The Epic Adventures of Chatman
Warning: Long page is long
Started in a small, dying chat one day with Jack-mun, Sakubo-mun, Luffy-mun, Brock-mun and Bakura-mun.
Jack: Sexy party?
Luffy: EVERYONE TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.
Luffy: 8D
Bakura: FUCK YEAH.
Luffy: MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY CHAT GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Luffy: [/RITA REPULSA]
Bakura: *gives chat a lvl up*
Jack: O_o
Bakura: ... D: WE ARE DYING AGAIN. QUICKLY, TO THE CHATMOBILE.
Brock: *dances*
Luffy: REVIVAL IS NEEDED. LOL, HAVE A POTION, CHAT?
L soon joined, and Chatman gained a sidekick with which to fight his new arch nemesis.
TheJesterJests has entered the room.
Bakura: L~
L: Hay~
Bakura: COME JOIN OUR WILD PARTY~
Luffy: Heyo L~
Sakubo: *wave*
L: PARTY?
Luffy: OUR SMOKIN' HOT PARTY.
Sakubo: Yes!
L: UNF
Bakura: YES. IT'S A SEXY PARTY.
L: YAY
Luffy: QUICK, WE NEED SOME HOT MEN AND WIMMENZ. SUGGESTIONS?
L: SEXY IS GOOD
L: Wait whut.
Bakura: OUR EFFORTS HAVE PREVAILED AND CHAT CONTINUES TO GROW~ THE CHATMOBILE IS NO LONGER NECESSARY.
L: I AM CONFUSED. :D
Bakura: IT'S ALRIGHT. WE ALL ARE.
Jack: NANANANANANANANANANA CHATMAN
Bakura: AND HIS SIDEKICK...
Bakura: UM. ER.
Bakura: NAMES PLZ.
L: 4chan!
Jack: 4chan chan!
Luffy: RULE 34!
Bakura: "QUICK, 4CHAN. TO THE CHATMOBILE."
Luffy: NANANANANANANANA CHATMAN!
Bakura: What's the Chatsignal look like?
Luffy: It's a dead duck. XV
L: XV
Sakubo: ... Let me just take this moment to say... ILU, Chat.
Bakura: Aw, we love you too.
Jack: CHATMAN LOVES YOU AS WELL
L: <3
Bakura: *CHAT LOVE*
Jack: GROUP HUG
L: Big CHATHUG?
Bakura: YUS.
Sakubo: *chathug*
Bakura: *hugs*
Luffy: -chathug~-
Jack: *chathug!*
Bakura: ;A; L. YOU DO NOT JOIN THE CHATHUG?
L: [squeeee]
L: I AM SORRY I THOUGHT I HIT ENTER
L: BUT AIM HAS FAILED E
L: *ME
Bakura: *kicks AIM*
Luffy: SLAUGHTER AIM D:
Sakubo: PERHAPS AIM IS CHATMAN'S ARCH NEMESIS?
Jack: YOU CAN'T SPELL SLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER~!
Sakubo: Spelling, what?
L: D:
L: P-protecting my honor!
Luffy: ...YES
Bakura: YES. THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. CHATMAN AND 4CHAN VS. AIM.
Luffy: AIM IS CHATMAN'S ARCHNEMESIS
Luffy: ALONG WITH RL.
Luffy: RL IS ALSO ITS NEMESIS.
Bakura: AIM's side kick is RL?
L: XD
Jack: Other way around
L: FAIGHTO
Bakura: BECAUSE RL IS MORE EEEEVIL.
Bakura: I CHOOSE YOU, CHATMAN!
Shadow soon followed.
Seyli Hsa has entered the room.
Sakubo: Ooh~
Bakura: CHAT GROOOOWWWWWS. <3
Psychotic Pansy: Hello~
Luffy: Shadow~ -badtouches!-
Bakura: CHATMAN HAS SUCCEEDED AGAINST RL.
Jack: HOORAY!
Bakura: FREE BOOZE FOR EVERYONE. :D
Retelling the story of Chatman for Blackout:
WarpedDreamer has entered the room.
Blackout: HEY CHAT.
Bakura: <3 HAY THAR.
Blackout: HOW GOES IT?
Bakura: CHATMAN AND 4CHAN ARE PLEASED.
