As could be expected in any large gathering of personalities. . .Some pretty unusual things are said. Here are but a few:

 

(We've gathered a lot since we started back in 2006. There's more where these came from, which are even from characters outside the KH cast.)

 

Rufus: Did you make that up in Kadaj land where you fuck your mom?

 

"I'm bringing sexy back"

Sora: I don't get it, is Sexy a Nobody?

Roxas: ...

Sora: Is he?

Roxas: No!

Sora: He isn't? .. wait, how would you know??

Roxas: ...Sora, "sexy" is a word.

Sora: ... it is?

 

Sephiroth: I aim to use the dead planet as a vessel with which to travel between worlds. I do not require the company of others.

Demyx: ...that is the most messed up Gummi Ship ever.

 

Larxene (to Demyx): Right. Because here I was thinking in high school you must have been voted most likely to get tentacle raepd.

Demyx: Now that's just insulting. People at my high school could spell better.

Larxene: It was a typo.

Demyx: People at my high school could type better, too.

 

Dante: Because even though I can survive getting shot in the head, my pants can somehow injure me.

Rufus: It's the littlest things. Literally. And I survived a big cannon to my office, a crippling disease and several boss attacks. STFU AND GET A PAIR.

 

Demyx: 8V...look, guys, it's a duck.

Roxas: ...

Demyx: What? It's obviously a duck. XV Now it's a dead duck.

Roxas: ...Demyx.

Demyx: ...Roxas. The duck is dead. Mourn it.

Roxas: ...No.

Demyx: You are a mean person. X'V Now the zombie duck is sad.

 

Demyx: Genocide isn't nice.

 

Yuffie: the hair... fails!

Axel: My hair. DOES NOT FAIL. You fail. Failhead. *pout*

Demyx: I KNOW. Our hair is great.

 

Demyx:

That was taken right before my hair mysteriously caught fire!

 

Kakashi: O RLY? But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

 

Kairi: Sora, not every problem can be solved by just "keyblading" someone away.

Sora: >__> most of them can..

 

Demyx: 4-CHAN IS BAD. Lemme see here. What is this "y-gallery"? UM. NEVERMIND. JUST DON'T GO TO Y-GALLERY EITHER, YOU IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG MINDS.

 

Riku's entire intro post

 

Demyx: (on Xemnas' anagram) It's like an epiphany. Wow.

 

Riku: XIII - Sexas - The Key of Destiny

Roxas: ...

Ed: ... You okay? You seem traumatized, somehow.

Roxas: Well. Yeah. My name is being mutilated in a way that makes no sense.

 

Roxas: I have a feeling this internet thing is going to make me need therapy soon.

 

Luxord: I am not quite sure how you got "Sexord." You're missing an L and a U. I am even less sure about "Sexdinner." Glad not to be III.

 

Demyx: WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO A GIANT THREE-HEADED DOG.

Axel: Uh, how about DARK PORTAL DUH.

Demyx: It was a dark portal! I just ran into it.

Axel: ...You ran into a wall.

Demyx: ...no. I made a portal in the middle of the floor. And ran into it... WAIT, YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE.

Axel: Details, details~

Demyx: ALDSJF:LJSD

 

Demyx, on Snakes on a Sora: I'm going to have to worry about Keyblade people turning into snakes, ohshit

 

Axel: Why do you have a y-gallery account, Demyx? Cant get enough of that hot bishie action?

Demyx: You obviously know the truth. After all, your hips don't lie.

Axel: DAMN STRAIGHT.

 

Demyx: Well. Sora killed me. Then my soul went to the Land of the Dead, and it was really depressing. BUT THEN THIS GUY ORPHEUS CAME IN LOOKING FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE HAD A LYRE. So I was like HEY YOU DO MUSIC TOO?! And he was like YEAH BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS GIRL OUT. And I was like HOW DO YOU GET OUT? And he showed me how to put Cerberus to sleep~ ♥

 

Roxas: ...I'm not "adorable".

 

Roxas: stfu, i'm an adorable goof. ♥

 

Roxas: I do not have a dirty mind!

Demyx: ...then what were you thinking about with the "sugar coated me?"

