Transformers on DDD: V. 1.0

This page is in its trial stages, and is mostly they stuff easily locatable through the tags on the main comm--i.e., intros. I will be link-gathering and rewriting and otherwise padding it, I swear! Just give me some time!

--Blackout-mun

Bumblebee of Transformers 2007 is bored when the kids are a school, and decides to ask DDD where to find MP3s on the Internet. The fact that he is a talking car is slightly novel!

Enter Cheetor of Beast Wars! Cue confusion! Cue discussion! Cue coming to the realization that the two of them come from different universes--there are two Cybertrons out there in the multiverse, with very different histories. That's kinda scary.

Things are peaceful until Blackout issues a call-to-arms to his fellow Decepticons--not that there are any in evidence. This was particularly concerning, since he was supposed to be dead and all. Good thing he's stuck under the ocean, though, right?

Then comes Sam's intro to the comm, in which there is making fun of Blackout (setting the tone for many of their future exchanges).

Frenzy is next to show up, another "dead" 'Con resurrected. (He demanded to know what LJ was for, lol.) His arrival revealed that not every Decepticon is as ridiculously, fanatically loyal to Megatron as Blackout. Just because he doesn't wanna take over the Earth, though, doesn't mean he's above harassing its inhabitants. Especially Sam.

He also finds it prudent to appeal to Q re: the Autobots and the fact that even the smallest of them is, like, twenty times his size. I'm fairly certain he did something to warrant Bumblebee needing to hunt him down, but I'll be buggered if I know what it is. Anybody?

(Interlude: Blackout manages to briefly make contact with his symbiont-drone Scorponok. The drone soon went incommunicado again; this was later a source of emo for Blackout.

Also, Rattrap intros.)

Anyway, Q's protection works! Bumblebee cannot physically locate Frenzy! But Sam can! This does not end well. It's around now that Mikaela shows up, making a post on her journal asking where the hell Sam is and why she hasn't heard from him or anybody in, like, way too long. It's revealed that no one bothered to tell her that, y'know, Decepticons had been coming back from the dead--she is a little bit pissed to learn this. She intros on the main comm a day later, and has her first encounter with said 'Cons, as well as with denizens of that other Transformers universe. (You can totally trace the "girl and her cell phone <3" thing to right here, by the way.)

Then comes something really scary: Megatron's return to functionality. This is even weirder than with Blackout and Frenzy, because Megatron, uh, kinda had his spark destroyed. (Clearly, he got better. Blackout was very vindicated by this.) Frenzy proceeds to antagonize his former leader, necessitating an emergency evacuation, courtesy Thanatos, to another world.

From here on in, Sam and Mikaela seem unable to have a conversation without being all depressing at each other. Blackout is smarmy and antagonistic. Frenzy is rarely seen. But it's not that bad, because Megatron and Blackout are both still trapped under the ocean, right? Right?!

Wrong.

Optimus Prime posts a warning to the main community, along the lines of "Decepticons are evil and you shouldn't trust them!" Because they are, and you shouldn't. In this post, among other things that happen, he asks Bumblebee to go track down Blackout and ascertain his location. When he does so, Blackout detects him, chases him down, uses bullets to pelt him with rocks, corners him against a cliff, and...lets him go. (This is considered by some to be the smartest thing he ever did--OOCly, anyway.)

Surprisingly, the Decepticons do not launch any kind of immediate attack, leaving everyone in the TF2007 world in a state of limbo. No fun. At least it's not a boring limbo, though, right? 'Cause Sky-Byte, of Robots in Disguise, has shown up, and now there's a third Cybertron in the mix. And then Cheetor shows up again. And then there's a fourth Cybertron, when Bumblebee from Transformers: Animated introduces himself. This is a little bit disturbing to TF2007 Bumblebee, but not as much as when the Optimus Prime from TF:A intros as well. So yeah. Now there are, uh, four Cybertrons represented! That's a lot!

Meanwhile, Blackout doesn't think Freyja can actually do god-things, and gets turned human for his troubles. Go ahead, laugh. It's okay. Somehow, though, this manages not to be a hilarious thing and instead a worrisome thing, because the Autobots and their friends are compassionate and actually care whether or not he dies, for some reason.

Interestingly, Megatron has been silent through the whole thing. Hmmm...

Anyway, Freyja jumps in on the canon plot for the Victory episode by promising the Maximals a chance to get their ship fixed. Turns out the Preds are lying liars, and that was a One-Time-Only Intervention ticket from Freyja. Sucks to be the Maximals.

Oh, yes, and then Grimlock shows up, so now there's five Cybertrons, and Cheetor is starting to get annoyed that none of them are home. Grimlock discovers the joys of deviantART and makes a hobby of looking up Decepticon crack!art.

Then Silverbolt shows up on the community from Cheetor and Rattrap's future timeline, and refuses to say anything about where he's from so that the space-time continuum can be maintained. This causes Rattrap to suspect that he's a Pred. He and Cheetor eventually come to the conclusion that Silverbolt is too dumb chivalrous to actually be one.

Coming Soon to a Plot Summary Near You: Bizarre chess matches! Sam, Mikaela, and Bumblebee hang out! Why can't we go to another world?! More content from personal journals! Worldjacking to Agrabah! And anything else that I think should go here! (Pls to vandalize here with things you want to see, but if I may be so bold, leave messing with the main page 'til I'm done? Kthnx! <3)