Bakura: VERY WELL. CHAT HAS EVOLVED.
Blackout: HAS IT?
Blackout: DO ELABORATE.
Bakura: WE WERE SAD. ;A;
Luffy: DID IT DIGIVOLVE?
Bakura: NO. IT POKEDIGIVOLVED.
Blackout: OH MY.
Bakura: CHAT WAS DYING. AND THEN WE GAVE IT A POTION AND CHATMAN AND 4CHAN FOUGHT RL AND AIM AND CHAT STARTED TO LIVE AND GROW.
Blackout: H-holy shit!
Chloe: And then chloe came and fully revived it
Sakubo: And somewhere in there, we through a party.
Chloe: with the power of boobs.
Sakubo: *threw
Bakura: JOIN OUR WILD, SEXY PANTY PARTY. :D
Sakubo: Wow, English skills dying.
Blackout: I missed a party?
Blackout: ;o;
Bakura: L ADDED THE PANTIES.
katt30x has left the room.
Chloe: Wheeee
Sakubo: As far as I know, it's still going on?
Bakura: THERE, THERE. YOU ALSO MISSED THE EPIC ADVENTURES OF CHATMAN, AND THE CRICKET CRUSHING.
lol shota has entered the room.
Blackout: JESUS.
Bakura: YES. CHAT ITSELF IS A WILD, SEXY PANTY PARTY. :D
Chatman continues to live on:
Luffy: CHANNELING CHATMAN
Luffy: NANANANANANANA CHATMAN~!
L: Don't bored, it's New Years!
Bakura: CHATMAAAAN
Blackout: ................
Tifa: SHE WILL.
L: CHATMAAAAAN
Tifa: DON'T THINK SHE WON'T.
Jack: CHATMAN! SAVE ME~!
Toph: *is lost now*
Blackout: She had better not.
Bakura: The Epic Adventures of Chatman has been brought back up.
L: DANANDANANANANANANANA CHAT MAAAAAN
Toph: Who's channelling chat now?
Tifa: That's it. she's doing it.
Tifa: @Toph - Philo's friend.
Toph: *rubs brain*
Blackout: WHAT.
Toph: Ah
Tifa: SHE IS COMING OVER THERE AND BADTOUCHING BLACKOUT.
Bakura: CHATMAN AND 4CHAN VS. RL AND AIM. BUY TICKETS NAOW.
Toph: ty~
Tifa: ... I NEEDS PERMISSION.
Toph: XD
Toph: I'D WATCH THAT
Yue: ...XD
Tifa: I'D WATCH THAT, TOO.
Tifa: 4CHAN WOULD WIN.
Tifa: UNLESS RL HAS DOGS.
Toph: ROUND 2
Bakura: "QUICK, 4CHAN. TO THE CHATMOBILE." DANANANANANANA CHATMAAAAAN.
Toph later becomes Chatman, and adopts Tea Lad as her sidekick instead of 4chan to go around raeping people; namely, Bakura (Hayato) and L.
(On the subject of Exploding Virginity [coming soon to the DDD wiki] and raeptiem)
Bakura: ... WAIT. I DUN WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY. I LIKE MY VIRGINITY.
Bakura: OKAY, FINE. L. LET'S RUN TOGETHER. TURN ON THE CHATSIGNAL AND CHATMAN WILL SAVE US.
L: YES!
L: Chatman ALWAYS saves the day!
Bakura: SAVE US, CHATMAN. ;A;
Toph: *jumps into shadows and chnages*
Bakura: Oh noes, Toph, what are you doing?
Bakura: I have a bad feeling about this.
L: RUN, MAN. IT'S A TRAP!
Toph: *leaps out in ridiculously colorful outfit decorated with stuff*
Bakura: D: THROUGH THE WINDOW. NAOW, L, NAOW.
L: asdfghjkl GOING!
Toph: DID SOMEONE CALL CHATMAN? 8D
L: GIMME YOUR HAND.
Luffy: YES
Bakura: *GRABS L'S HAND*
Toph: *runs after them*
Toph: WAIT CIVILIANS
Toph: YOU CANNOT FLY!
Luffy: CHATMAN
Bakura: *SMASHES THROUGH WINDOW*
LunarGoodness has entered the room.