Axel: Sugar goes to your hips, you know, Demyx.

Demyx: I know. Makes me think you've been sneakin' cookies out of the jar yourself, Axel~

Axel: "If you know what I mean"?

Demyx: Maybe. What do you mean~?

Axel: ...I'm not spelling it out for you. Got it memorized?

Demyx: No. No, I don't. Eat some stolen cookies and be happy, Axel.

Axel: MCHUH KSAY

Demyx: Even if the cookies were actually ice cream in the first place. ♥

Axel: so doesnt care* ♥~

 

Demyx: Nothing is creepy? ...explains the Superior! How does nothing as an element equal palm lasers, though? I never understood that.

Roxas: Yeah, neither did I. I guess the Superior figured his power didn't really have to make sense.

Demyx: ...you know, I think that answers most of my questions about the Superior.

 

Axel: OH YAY IT'S A REGULAR ORGANIZATION PARTY!

Luxord: Oh yes. And it sounds like we both shall be having much fun.

Axel: Oh, loads. Shall I grab my pillow and pajamas for makeovers and girl talk??

Luxord: Oh yes, excuse me while I go get my hair brush and makeup.

Axel: I'll bring the Mystery Date~!

 

Luxord: Don't forget your maid suit. *snicker*

Axel: I will. NEVER. Gamble with you again. EVER.

 

Luxord: I strive to entertain. It pleases me to know you enjoyed my last act. Which I suppose will no longer be my last, considering some odd events happened and I am now sitting before my computer making comments on the internets.

 

Roxas: ...I highly doubt anyone has our brand soda, X.

Luxord: It's always worth a check, XIII.

Roxas: I guess. I never liked it much though.

Luxord: That's too bad. I thought it was positively flavourful.

Roxas: I guess the fact that IV came up with it kind of kept me from drinking it.

 

Demyx: So predictable~

Axel: Who, me?

Demyx: Yes, you~

Axel: Not me~!

Demyx: Then who~?

Axel: ROXAS STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR~!

Roxas: ...What?

**Axel: ***facepalm* You dont get it, do you? Just... nevermind.

Demyx: Don't worry Roxas, Axel needs to eat more anyway.

 

Axel: ...Are you saying the Superior has a better figure than me??? LIES

 

Axel: H-How did you know my name?! You one of those yaoi fangirls from 4-chan?

 

Roxas: ...Axel.

Axel: ...Roxas.

Roxas: ...your--.

Axel: It isn't nice to stare.

Roxas: I-I'm not staring!

Axel: ...Okay.

Roxas: ...You sort of do have hips though. ...Just saying.

 

Demyx: It would prove your, um. Ability to pick Axel up! Which is important.

Axel: Axelbility?

Demyx: No. Come on, Axel, you can do a better play on words than that~!

Axel: Axelocity? Axeliciousity? Axeleration? +5 Axel Holding?

Demyx: Don't you have to roll for a strength check or something? To make sure you don't fall down in a big fluffy pile of spiky hair? ♥

Axel: NERD ALERT.

Demyx: LUXORD MADE ME DO IT THIS ONE TIME.

 

Axel: Someone's trying to pick me up?

Demyx: Roxas was going to...

Axel: Oh~? Pick up or pick up?

Demyx: Pick up.

Axel: ...You didnt get it, did you.

Demyx: Actually. Maybe. Wait. Ew. I.

Axel: ...Forget to pay the light bill?

Demyx: I'm going to be totally confused somewhere else now. Uh.

Axel: *Objective accomplished! Levels up*

 

Axel: *breaks it down* *does the robot* *breaks it down again, on the floor*

 

Axel: *IS SO NOT WEARING A TUTU. FTW.*

 

Axel: Posting from the nifty free wifi within the darkness.

 

Demyx: Me and Axel are going have to start carrying around comfort ice cream or something, won't we.

 

Demyx: You'd have killed me again for posting bad smut? Harsh, man, harsh.

 

Sora: I get it. No one likes me because I'm the keyblade master.

 

Axel: Deviant Art. Is that a great name for a site or what??

 

Axel: Tch, tch. It's always the quiet ones.

