ASS