LunarGoodness has left the room.
Luffy: WHERE IS YOUR TRUSTY SIDEKICK, 4CHAN?!
L: [DASHES]
Toph: D:
Toph: 4CHAN WHAR BE U?
L: [boy, it's cold outside nekkid]
Toph: *jumps out window to "save" the civilians*
Bakura: WE MUST FLEE, L. WE WILL STEAL THEIR CHATMOBILE.
L: AWESOME. THEY PROBABLY HAVE SEAT WARMERS
Jack: 4CHAN CHAN IS HERE TO HELP SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!
Toph: D: BUT THE CHATMOBILE IS INVISDIBLE, ISN'T IT?
L: AND SIRIUS
Bakura: I LIKE MY VIRGINITY, TOPH. NO RAEP PLZ.
Luffy: ...HAYATO IS REALLY RL IN DISGUISE!!!!
Toph: DDDDDD:
L: ............o honey u been lying to me?
Toph: YOU WILL LEAVE MY PUPPY ALONE PLZ
Bakura: NO. I HATE RL. *KICKS IT AND DIVES INTO THE CHATMOBILE*
Shadow: ...
Tifa: . . . WHERE'S NORR? ;_;
Bakura: DO NOT WANT BE RAEPED PLZ TOPH.
Toph: *pulls out peen from utility belt*
Tifa: WHERE IS MY DARLING EROS.
Toph: 8D
L: [offers chastity belt]
Toph: EVERYTHIGN WILL BE ALRIGHT BB
Bakura: QUICK, L, QUICK.
Luffy: QUICK
Toph: *throws beyond at L*
L: [IT HELD B OFF]
L: .....o shit
Bakura: OH NOES, L. D:
Luffy: YOU MUST FIND HER AND COMMENCE WITH THE RAEP, ROXAS-LITE!
L: SCREW THE SPEED LIMIT!
Bakura: I HAVE MONEY.
L: WE CAN'T STOp HERE!
Toph: COME TEA LAD, JOIN ME AND 4CHAN CHAN
L: THIS IS RAEP COUNTRY
Toph: 8D
Luffy: OF COURSE~
Bakura: TO MEXICO.
L: YEAH.
Luffy: -DONS THE TEA LAD OUTFIT-
Toph: *piles in Chatmobile and honks horn*
Bakura: WE'LL TAKE SOME REDBULL.
L: AND PIE? :D
Bakura: RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS.
Bakura: YES, AND PIE.
Luffy: FINE
Luffy: THEN WE'LL HAVE SOME CAKE
Luffy: DELICIOUS SOCK CAKE
Bakura: NOW, LET US FLY TO MEXICO.
L: [leans out window with MACHINE GUN A LA BONNIE]
Toph: THE CAKE IS A LIE TEA LAD. D8
L: ................................cake?
Bakura: D: SOCK CAKE.
Luffy: NO
Bakura: NO SOCK CAKE L.
Luffy: IT IS ONLY TARP, CHATMAN
L: Waitwaithoneytheyhavecake.
Bakura: DO NOT BE TRICKED BY THEIR TRICKERY.
Toph: WE HAVE REAL CAKE
Bakura: I HAVE CAKE, AND PIE, AND RED BULL.
Toph: 8D
L: ....YES. THIS CAKE IS A LIE!
Luffy: YES, PLZ 2 BE TRICKED BY OUR CAKE
Toph: >_>
Luffy: DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKE
Luffy: <_<
Shadow: THE CAKE IS A LIE
Toph: YUMMY CAKE!
Toph: *eats*
L: LIE
Bakura: MEXICO, L. MEXICO. QUICKLY.
Toph: SEE CAKE IS REAL
Shadow: LIE
L: YOU LIE LIKE LIGHT.
Sakubo: I die from chat, and I return to false cake?!
Shadow: LIE CAKE IS LIE
Tifa: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
L: MEXICOOOOO
Luffy: I HATE THE LIGHT
Luffy: IT HURTS MY EYES D:
Bakura: WE'RE BEING THREATENED WITH RAEP FROM TOPH. ;A;
Toph: *throws dildos at Shads and Tifa*
Toph: THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE
Shadow: ... *throws them back*
Luffy: COME ON GAIZ, GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK~
Luffy: 8D
Bakura: L. CAKE FROM TOPH = RAEP.