Riku: But you're not quiet at all, Axel.

Axel: A;SLKDFAJSDK. Oh now, Riku, that's just the steroids talking. You know what they say about how those drugs can affect your personality.

 

Axel: Ooh~ I'm just shaking in my sexy organization boots!

 

(on fanart)

Sora: ;AFASGFHLSGKJAJK

Riku: ...Does this mean that these...tendancies were once part of you? ...

Sora: I don't want.. to.. think.. about it *sob*

 

(on more fanart)

Riku: This is yet another abombination created by Organization XIII.

Demyx: WE AREN'T THIS EVIL.

 

Demyx (to Sora): DON'T KILL ME AGAIN I'M HARMLESS I SWEAR.

 

Larxene: Do yourself a favor. Cut your losses and kill yourself. ♥

 

Larxene: ... Hmm. One of us could "borrow" Xemnas's dragon-ship-thing and one of us could borrow Spectre- Marluxia won't miss it- and we could have an EPIC AIR BATTLE. ... oh god I sound like Demyx.

 

Envy: I don't like fighting. I'd have to kill you then, and that would be messy and annoying to explain.

 

Axel: Naminé's just a yaoi fangirl.

 

Axel: JEALOUS~!

Riku: WHAT!?

Axel: "OH, SORA~! LET'S BE THE DARKNESS TOGETHER~!"

Riku: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

Sora: So what?!? Darkness is awesome!

 

Riku: The drawing of the two people giving each other paopu in the secret cave is of you and Kairi, right? I don't mean to offend you, but that drawing is pretty bad.

 

Axel: At least *I* tops. :P

Sora: tops? As in spinning tops?

Axel: YES. AS IN SPINNING TOPS. And whenever we share bunk beds, I get the top bunk. Because I'm taller.

Ed: You do realize it sounds odd and completely off-topic.

Sora: OHHH I get it! It makes a lot more sense now.

Ed: It does...? How?

Sora: Axel gets the top bunk because he's taller!

Ed: I thought the taller (and thus heavier people) usually get the bottom bunk...

Roxas: Yes. That's right.

Riku: Sora, come with me. Away from this section of comments. Quickly.

 

Demyx: Remember that time when I got this great idea for a new song and accidentally flooded the basement?

 

Axel: Don't worry, I'm not going to steal your bunny.

 

Demyx: I am NOT a coward. You remember that thing in Atlantis? I remember that thing in Atlantis. Who was smacking its random tentacles? Not you. Hmph.

 

Allen: Penis goes whar?

 

Larxene: Guess there's a few things your Nobody never told you, hmm~?

Sora: ROXAS WOULDN'T DO ANY OF THAT! .. would he?

 

Larxene: Wow, you're going to keyblade me over the internet. I'm so scared.

 

Axel: As her Other, I'd kinda figure you'd share her kinky fetishes. You girls are so confusing.

Kairi: Ew!! Neither Naminé nor myself have any kinky fetishes!!

Axel: That's not what Marluxia said.

 

Demyx: Think Axel would burn it for us?

Roxas: He will. I'll make sure he does.

Demyx: With...internet fire.

Roxas: ...It's possible.

Demyx: Internet fire and cold vengeance!

Roxas: ...That makes no sense.

Demyx: OR DOES IT.

Internet fire and cold vengeance are totally not mutually exclusive.

Roxas: But wouldn't they cancel each other out? Or something.

Demyx: No they don't. The fire is the means, and the purpose is the motive! Like, you can coldly incinerate someone. I think.

Roxas: But it still doesn't make sense. I think.

"Coldly incinerate" is just mentioning the feeling, so that makes sense.

Demyx: But the purpose is cold!

Roxas: ...Oh.

Then it makes sense... I guess?

Demyx: I'm not sure what we were talking about anymore. Oh well. What're we having for dinner tonight?

 

Axel: Keep up the good work and you just might earn yourself a demotion to dusk.

 

Ed: ... Shut it.

Roy: Make me.

Ed: ... I have Hawkeye's desk phone number, you know.

Roy: ... >_>

 

Axel: So, what, you like this Hawkeye?

