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Dante

Page history last edited by PBworks 16 years, 1 month ago

He's not an asshole. Seriously. Stop saying that.

 

Edit: Yes, he is. He has no heart and likes to kill puppies-. He's never killed a puppy. Trufax. But, he would. -Only if it was an evil puppy. Just because it would make Patty cry. And he would laugh while doing it. But only if it was funny. It would be. Because he likes to laugh at people's pain. Only when it's funny. Always. Maybe it's always funny. Only to a sadistic bastard.

 

Also; he has cooties. (You'd know, right?) Freyja would. What's required to catch cooties, exactly? The line wavers depending on how much I hate you at the time. What's it at now, then? Casual sex. Tch, if you want cooties, you only gotta ask~. I don't. Go get NAIDS. If you insist. Like you wouldn't be more than happy to.

 

 

Dark keeps telling me I have to always agree with you to make you happy. I don't know how else to go about it. SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE DARK? LET ALONE LISTEN TO HIM. YOU SLEPT WITH HIM. HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME. Dude, you were the one that was all, "Dante, I'm tiiiiiiired." AQUA. END OF CONVERSATION. ... Does that still bother you? ...Maybe. 'Cuz I still don't get why you did it. AND THEN YOU ACT LIKE I AM THE HORRIBLE ONE. I told you why I did it, kind of! I'm starting to think you don't listen to me. Ever. Kind of here meaning "not at all". I do sometimes, though! There was an awkwardly worded admission somewhere. Followed by being coerced into another humiliating admission. That really oughtta count for something. I vaguely recall. I believe I was in the middle of yelling at you, though, so I can't be expected to pay attention. Points for admitting SOMETHING, though.

 

DANTE ALSO SUCKS A LOT AND HAS NO FRIENDS. EVERYONE HATES HIM.Not everyone. Everyone. Ironic, how you're mocking me with things I subconsciously, secretly think! Hilarious. WELL I TRY AND SAY I LOVE YOU AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. I MEANT DANTE. I DO NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HATE ME OR NOT! WAIT. DANTE IS AFRAID THAT PEOPLE SECRETLY HATE HIM? DDDD= NO, DANTE IS NOT AFRAID. HE JUST BASES EVERY DECISION AROUND THE BELIEF THAT NO ONE CARES IF HE LIVES OR DIES! ...BUT I CARE IF HE LIVES OR DIES. D= Obviously. ...Your doubt. It is apparent. You want me to shift my entire world view? Short answer: yes. Give me one good reason. I said so. Sorry, babe, not good enough! ^__^ All these standards, geez. Why are my suicidal tendencies not okay? Who's got double standards, now? I care more than you do. End of discussion. Excuse me, what?! You heard me. Err... read. I clearly just care more about your wellbeing so I am allowed to care more about your suicidal tendencies. You care more my well being than... what, exactly? Explain it to me. In comparison to how much you care about me. ... No fucking WORDS for that one. None at all. BECAUSE I'M RIGHT. OH, RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY. THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKING IT. JESUS CHRIST. THEN, PLEASE, EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IT IS. I'D LOVE TO KNOW. Haven't you ever heard that actions speak louder than words?! Yeah, well, words don't exactly hurt, either. But actions mean, like, nothing to you. I get it. ...No. They mean something. They mean a lot. Obviously. Oh, because I'm definitely fucking lying to you. I have never done anything to you ever that would indicate that I don't care. WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS FROM YOU. I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING CONFUSED HERE. Right. Never done anything to make it seem that way. I stand by NEVER, yeah.

 

 

 

Oh, get over it and go do it already. Your UST is making me sick. Go get your AZT, Larxene. Oh, you're still on about that? I didn't sleep with him. Just with everyone else. ♥ Lies and slander. I only need my one lovely~ Dante's hot, but he's a bit obnoxious for my tastes, really. A bit? That's an understatement. ... =D ilubb. And you wonder why my previous paragraph suggests doubt~? Hey, I don't have to hate you because you're really goddamn obnoxious. You tried to kill me. What is that. I believe fandom calls it rivalsex. Or Foe Yay. Or anyway you get my point. ... I thought Foe Yay is when they make you think it's gay, but it's not? AND ME TRYING TO KILL YOU WAS. UM. TOTALLY EXPLAINABLE. RIGHT. RIGHT. So how does you trying to kill me several times balance out against all the times I saved your life? Uhhhhhhh.... Thought so. By the way, it says "Since most heroes and their villains tend to be the same sex, this results in most examples of Foe Yay overlapping with Ho Yay." Not that they HAVE to be the same sex.Ahhh, right, right.

 

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