L: I KNO
Chloe: AHAHAHAHAHA omg
Toph: *sparkles at L*
L: NO LIE REAP CAKE
Bakura: AND RAEP = NO VIRGINITY.
Bakura: RUNNNN.
L: .....no raep.
Luffy: QUICK TOPH
Luffy: THEY'RE HEADED TO MEXICO
Luffy: CUT THEM OFF
Bakura: Do not want be raeped plz. MEXICO PLZ.
Luffy: ;D
Bakura: LET US FLY.
Tifa: . . .
Tifa: WHY DID YOU THROW A DILDO AT ME.
Toph: *raises wall on Mexico border*
Toph: BECAUSE YOU LIED
Luffy: WHY NOT
Bakura: *drinks Red Bull and flies over border* :|
Luffy: -THROWS SOME CLAMPS AT THEM FOR GOOD MEASURE-
Bakura: NO RAEP FOR ME THNX.
Bakura: ... WAIT.
Bakura: I LIVE IN AUSSIE.
Bakura: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RAEP ME?
Toph: *throws magic dildo at Hayato*
Luffy: ACROSS THE INTERWEBZ, DUH
Tifa: . . . FREYJA IS TRYING TO SEX UP ROBOTS. GOD. SHE HAS NO SHAME.
Sakubo: E-RAEP.
Blackout: XD
Toph: MAGIC DILDO, FUCK HAYATO 8D
L: [INTERCEPT!]
Bakura: *THROWS KOALA AT TOPH*
L: ........issat like Voodoo Dick?
Bakura: D: L, MY LOVE. YOU HAVE SAVED ME.
L: [lol dildo in face] :Db
Toph: KOALA! 8D
Luffy: Exactly like it.
Bakura: LOL, have a potion.
Luffy: 8D
Toph: yes, voodoo dick
L: "Voodoo dick, my ass. :/"
Toph: XD
Bakura: *THROWS SKIPPY THE KANGAROO AT TOPH* >:|
Luffy: Hehehe.
Toph: ...
Blackout: Blackout is not making it easy at all, is he?
Toph: *tosses koala at kangaroo*
Bakura: NO RAEP US TOPH.
Luffy: -THROWS AN ARMORED FUCKING BEAR AT HAYATO- :3
Bakura: KANGAROO > KOALA
Bakura: FUCK. AN INTERNET ARMOURED FUCKING BEAR?
Luffy: YES
Toph: *pelts Hayato with snow*
Bakura: *THROWS BROTHER AT IT*
Luffy: TAKE THE SCARIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE
Bakura: OMG SNOW :D
Luffy: AND GIVE IT SOME ARMOR
Luffy: 8D
Bakura: I'VE NEVER SEEN SNOW. :D
Toph: I HAS SNOW
Tifa: NO HE IS NOT
Toph: COME SEE THE SNOW
Luffy: I HAS NO SNOW D:
Toph: *sparkles*
Tifa: FREYJA IS NOT A RAPIST, :| SHE IS GOING TO HAVE TO SEDUCE HIM BETTAR.
Toph: IT JSUT FELL FROM THE SKY TONIGHT
Luffy: I miss the snow D:
Bakura: L. THEY HAS SNOW!
Blackout: HAHA. GOOD LUCK.
Luffy: STUPID SOUTH
Toph: *pets Tea Lad*
Tifa: "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
Blackout: XDDD
L: YOU DO
Blackout: ROFL.
Toph: COME SEE THE LOVELY SNOW*
Bakura: ... *raises your hand?*
L: Damn, we only got mush.
Tifa: =O
Bakura: L~ SNOW~
L: I LOVE SNOW~
Toph: IT'S FRESH
Bakura: @_@ SNOWWWW.
Luffy: We got rain this weekend. Which was good. Because Georgia is stupid and in the middle of a drought~
Haruhi: Freyja's convo with Cuddy made haruhi feel bad >:
Toph: FRESH POWDER
L: ..........must. Frolic. In snow.
Bakura: WAIT. RAEP. NO RAEP.