Roy: ... She's my surbordinate.

Axel: Your subordinate? You act like she's your boss. You sure you guys arent a couple? 'Cause you sound pretty whipped.

Roy: AM NOT. >_>

Axel: Whatever you say, Mustang.

 

Roxas: ...What would we want from them?

Demyx: I have no idea. Kittens or something?

 

Demyx: We were in the Underworld. And that place has lousy security, I swear.

 

Demyx: I am sick and tired of crazy people in black coats. I'm going to get my heart back. On my own. And I'll have my headquarters at some nice beach. Or lake, that sells fudge or something and no one will be able to come mess with me!

 

Demyx: DEMYX'S EASY-TRUST LEVER NEEDS MAINTENANCE. D:

wait, oh noes! Caring fuse is possibly blown on this end.

 

Demyx: Breathing is good!

 

Axel: Is it evil pie?

Larx: Of course. Evil pie tastes better.

 

Sora: I woke up one day and my pants were too short...

 

Demyx: And that's good! Nonviolence is very good indeed. Keyblades hurt.

 

Komui: AND EVIL? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?

 

Demyx: It keeps going "You cannot delete a nonexistent entry"! I think it's mocking me. 

 

Demyx: I don't think Sora quite gets the difference between "getting back up sans heart" and "birth."

 

Rufus: Great, thank you for that insight; now go along and continue being useless. Your mundane idea meant a lot to the ShinRa corporation, and your call was monitored for training purposes on how to block people who should have been aborted.

 

Ryle: I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you.

 

Roxas: S-say my name, bitch!

 

Jack Sparrow and Fran: The \"come\" thread. Just read it. XD

 

Larxene (to Jenova): Oh. You're that freaky thing Kadaj wants to fuck, right?

 

Larxene (to Fran): Anyway, unless that pirate guy has a thing for kinky amazon bunnygirls. Then I suppose I have no room to talk.

 

Jack Sparrow: Oh, you mean Balthier- I think he enjoys sailing ships on the other side of the map, savvy?

Larxene: Really? And here I was thinking you were the one gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Jack: Is it a form of rum?

Larxene: ... no.

Jack: Then that is unflattering slander.

 

The Burger King's entire intro post.

 

Rock Lee: If you've got it, flaunt it, Neji-kun.

 

Sephiroth: >:[

 

Yazoo (minus BIG FONT): TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY?!!!! YOU TOOK MY SEXY AWAY. YOU STOLE SEXY AND NOW IT'S UP TO ME TO BRING SEXY BACK YOU LIAR.

 

Demyx: Get Kairi on your side, maybe? She is an amazing force for, I don't know, pink and nice and sparkles. It's terrifying.

 

Repliku: After all, I already let Demyx call me Snorble.... ___

Kairi: Snorble? Pfffft, that sounds just like him~ Snorble it is, then!

Repliku: .... oh wow. I'm now officially named after a stuffed platypus.

 

Larxene: All's fair in love and war... cliché, but oh, so true. ♥

 

Ryle: DAMMIT, KADAJ, YOU NEED THERAPY!

 

(On Luxord's Saixkittens)

Demyx: ...so, okay. Since Saix has never actually had one of these things...

...are you planning to breed them?

Roxas: ..........

Demyx: "What the hell" could also be a good term...I need to go back to the library and find that lanternfish book, it had a section about scientific naming stuff in it.

Roxas: ...You want to scientifically name nonexistent kittens breeded by Luxord?

 

Pyramid Head: I'm sorry, but I am afraid I only speak English and Angry rape. Please reword your statement in one of the two.

Guybrush: RARGH! UNF!

Pyramid Head: RUGNERN FUNKERT HNNNNRRRRRRRTTTT~!

Guybrush: Yeah, see what I mean?

Pyramid Head: I preferred it when you spoke Angry rape.

Guybrush: I'm not very good at conjugating verbs in Angry Rape, though.

Pyramid Head: You should visit the Rape division in Harvard then. They have an excellent language course.

Guybrush: I dunno. I hear Ivy League education isn't all it's made up to be. Plus it's too expensive.

