We were out in Space one day

Chasing Sergius who led Ormus astray

We were whisked into Old Miltia

Fuck, thats far away

I wanna go home

Please let me go home

I say screw the Zohar

I wanna go home

Labyrinthos had an array

That could get us home safe

But KOS-MOS that ignorant slut

She blew it away

I wanna go home

Please let me go home

Drop me off at a wormhole

I wanna go home

So now I'm stuck here for years

In Old Miltia I fear

With Cicily and Cathe

Realian blood, Realian tears

I wanna go home

Please let me go home

Gedalya chicks are ugly

I wanna go home

So hoist up the aft nacelles

See how the warp core burns

Tell Shion to go to Hell

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

Please let me go home

I say fuck the Zohar

I wanna go home

I was stranded on a planet, me and Winnicot

We met a nasty U-TIC soldier who locked our asses up

We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed

We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Allen

I was standing on the bridge when Shelley came to me

Her eyes were full of tears she said "Captain, can't you see

the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech!"

I grabbed some chocolate and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The U-TIC and the Testaments pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

chaos is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off Allen's face

And if you're at a party on the starship Durandal

And the karaoke player just plain old tips and falls

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

Hold on to Canaan's visor and sing into Ziggy's knee

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The U-TIC and the Testaments pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Gaignun's on a mission to go no bloody place

He loiters on a space station above Second Miltian space

The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far

We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Manticore

What is with the Realians, remember in the day

They all looked like androids and they dressed in gold lame

Now they look like Gothic Lolitas from the dead

With no pants and frizzy hair and bonnets on their heads

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The U-TIC and the Testaments pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Woglinde, pounding on the door

When suddenly it dawned on me I've played this game before

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and now I don't know what to do

'Cause it was way back in 2000 when they called it "Persona 2"

We were looking for a way to end the Saga with some noise

So we orchestrated an encounter with the Anti-Gnosis droid

Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit

But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The U-TIC and the Testaments pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up