Tifa: ;_;
Tifa: SRY HARUHI
Haruhi: We have like 2feet of snow XD
Bakura: WANT SNOW. DO NOT WANT RAEP.
Toph: THERE IS NO RAEP
Luffy: SNOW > RAEP
L: Blar, I get snow at school TIS OKAY
Tifa: RAEP > SNOW
Haruhi: SHE PROBABLY DESERVED ANYWAY
Toph: I OFFER FREE SNOW WITH NO RAEP
Bakura: ): SOMEBODY SLAP ME SO I DON'T GET RAEPED FOR SNOW.
Luffy: THE SNOW IS A TRAP?
Toph: SNOW NOW RAEP LATER 8D *sparkles sum moar*
Bakura: :| GAIZ, SAVE ME.
Toph: MUCH LATER
L: [goes for snow]
Toph: =D
Bakura: D: L.
Bakura: OH NOES.
L: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FIGHTING FOR. D:
Bakura: ;A; I'M ALL ALONE NOW.
Luffy: :D Frolicking in ze snow~
Toph: *dives under the snow*
Bakura: YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR VIRGINITY L
Luffy: Come join us, Hayato~
Bakura: VIRGINITYYYYY
L: I'M FIGHTING FOR L'S!
Toph: 8=======D~
L: .......BUT THERE IS NO B IN SIGHT. :D
Bakura: WTF IS THAT FACE.
L: ......ew, it's leaking.
Toph: GIANT PURPLE MEAT MISSILE!
Toph: 8D
Luffy: ...XD
Bakura: BUT TOPH. AND RAEP.
Luffy: MEAT MISSILE AHAHAHAHAHA
Bakura: RAEPING TOPH. ;A;
Toph: *misses Miri*
Bakura: Wait, what happened to Chatman?
Tifa: OH GOD
Tifa: I COME BACK TO A GIANT PURPLE PENIS
Bakura: :D
Luffy: Good timing~
L: XD
Bakura: IMMA GET RAEPED. STILL.
Toph: *shrugs and raeps Hayato with giant purple meat missile* 8DDDDDDD
Luffy: It's okay~
Bakura: D:
Bakura: NO RAEP
Bakura: NO RAEP
Luffy: IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER
Toph: YUS RAEP
Bakura: DO NOT WANT RAEP
Toph: *raeps*
L: NO RAEP
Bakura: DO NOT LIKE RAEP
Toph: *raeps L too*
L: [KICK ATTEMPT]
Chatman = Gai-sensei
Bakura: ): SOMEONE FIX THE CHATPAUSE.
Luffy: UNF UNF UNF UNF~
Bakura: ... I guess that fixes it.
Toph: OOH! IT CAN BE RAEP TIME AGAIN? *pulls out Chatman suit*
Bakura: NO
Bakura: NO MORE RAEPTIEM FOR CHATMAN.
Toph: *which look surprisingly like a green spandex onesie* >_>
Luffy: ...XD
Setine: howdoyoudothepicardface?
Luffy: GAI-SENSEI = CHATMAN?
Toph: OMG YUS
Bakura: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Luffy: ....OHGODICANSEEHISRAEPFACENOOO
Toph: XD
Bakura: SO TOPH-RAEPTIST = CHATMAN = GAI-SENSEI?
Luffy: YES
Toph: I'M NOT SURE IF I'LL BE ABLE TO TALK TO AANG-MUN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
Luffy: EXACTLY
Toph: Wait....
Toph: Toph-mun = Aang-mun?
Luffy: ....O: The hidden truth is revealed?
Toph: MY BRAIN IS BROKED
Toph: WHY DO PEOPLE NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS?
Bakura: CHATMAN, SAVE US FROM THE ONCOMING CHATPAUSE.
Bakura: D:
Toph: TEA LAD!
Luffy: YAUS?
Toph: THE MEAT MISSILES
Toph: GO!
Bakura: FUCK
Luffy: OF COURSE.
Bakura: NO
Toph: 8========D~
Bakura: NO NO NO
Luffy: 8==============D~
Toph: *high fives*
Bakura: NO MORE RAEPTIEM FOR CHATMAN.