Pyramid Head: You can never put a price on a good education~

Guybrush: Sure I can! Watch me!

How much is tuition?

Pyramid Head: Mm, I believe they only accept payments of your eternal soul. It used to only be virginity, but there seems to be little virgins around nowadays.

I would be happy to make a recommendation for you. They know me quite well over there~

 

Guybrush (in Kunzite's body, during the body switch event): I have silver hair now. Should I be destroying the world? That's what guys with silver hair do, right?

 

Yazoo (in Larxene's body): When I say I like waking up to Larxene in the morning, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

 

Larxene: ...

Yazoo: Have sex? Now really?

 

Aphrodite: ...Why don't we have a party to usher in the new season? It has been such a long time since I've entertained myself with mortals--I can show you how to "party" like back in the time of the Greeks and Romans...

Kurt: A slumber party...?

Aphrodite: Well, slumber parties usually result in....

Kurt: ...Pillow fights... ^^ I guess that is quite troublesome...

 

Marlene: You must know the subject well if you tell someone about it. I expect you to give me lessons.

Roxas: ...Lessons?

Marlene: Do not worry, I'm sure you will ease into the position comfortably. I hold high respect for my tutors, after all.

Roxas: ...Don't I get a say in this?

Marlene: Of course not.

 

Beavis: Heh-heh, you said "behind".

Maraihi: I can also say "Penis", "Vagina", and various synonyms such as "Cock", "Dick" and "Axel".

 

Axel (on the morse code virus): Lameass dotter.

Demyx: It was nonconsensual dotting.

 

Bart: Erm, no! Lots of people wear their hair in a brain, actually! (BART-MUN WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT "BRAIN" WAS A TYPO, AND IT HAS BEEN FIXED.)

 

Donald: (on Goofy's recent bodyswitch with the Pedobear) ...What's a loli? Is that some kind of candy?

Goofy: Lolis sound like they're Gummi ship parts, uh-hyuck! But I seem to shout LOLI whenever I see a little girl. :o

Donald: Gummis are made of little girls?!

 

Grim Jr.: What's yaoi? :D;;

Rabid Fangirl: ^___^ when sexxy boys sleep together sooo hot

Grim Jr.: Oh, so it's a sleepover for boys? That's sounds like it's really fun!

 

Axel: Are you hot for him, Edward~? Do you want to ride that Mustang all night long~?

Edward: T-THAT'S RIDICULOUS!! I DON'T THINK OF STUPID THINGS LIKE THAT!

Axel: Does he set your loins on fire with a burning passion~?

 

Demyx: So wait...Larxene messed you up? What a bitch.

Repliku: I couldn't agree more.

Demyx: Well, with any luck she's actually pregnant and she'll have to go through childbirth.

 

Alize: Maybe I'd care if I knew who you were. I'm Alize.

Repliku: Nice to meet you. I don't have a name so I guess you can call me whatever you want.

Alize: That's a pretty dangerous statement to make. I'm already calling Axel "Spokes".

Repliku: Well Demyx and Kairi call me Snorble...

Alize: ...You poor kid.

 

Demyx: So if touching it wouldn't help, what would we do? Poke it with a stick? Gods don't usually like that.

 

Demyx: But what do you THINK.

Roxas: ...

Demyx: "Dot dot dot," he thinks.

 

Pyramid Head: The purpose of the Pyramid is quite simple, my dear sir; It was a grand monument that the ancient and most wise Egyptians built which symbolized immense power and smex, and only those whom the gods thought worthy of being named the 'Sexist beast this side of the Nile' could be buried in them.

Which is why the Pharaohs had so many extra chambers; For there extra hos. How do you think they elected their leaders? Democracy? I think not.

Pyramid Head: I would know. I have a Pyramid for a Head.

 

Otto: (to Axel and Roxas) WOULD BOTH OF YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT CLOGGING MY INBOX WITH YOUR ANGST. THANK YOU.

 

Larxene: (in sparkle text) Your emoface does not impress me.

 

Axel: Chat, huh?

Zack: Well I don't see any evidence of a pillow fight.

Roxas: Because those are for kids.

