The Rules of Dramadramaduck, mostly made up invented by Kini. Knowing these rules beforehand will not help you handle the insanity of the AIM chatroom and DDD itself.

Rule 0: There is crack, and it is good.

Rule 1: There are no men on DDD.

Rule 2: If you do meet a male, it's probably a girl pretending to be a guy.

Rule 2a: The way round this is to be a lesbian in a man's body.

Rule 2b: If any man does come across the comm then he will be dissapointed to find out that all the girls are either gay, a-sexual, have standards, or some combination of the three.

Rule 3: In order to truly become a part of the community, you must watch Goofy Time.

Rule 3a: Then you must watch the glory that is Vagina Man Dumpster. It is eternal. We believe in the power of the Tambores forever and ever, amen.

Rule 3b: If you are too chicken would like an alternative to watching Goofy Time, then you must read a very special old thread. Inquire DDD!chat for further details.

Rule 3c: Further brainraep may ensue, courtesy of this McRoll'd video.

Rule 4: Do not talk about the DDD timeline. It is screwed up beyond recognition, yo.

Rule 4a: This is due to its nature of being a Time Mobius Strip. So don't even try figuring it out either.

Rule 5: Do not talk about Rules 6-31

Rule 32: Larxene tops. Period.

Rule 33: Miri will link porn.

Rule 33-A: Or at least the summaries.

Rule 33-B: If Miri is not there to link or summarize porn, Bart will gladly do it.

Rule 34: There's always porn for it.

Rule 34-A: There's always MORE porn for it.

Rule 38: Chances of porn significantly increase with the presence of Mocha in a thread.

Rule 38-A: Norry also has an amazing pornful influence. She will write explicit sex with you, just ask.

Rule 38-B: Dark and Rufus do not have RL entries, they have sex romps. Everywhere.

Rule 38-C: Whenever Gaara and Matsuri are in an RL log, there is a 75% chance that whatever they're doing will turn into sex. SRSLY.

Rule 39-A: The chances of Axel and Roxas making out are 9 out of 10.

Rule 39-B: Kadaj and Yunalesca will have sex in chat, no questions. If Kadaj and Yunalesca aren't doing it, then it's likely that their muns are.

Rule 39-C: And if they don't, Larxene and Yazoo probably will. will attempt to get into Light's pants.

Rule 39-D: If all else fails, Eros will indulge chat with his sexual exploits with Blackout while Blackout plots to kill him for it.

Rule 41: You cannot have a thread with Axel without sex coming up.

Rule 42: 42

Rule 42-A: If in question, see Rule 42 then Rule 33.

Rule 49: When uncertain, there's a 75% chance it's Setine.

Rule 51: The dots are code for sex.

Rule 51a: So is everything else.

Rule 55: If the Tales Crew is in chat, there is a 90% chance that there will be intense discussion of Yuan's sex life.

Rule 60: Miri is not allowed to die or commit suicide. Seriously.

Rule 69: You will end up writing a fucked up pairing.

Rule 69-A: You will also think up fucked up pairings.

Rule 69-B: You will end up shipping these fucked up pairings as your personal OTP, guaranteed.

Rule 91: Once you pick up a character, you will forever be known by that character's name. Forever. Even outside of DDD. Hell, even offline. Even if you drop said character later on. Even if said character gets picked up by someone else.

Rule 96: You will app at least one character due to peer pressure.

Rule 113: Everyone in the Tales Crew has a freakish obsession with Guy Cecil. (→3:04)

Rule 199: Setine wishes she could quit applying.

Rule 200: Quotes will be edited at least once a day.

Rule 200-A: Anything you say in chat can and will be turned perverted and then put on the wiki.

Rule 201: Any wiki page you make will have a 75% chance of being raeped. At any moment. Over and over again. Guaranteed.

Rule 299: This is madness.

Rule 300: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAA AND/OR SPAAAAAARDAAAA

Rule 384: Tophie is a ninja whore. She will pimp and app them like no one's business. Playercest is usually guaranteed as well.

Rule 399: DDD never sleeps. It waits.

Rule 415: Everything is Arkham's fault. Everything.

Rule 415-A: Except for when it's Yuan's fault.

Rule 463: If someone comes in with an eyeraeping color for their font, chat will explode in a full-blown color war. Have your sunglasses ready as this will occur without warning.

Rule 555: If you start posting the lyrics of a song in chat, chances are it will become a full blow lyric posting event with many mistakes and misplaced lyrics.

Rule 555-A: Bohemian Rhapsody seems to be a chat favourite. La Vie Boheme comes in second with lots of emphasis on "YOU BET YOUR ASS", "To DILDOS!", and "MUCHO MASTURBATION~"

Rule 555-B: The same thing tends to happen when someone starts quoting Dante's sex talk (see Spectacular Entrances Page 2 for an example.)

Rule 666: At any moment, the chat CAN and will Rickroll you. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Rule 720: CHAT IS NSFW 9.9 TIMES OUT OF 10. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Rule 720-A: Especially if Tyr, Miri, Emmy or any combination of the three are present.

Rule 720-B: Hell if anyone is present.

Rule 850: If someone loses the game, they will post about it in chat using the largest font size possible. (Speaking of which, I believe you just did so get going if you're in chat. :3)

Rule 1234: Andy may offer you barbecue sauce. This is a trap.

Rule 6969: Eros will badtouch you. If you don't think he has, he probably did and you didn't notice.

Rule 9000: There are no such thing as heroes.

Rule 9001: Everyone is sleeping together. Close your eyes, pick two(or moar) people-- yep. Sleeping together.

Rule 9001-A: If two people leave chat at the same time, they are now sleeping together. If they enter together, they are now a couple. Trufax.

Rule 9870: -Emmy- Mert will rename you.

Rule 9870-A: It will stick, because she means everything she ever says ever. Because she's Emmy.

Rule 9870-B: If you challenge this name, she will suck out your soul with an even worse name and then poop on your floor, 'cause she's Emmy.

Rule 9871: Emmy and Tyr WILL have sex in ooc chat.

Rule 9871-A: When Emmy and Tyr have sex in ooc chat they are BOTH the bitch.

Rule 9999: Tyr WILL ask chat to Skype on a daily basis when everyone is sleepy and corpselike.

(edited for ease of reading)

See also: AIM Quotes