Luffy: -high five-
Toph: YUS
Bakura: EVEN WITH CHATMAN AND RAEPTIEM, THERE'S STILL A CHATPAUSE. D:
More Chatman raep:
Matsuda: *gives you all Hostess brand snack cakes, to keep you from doing evil in the coming year.*
Toph: *refuses your pastries and turns raep face on Hayato*
Toph: >:3
Bakura: D:
Toph: 8D
Matsuda:NO ONE CAN RESIST HOSTESS SNACK CAKES
Bakura: NO. I'M BUSY EDITING. NO TIME FOR RAEP.
Toph: NEVER FEAR CHATMAN IS HERE
Toph: *sparkles*
Toph: I CAN
Toph: :P
Toph: FOOD ALLERGY, LOL
Hostess Snack Cakes and other Hostess products were explained to Bakura because she is from Aussieland.
Luffy: THIS.
Luffy: IS.
Luffy: CAKETOWN
Toph: XD
Bakura: I AM SCARED BY THEIR PRODUCT NAMES.
Luffy: CAKE-LIKE = HORRIBLE FOR YOUR HEALTH
Luffy: DDD:
Bakura: 'HOHOS' AND 'DINGDONGS'?
Toph: XD
Toph: WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT
Luffy: XD CHATMAN WILL PUT HIS DINGDONG THROUGH YOUR HOHO?
Toph: 8D
Bakura: D: OH NOES.
Toph: *whips out the magic dildo*
Bakura: NO MOAR MAGIC DILDO. >:|
Toph: BUT
Toph: BUT
Toph: IT'S SO MAGICAL
Toph: D:
Razor: *fires a laser at magic dildo*
Luffy: BUT IT'S SO SHINY TOO
Bakura: NO
Toph: IT SPARKLES WHEN IT COMES
Bakura: >:|
Luffy: DOES THE SEMEN SPARKLE TOO?
Toph: YUS
Toph: IT DOES
Luffy: SEQUIN SEMEN?
Razor: THAT'S NOT A DILDO
Razor: IT'S A TRAP
Bakura: D:
Toph: LIES
Shadow DETACHABLE PENIS
Toph: LIES AND SLANDER
Luffy: OH NOES FLOATING HYDRA PENII
Bakura: CHATMAN, HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO ME. ;A;
Toph: I NEVER DID BB
Toph: *opens arms wide*
Toph: THE CAKES WERE A LIE
Toph: I AM NOT
Luffy: GO GAI-SENSEI GO
Bakura: *RUNS AWAY* D:
obliviouslygod has entered the room.
Bakura: HARUHI
Bakura: HELP
Haruhi: whut
Bakura: I'M GONNA GET RAEPED
Shadow SUZUMIYA-CHAN
Haruhi: do I know you?
Haruhi: STFYU
Haruhi: STFU
Shadow HARUHI-CHAN?
Bakura: I'm Eve/Hayato Gokudera/Ryou Bakura + Yami no Bakura
Toph: *runs after*
Toph: DA DA DAAAA CHATMAN AWAY!
Toph: 8D
Bakura: D: I WILL DRINK SOME MAGICAL RED BULL
Bakura: BECAUSE RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS. :D
Bakura: Okay Chatman, no time for raep. I have to edit~
Toph: Oh fine....
Bakura: Hey, it's telling the story of your EPIC ADVENTURES. Be grateful. >:|
CHATMAN'S TRUE IDENTITY?!?1 D:
Razor: *pulls off Chatman's mask to reveal... old man Jenkins!*
Toph: :O
Bakura: D: HOLY SHIT.
Luffy: ...L-LIES!
Toph: LIES AND SLANDER
Bakura: Y--YOU LIAR, CHATMAN. ;A;
Razor: BUT WAIT
Toph: *attempts to rip off old man Jenkins' face*
Bakura: *WAITS*
Luffy: ;O; IT CAN'T BE TRUE
Razor: *pulls off another mask to reveal... Pedobear!*
Toph: DDDDDDD:
Toph: MORE LIES
Bakura: WHAT AN EPIC PLOT TWIST. D:
Toph: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
Razor: *rips off the Pedobear mask* But wait again!
Toph: :O
Razor: *it's... Jigglypuff!*
Toph: ...............
Bakura: WHAT. :|
Toph: You've got to be shitting me....