Axel: Times are that tough, that you have to hit on another man's guy? And here I thought we were friends, Zack~

Zack: Hey, don't knock the pillowfights.

Guess you're just not keeping a close enough eye on him, Axel~

 

Sonic (to Shadow after seeing this post.): ... I'm pretty sure that I'm going to kick your butt for this. Where did you even FIND this?!

Shadow: Uh-huh, didn't you say that last time and I... Ended up kicking your butt anyways?

I found it on the internet. Then I colored it.

 

Ichigo: PUT YOUR PONOS INTO HER VAGOO AND J-J-JAM IT IN.

 

Ichigo: This post is made of fail and AIDS.

 

Chazz: Don't be scared, baby! I'm a renegade sex tornado. ;D You don't have to lie to me....NOW LET ME SEE THOSE TITS.

Bridget: I DON'T HAVE ANY TITS YOU PAEDOPHILE!!!!!!

Chazz: YES, YES YOU DO. I CAN SEE THEM. IN THE EYE OF MY PENIS.

Bridget: THEN YOUR PENIS NEEDS TO SEE AN OPTICIAN.

 

...or something. Er.

 

Komui: Every world represented here is unique -- and thus possesses various dangers unique to it. One world, for instance, complains of "infomercials" and "carrot top".

 

Chase: Delusions of grandeur? I am merely introducing myself. Is that a crime?

Otto: No. But you could at least pretend to be civil. No one here cares what you do, as long as you're civil. We've got murderers with plenty of friends here because they're so damn nice about it.

 

Nelsha: Dating is especially important for some people, since a strong relationship makes for a better sword. :D

Shadow: .........................

 

Ian: I have a LiveJournal community dedicated to me, which is sorta flattering. And scary, considering that most of the girls in that community want to gobble my knob. And compare me to chicken.

Vyse: Eh!?

Ian: I'm serious. They compare me to chicken, and someone wrote some disturbing porn story about me. I'd be aroused if I wasn't so terrified.

Vyse: That's. . .

Ian: I can't blame them, though. Who doesn't love chicken?

Vyse: . . . 

 

Panchito: Yes, but chickens are women, roosters are men. I feel less macho whn people say that.

Norrington: Apologies, I hadn't meant to offend you. I'm aware of the difference now. You are still quite manly, ahm, for a rooster. A talking rooster.

 

Vash: Yes! They (donuts) are made of delicious and win.

Norrington: I shall look into these pastries made of win.

Win is a type of sugar? Flour? Yeast, perhaps?

 

(This conversation was originally all in strikeouts)

Rock Lee: You're a dirty old man!

Shadow: a;SJKL:DJL:WRJ. I AM NOT.

Rock Lee: Well, it's a step up from TWELVE YEAR OLDS, I suppose.

Shadow: The twelve year olds are Sonic's thing anyways.

Rock Lee: ...I wouldn't know, really.

 

Jack Sparrow #2's entrance post.

 

Tails: ... But... Dead people don't just START BLOGGING.

 

Selphie: Well, girls have a vajayjay with a pleasurehole that makes them girls, and guys have a ponos that sticks up and gets all stiff when they see something they like, and that's what makes them guys. And when a girl and a guy like each other, the guy's ponos gets all RRAWRR READY TO SHATTER THAT BITCH and the girl's vajayjay goes all MMYEAH JAM IT IN and the ponos goes in the pleasurehole.

 

Larxene: (to BB) You know, if you don't want someone to die, strangling them until they stop breathing is generally a lousy plan, Ryuuzaki.

 

Ari: Does it even matter?

Darkwing: Of course it matters! The psychological affects of this will be beyond measure!

Ari: ...It will? How?

Darkwing: What is this, like the third or fourth time I've had to explain...

What about people who ALREADY have families? Those members will be shunned, confused, heartbroken. And then when the virus wears off, people will be scattered in different worlds! Parentless children finding out their mothers and fathers were fakes, and husbands and wives remembering how much they hated each other BEFORE this started!

Ari: Sounds the same as usual.

Darkwing: ...Nevermind.

