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Yuan

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THE FRESH PRINCE OF

~~BEL-AIR~~

~ ASGARD ~

(Place holder till I make a pretty thing to go with it~)

http://community.livejournal.com/yuanspartyvan/profile

Leader of the Renegades. Angel of Cruxis. Underage ~~Girl~~ Kimlascan Magnet.

He is most often found bugging the hell out of Kratos or being bugged by Jacky - they're sort of a trio of dysfunction and annoyance. Notorious for hijacking comment threads (especially in Jacky or Kratos' journals) and turning them into bitchfights with Kratos.

Yuan has somehow been adopted into the Tales of the Abyss cast and can frequently be found having snark wars with Jade, poking fun at Luke, or escorting Anise to casinos. Recently he and Jade achieved noteriety by managing to spam not one, not two, but THREE separate posts in a drunken comment war of epic proportions.

His sex life is a frequent discussion topic in chat. Ask about it; everyone will be happy to share with you!

ALSO:

Recently, loliccrackchat has been the hideout for Jacky and almost half the DDD Tales of... cast. Even we don't know how that happened. Kratos, Jacky, and Yuan are usually seen having epic bitchfights. Luke used to bitch a lot too, but now he's being his emotard self. Jade lols at everyone, and Kyle occasionally uses the chat to rant about heroism and that HEROES REALLY DO EXIST YOU GUYS. MY DAD IS ONE. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S PROOF I'LL BE A HERO TOO!

"Yuan: I DO NOT GIVE TERRIBLE HEAD. >:["

"Yuan: LMAO GOD I'M SUCH A WHORE."

"Yuan: I WANT A YUAN

Yuan: ... I MEAN A YUNA

Yuan: DAMMIT"

"Yuan: I also like Seymour/Yuan.

Yuan: ... OH GOD DAMN IT

Yuan: YUNA"

~~ Jacky and Kratos' bitch!~~