Luffy: JIIIIGGLYPUFF JIIIIIGALLLLLLLYYYY PUUUUUUUUUFF~
Luffy: -USES SING-
Razor: This is a scooby doo parody.
Bakura: *SLEEPS?* D:
Toph: But I'mnot sleepodsfoasjkahfd
Toph: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Razor: *rips off the Jigglypuff mask to reveal... Superman!*
Bakura: WELL FUCK.
Shadow ... WHAT A DICK
Razor: *removes Superman mask to reveal... no face! HE HAS NO FACE*
Bakura: *boulders Toph-raepist while she's asleep*
Luffy: ....IT'S KOH!
Luffy: NO-FACE
Luffy: DDD:
Shadow ... HE'S THE QUESTION?
Razor: HE IS NO FACE
Toph: ZOMG IT IS KOH!
Toph: *boulders back*
Bakura: D:
Toph: My boulders.... >_>
Toph: GET YOUR OWN EARTHBENDING MUSE DAMMIT
Toph: <_<
Toph: >_>
Razor: *launches Koh/Chatman/Jenkins/Jigglypuff/whoever into space*
Bakura: *LOL send you to the Shadow Realm*
Toph: *watches Chatman dummy fly*
Bakura: *sends
Luffy: Lol, blasting off again?
Toph: Oh god
Toph: Too many old muses resurfacing XD
Razor: ... *launches real Chatman*
Toph: D:
Bakura: :D
Toph: *fliiiiiiiiiiiiies away screaming*
Razor: Rocket: *approaches sun*
Toph: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Toph: *attempts to jump ship*
Toph: *flails desperately*
Razor: Ropes: *remain tied!*
Toph: TEA LAD HELP PLZ
Toph: D;
Bakura: YUS. CHATMAN + SUN = :Db
Toph: D:
Toph: Wry u hurt me so?
Luffy: DDDD:
Bakura: BECAUSE YOU RAEPED ME
Bakura: YOU STOLE MY VIRGINITY.
Toph: I DID IT OUT OF LOVE
Bakura: >:|
Razor: Sun: *burns up Chatman*
Toph: AND IT STOLE MINE TOO
Luffy: -REACHES INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE WIKI AND PULLS CHATMAN BACK INTO ACTION-
Toph: :O
Toph: 8D
Bakura: OH NOES. D:
Luffy: OH HALLOWED WIKI
Luffy: SACRED TOME OF OUR RITES AND RELIGION
Razor: *launches Muffins and Chatman into sun together*
Toph: D:
Luffy: -Dodges!-
Toph: *pelts with magic dildo*
Razor: AUGH
Toph: No more sun
Razor: noooo
Toph: >D
Luffy: MAGIC DILDO, RAZOR'S ASS~!
Luffy: >O
Toph: YUS
Luffy: 100% MORE RAEP
Razor: *sorry, Ash owns my ass*
Toph: NOW WITH SPARKLES
Toph: 8DDDDDD
Toph: Tis why it's raep~
Bakura: Raep is sparkly?
Razor: *it refuses all others, with explosives*
Toph: DO WE NEED TO PULL OUT THE POWER OF THE MEAT MISSILES?
Toph: *looks sideways at Tea Lad*
Toph: C<
Shadow ... *punts Chatman and Tealad*
Razor: \o/
Razor: My hero
Razor: *fawns over*
Shadow *snogs~*
Toph: MAGIC DILDO, SHADOW'S ASS
Razor: *
Razor: *\o/*
Razor: .... *sends magic dildo into space, where it is forever lost among the stars* >[
Shadow ...
Toph: Tis why I keep spares~
Toph: AND MY PEEN SHURIKEN 8D
Shadow Magic dildo, Toph's ass.
Toph: Ooh baby~ 8D
Shadow *hops on Raz's back* QUICKLY, AWAY BB
Luffy: Lol, goin' to bed, night chat.
Shadow Nini Luffy
Toph: Night Tea Lad!
Bakura: Night Luffy~
Mr T Muffins has left the room.
Toph: I has lost Tea Lad....
Bakura: D:
Toph: ._. And no 4Chan Chan here either....
Toph: Lonely Chatman is lonely....
Shadow OUTNUMBERED, EH?
Bakura: LET'S GET 'EM.
Toph: *spins out of green spandex supersuit*
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