 

Larxene channels Ayame. A preview:

Larxene: He doesn't seem to go for you being so forward. Ease off just a little bit, and remember, if he kicks you in the face you're doing it wrong.

 

Axel: Actually, it' pronounced "traumatraumafuck."

 

Near: So....basically the greatest mind of my time got spirited away by a demon from his past to be molested in another dimension?

.......This is outside my realm of experience.

 

Light: My being Kira would cause more than a slight conflict of interest, would it not? My job is to catch Kira, but if I were him, I would have to capture myself. And why on Earth would I want to do that?

BB: It's fun, I did it last Thursday.

 

Albel: (to Gale) Your mother is a corrupted data file.

 

Nel: ... guess what?

Albel: Crosell stepped on Roger, tragically squishing him to death? Just wishful thinking? Damn.

 

L: B.

BB: L.

Fighter: F! That's for "Fighter!" :D

 

BB: L~?

L: B.

Ryle: "F"! That's for Fighter!

 

Demyx: Change it. All of you. "Multiple Zs" would be a better name for a band.

Silver: Or "X". That's not my name either, though. I am "L".

Demyx: "Mulitple Xs" sounds like math.

Silver: Don't you LIKE trying to figure out what X is?

Demyx: At FIRST I did, but then there were like, millions of them. It was an army. I'm only one guy.

 

Mariach:It's a cult. Our leader is Demyx. We also call him "Taxi."

 

Jo:Er... I really wish there was some way to convey the image of my head repeatedly hitting the wall. Or a desk.

Orlando:Oh, you do that by going dhrufioWEhfoihfioAHfioahfoiahhfa

Jo:Oh, so that is what the row of letters means. Gosh, don't I feel blonde right now. :)

lsdjkf;lskjfa;sldkfja;sdlkfj;sadlkfjs;ldkfj;asldfkjs;dlfkjas;dlkfj

There.

 

Vash: Okay, so, take a real life experience of yours, have there be some problem that needs to be solved, throw in a random zoo animal, and then solve it by leading with "but JUST THEN" and you have yourself a story!

It also helps if there's a SEXY TWIST at some point.

James: ... Okay, sooo...

One time, I was trying to capture Pikachu. Uh, Jessie and I were. And so we were chasing after it, and then a tiger leaps out of nowhere and grabs Jessie! But JUST THEN, a giant Pigeotto appeared and ate the tiger, freeing Jessie! And, uh, and then something sexy happened! Unexpectedly!

Vash: Awesome. See, you have the potential to be the world's next greatest author!

James: I do? I-I mean, of course I do! *sparkle*

Vash: Keep reaching for that brass ring~!

 

Silver sums up DDD's Death Note Plot perfectly.

 

BB: I dropkicked an oglop while you were not looking.

L: .....why did you dropkick the oglop?

BB: .....I was bored.

 

Silver (to L): Why the fucking hell are you in Kanto? That place is retarded. Sometimes I climb Indigo Plateau and throw rocks at the Kantonese and they don't fight back. Because they're Kantonese.

 

Kyon:(minus the large text) Q is a very disturbed god-thing.

 

Matt: ANONYMOUS CANNOT BE DESTROYED FOREVER.

Kyon: I thought it couldn't be destroyed at all.

Matt: We can experience temporary setbacks! Usually involving curtains and/or dogs.

 

BB: .....I went to a strip club once in your honor.

L: That was far more information than I had ever intended to hear, B.

BB: I fantasized about YOU the entire time.

...There...You just read that and now you can't UNread it.

 

Phoenix: So.

There are videos floating around the internet of me doing and saying things that NEVER HAPPENED, some artwork of me in a skirt and a midriff, a possibility that I'm a fictional character in someone else's world... and now I'm apparently married to another man without my knowledge or consent.

Are there pills to fix this?

 

Komui: You could have just said it, you know. "L's dead and that makes me a sad panda man" is much more straightforward than "Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and Schröedinger's cat."

 

Shawn: Not going to lie, I'm totally weirded out now. And possibly traumatized.

Genie: You'll get used to the feeling. I'd like to think this place delivers an oncoming train to the face filled with 'HOLY BAJEEBUS' every six hours.

 

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